Itachi had been chased for hours by ANBU and managed to make himself a barricade to protect him from the ANBU. He was wondering how long the barricade would hold until the ANBU decided to do an all out charge on him. He would go down fighting, but what good would that do. He was hoping that this would give enough time for Sasori and Kisame to get to Konoha and save him.
"Damn it we're hopelessly lost," Sasori thought
" Even worse is that we'll starve to death here," Sasori said sadly.
Then Kisame fell on the ground laughing very hard. Sasori saw Kisame and thought he had gone insane because of the lack of food, water, and sunlight. Then Kisame stood up, but he was still laughing. Sasori had decided something should be done.
"Hey Kisame have you gone insane?" Sasori asked
"No I haven't gone insane I'm laughing because this is so funny," Kisame said
"What's so funny about us going to die?" Sasori said.
The thing is we've been walking in circles for hours and hours not knowing where Konoha is, but I know how to get to Konoha I've just been playing a big prank on you," Kisame said falling down again with laughter.
Sasori stared at him angrily for a moment and then started pounding the shit out of him for the next five minutes and by the time he was done not even Itachi could have recognized him.
"Now let's get going," he said happily.
Sasori and Kisame traveled until they reached the gate they had to turn into a couple of travelers not to look too suspicious. When they entered into Konoha they were walking for some time until they came to a place that was heavily guarded by ANBU and other high- ranking ninja.
"I think we found the place where he is trapped, but the problem is how do we get him out of there unnoticed and without Itachi trying to kill us?" Kisame asked Sasori
"I have a plan, but it is very risky and could cost us our lives," Sasori said
Kisame nodded his head and Sasori began telling the plan to Kisame. Kisame nodded his head in approval. They both transformed into ANBU captains and came out. On of the ANBU came to them and told them what the situation was.
"We have cornered Uchia Itachi in that spot and we are waiting for some reinforcements before we attack him." The ANBU said.
"That is not Uchia Itachi," Kisame said
"What do you mean that the person we are chasing is not Itachi?" The ANBU said a bit confused.
"What he means is that you have been chasing a clone and the real Itachi is on the other side of the city causing mass havoc," Sasori said.
The ANBU nodded and told the others that Itachi was on the other side of the city and is causing havoc. Itachi was still behind the barricade when all the ninja left and took a peak out and saw two ANBU captains and they then turned into Sasori and Kisame. He gave a sigh of relief and went out to greet them. They told him they had to hurry or else the ANBU would come back and kill them. Things were going well until some ninja recognized Itachi and started chasing them. Itachi killed the first three with kunai and Kisame killed two with his shark sword and Sasori used his puppets to kill the rest.
When they got back to Akatsuki Itachi thanked them. He then made get back every bit of chocolate they stole from him. He then pounded the shit out of both of them for stealing his chocolate and they then shared the rest of the brownies by share Itachi ate the brownies while giving crumbs to Sasori and Kisame.
The End