A/N: Okay so I know I've kinda disappeared for two months but I've had finals and I needed to get my head out of the fandom for a bit.

At about eight o'clock that night there was a movie running with four hyped-up-on-candy kids trying to sit patiently to watch The Lion King. Even after all this time, after all of the babysitting he did for friends, Kurt had not learned that you never give kids candy when you want them to sit still for more than a nanosecond.

"Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Rory asked Kurt sweetly with a huge smile on his face.

"Yes, sweetie?" Kurt replied, tiredly.

"Sebastian is at the window. And he scared Harmony. And then Sugar punched him in the face, and Cam told him to go away, but then Harmony said he could stay because he's her friend. So can he stay?" Kurt could hardly keep up with how fast Rory talked, but he managed to get the basis of what was going on.

"Sebastian? As in your teacher Quinn's son Sebastian?" Rory nodded. "Because you know that anybody who is a friend of ours is welcome here. But may I ask why he was outside the window and alone at a time like this?"

Rory just shrugged and ran off; probably to tell the others that Sebastian could stay. Kurt just sighed and went into the kitchen to go call Quinn to let her know that Sebastian was there.

The phone rang three times before Quinn answered it, sounding out of breath and just slightly worried. Just slightly.

"KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL. YOU BETTER KNOW WHERE MY SON IS OR ELSE I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF." Quinn yelled through the phone. Kurt had to pull the phone away from his ear to ensure that he didn't lose his hearing. Blaine came and stood by the door to the kitchen, listening to their conversation, well, Kurt's side of it anyways.

"Yes Quinn, Sebastian is here…yes he's fine…no I don't think so…well he's the one who climbed through the window! Ugh, no Quinn I will not check him for ticks…it wasn't like he was hiking in the woods! Yes Quinn, no Quinn, alright Quinn…okay bye."

Blaine wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist and rested his chin on Kurt's shoulder. Kurt sighed and relaxed into Blaine's embrace, enjoying the moment of peace.

CRASH!

Well, moment of silence over, time to fulfill fatherly duties. Kurt thought, as he went to survey the damage those crazy kids caused this time.