Title: Redheads
Disclaimer: If I owned this, ya'll'd be buyin' a copy of it, but no, I don't, so ya'll get ta read it fer free! Ain't ya lucky that 'm poor?
Setting: Uhh, well, "Blondes" didn't have one...so this doesn't either.
Summary: How bad of a temper do redhead's have? How possessive are redheads? How quick-witted are redheads? How sensitive are they to pain? How low are a redhead's morals? How sexually promiscuous are redheads? Are redheads addicted to sex and sugar? Is Reno a witch or just malnourished? Cloud's determined to get some answers about redheads, Reno just doesn't know it. Sequel to "Blondes" but can stand alone, I think...
Warnings: -Laughs hysterically-Uhh...yeah, ya'll should kinda know what ta expect from me by now. If not, be prepared ta be surprised!
Chapter Four: Witch
Cloud groaned as he reached out for the beeping alarm clock. Turning off the sound, he opened his bleary eyes to see a vibrant red blur in his sights. Realizing what it was that made the sight, he smiled and slowly sat up, turning to look at the slumbering redhead. After staring for a while, he got to his feet and walked over to his pair of pants from yesterday, taking out his list of questions before grabbing a clean pair of pants and heading out of the room.
The blonde sat down before the coffee table, unfolding the list and picking up a pen, he quickly wrote down: "Redheads are addicted to sex, try not to undress in front of one!" He quickly scanned the list before frowning. Thinking to himself, his eyes narrowed before he frowned even more and slipped the paper back into his pants, deciding to wake up the slumbering redhead. Thinking of the man's reaction to the way that he was going to do so made him smile.
Entering the room, the blonde grinned before he crawled onto the bed, hovering over Reno. Cloud smirked as he slowly pulled down the blanket, smirking even more once he realized that he could see the Turk's morning bulge in the front of his pants. He licked his lips before he gently rubbed the hardened flesh through the cloth, noticing how the thinner man squirmed in his sleep.
Smiling at the reaction, the blonde quickly undid the Turk's pants before carefully pulling down Reno's ants, hoping that he would remain asleep through the entire thing. Once the cloth was pulled down to the middle of his thighs, Cloud gently ran his fingertips down the heated length, getting a soft moan from the redhead. He slowly maneuvered himself so his breath would caress the hot flesh, watching how the redheaded Turk's eyelids fluttered at the feeling, but remained close. The blonde grinned before slowly running his tongue around the flared edge of is cock, making him moan again.
Hoping to get the redhead up quicker, he lowered his mouth on the flesh, sucking on the tip and making the thinner, paler man buck slightly into his mouth. Cloud gently ran his fingers up under the man's shirt and rubbed his chest while sucking on more of the hard cock in his mouth. He nearly jumped when thin fingers slipped into his hair as pale legs spread farther open.
"Ngh, good mornin' ta ya, too, Cloudy-Pouty-Puddin'-Pie," Reno purred, licking his lips as he looked down at the blonde, who was grinning around the flesh in his mouth.
The redhead tightly gripped the blonde locks around his fingers as Cloud began to roughly suck on him, wanting to get him off quickly so they could get on with their morning routines and he could get the answer with another question. Reno groaned at the additional suction before thrusting deeply into the pliant, wet cavern. While the blonde bobbed on the flesh, he reached down into his own pants and began to pump him own cock, wanting release as much as the redhead.
Reno panted loudly as the blonde continued to pleasure him. It was not long before he screamed out Cloud's name and came in his mouth, letting the man savor the flavor as he came also.
"Good morning, Reno," Cloud purred before crawling up until he was over the redhead once more.
"A very good mornin, yo'!" Reno replied, grinning widely.
The blonde smiled at him before deeply kissing him, forcing his tongue as far back into the man's mouth as he could, letting him taste himself on his tongue and lips while pressing their bodies together.
"I've got a question for you," Cloud said, before laying down next to the Turk.
"Wassit?" the Turk murmured, smiling goofily at him.
"Do you believe in werewolves?"
"...Like fur, teeth, rawr werewolves?"
"Yeah."
"Nope!"
"Okay. ...What color are your eyes?"
"Ya can't tell?"
"No."
"Uhh...well...I dunno. Blue-ish?"
"Blue-ish?"
"Maybe green-ish? Why?"
"No reason."
"'Kay-p. 'M gonna go take a shower, yo. I gotta get ready 'fore Rude comes over."
"All right, I'll start breakfast."
"French toast?"
"Omelets."
"Why no French toast?"
"That was a horrible sentence, Reno. Besides, you, sugar, and inanimate objects don't mix well."
"Fine, see ya in a few."
"All right," Cloud said before they shared a quick kiss and parted ways. Once they were in different room, the blonde pulled out the pen and his list once more, making another comment on the list, saying: "He doesn't believe in werewolves, so he can't be one; has a reflection so he's not a vampire, and his eyes might be blue, so he's not a witch. ...I think?"
End of Chapter Three
Review for the next chapter. Horrible, I know, but I spent like nine hours playin' one game of Monopoly with Spaz an' Munchkin', so 'm sleepy. Oh, an' 'm gonna try ta update this daily, usually around midnight-one a.m. Eastern time (was a bit late today)! So be on the look-out!
Thanks fer reviewing:
Rin-chan101093: -Laughs-Tha' 's funny! Never knew I could start feuds jus' by writin'! Thanks!
EvilValenStrife: Yup! -Laughs-He's gonna make up fer it, no worries there! -Grins-By wakin' Reno up!
celes87: -Laughs-Bet ya can guess what kind of cereal I was thinkin' of! I thought so too! Let's find out!
Kigichi: -Laughs-That is true; there 're many women that 're more manly than Reno! -Cough-Shera-cough-! Hell, even Aeris; oh, how I hate that bitch, no offense ta those who like her, but I laughed when she died! Hmm...tha' 's a good question! If I had ta guess, an' I am, I'd bet it'd be Rufus! 'Cause Tseng wouldn't dare at first, Elena wasn't there, an' Rude'd prob'ly ignore him. Plus, yanno Rufus had some say 'bout who's a Turk! True, but that's only if Reno'd name the popper! True again! though, I'd bet it'd be fer a week! -Laughs-He prob'ly wouldn't need the cuffs! As soon as he whipped it out, Reno's jump him! -Twitches before grinning maniacally-Oh, 'll get 'em out! Jus' ya watch!
JeanneAndHerAlters: -Laughs-Same here, I practically haunt the damn thing! Thanks!
Favrite of Chaos: -Snickers-That I am! Couldn't ya tell from the first story? Okay, thanks fer the go-ahead!
XxFuFuxX: -Grins-Nope, not yet, but there is now! well, I'll make it up ta ya! Here ya go!
kelle611: -Snickers-Wasn't it? -Laughs-I can guess, 'cause 'm usually laughin' while I write this!
d0rkgoddess: -Smiles-Glad ta hear it, 'cause I might jus' do that. -Snickers-He will, no worries 'bout that!
Organization13: -Laughs-I an understand that; I both forget an' rarely update! -Grins-Yeah, I was thinkin' of cereal (one of my favorite kinds, too). Uhh...sorry fer that? Of course, why wouldn't it? Thanks!
carefreecat: 'S here now! Thanks! -Snickers-We all do, trust me, we all do! Definitely!
Mako Blue Reactor: Uhh, now-grins-! -Laughs-Where do ya get all o' them mobs, Mobs-R-Us?!
twice-as-evil-as-you121212: -Laughs-Yer askin' the wrong person 'bout spellin', sweetie! O.o' I'll take 'em! Gladly! -Grins-I hadn't thought of that-more of Reno teasin' him...which'd lead ta other thin's 'a course! Yeah, I do actually! Though, we got more quails where I live, noisy fuckers if ya ask me! -Laughs-Lest ya got a backyard, outside of the window ta my apartment, an' down twenty feet (even though 'm on the first floor) 's a river filled with rust an' disease, fun no? Huh...I dunno. Possibly! Aww, thanks! An' same ta ya an' yer bakin' skills! ...Ya make me wanna bake up the box of triple chunk brownies my Ma go me fer my birthday. Think I will once I wake up tomorrow!