After all of their classes Naruto and co. had decided to meet up in the kickboxing gym. Today there was some guy who wanted to join so Naruto had to be there to help judge him. The doors to the gym opened and four mean looking kids stepped inside.
The first one was obviously their leader. "Yo, is this the kickboxing club? My name is Pankumaru!" The guy stood at around six foot nine, making him the tallest person in the room. He had lots of piercings and had several tattoos.
"Yeah, are you the person who wanted to join?" The first moment Naruto saw him he didn't want him to join, but if he honestly wanted to join, who was he to stop him?
He rolled his eyes. "No I'm just here for directions. Of course I am!" Naruto narrowed his eyes. Rudeness was one of the things he didn't tolerate well.
"Whatever, just get in the locker room and change. After that you will have a match." Pankumaru rolled his eyes and went to the locker room to change in to the uniform that all of the kickboxers had to wear.
When he came back he had ripped the sleeves off the uniform. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THAT UNIFORM?! YOU'LL BE PAYING FOR THAT." Pankumaru rolled his eyes again and walked in to the ring where his opponent was waiting for him.
"Ready… begin!" Pankumaru tried to run and kick his opponent but was quickly stopped by a kick to his nose. While he was on the ground he looked at some of the blood coming from his nose and shouted.
"What the hell?! I'll make you pay for that!" before anyone could stop him he had pulled out a knife and lunged forward… Or at least he would have had he not gotten a shin to the throat that sent him flying out of the ring. His friends surrounded him in worry.
"Get the hell out of my gym before I make you wish you were never born in the first place." Immediately taking the hint they left quickly. Tsuna looked down and realized Naruto had taken off his uniform. He looked up to Naruto questioningly.
"Why did you take your uniform off Naruto?" Naruto looked down to meet his gaze before responding to his question.
"Well for one it sped me up and allowed me to take care of him before he killed one of my members. The other reason is quite simple. At the speed my kick was going, what would happen if seventy-five pounds of metal went flying in to his throat that fast? I'll tell you, he wouldn't just have bruised neck, he wouldn't have a head."
Tsuna shuddered at the thought of seeing such a sight. 'But then again I might start needing to get used to those sorts of sights… WAIT! I'm not going to be a mafia boss!' Tsuna tried to bring Naruto his uniform but once again it was too heavy for him.
Naruto laughed. "Don't worry about it Tsuna, I got it!" Naruto walked over and immediately took the clothes with apparent ease. "Now how about we head on over to my home, I'll make us something to eat." The others all nodded in agreement and soon they were on their way.
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When they reached Naruto's house they were surprised to see a two-story home with a beautiful coat of brown-red paint. As Naruto opened up the door and they saw the inside they were surprised to see a modern looking interior with almost everything a teenager could want. There was just about every game system Tsuna could imagine hooked up to a giant TV with surround sound stereo system. There was a fully stocked fridge with food all but bursting out of it.
"E-EXTREME HOUSE!" was all Ryohei said, the others would have spoke but they figured Ryohei's statement pretty much covered it. Naruto looked up from where he was trying to decide on something to take out of the fridge.
"I-it's nothing. I just have a lot of money left from my parents. Tsuna briefly wondered how he has money from his parents if he didn't even stay for the funeral. Before he could voice his thoughts however Naruto let out a loud "AH-HAH!"
They all looked and their jaws dropped when they saw Naruto pull out a fish that was at least twice the size of the fridge. "H-how did you manage to fit that whole damn thing in that fridge!?" Gokudera asked incredibly. Naruto blinked.
"Trade secret." Was all he said before pulling out a huge knife and began to carve it. They all sweat dropped when he looked at the knife he had just broken on the fish's scales. He threw it away with a shrug and pulled out a chain saw. Once again they were floored at the seemingly random object Naruto pulled out of thin air.
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After the fish and let another eating contest between Naruto and Ryohei they realized it was still pretty early. They all decided to head over to Tsuna's home. When they got there Lambo immediately launched out to attack Reborn. Before he could stick the knife into Reborn he was met with a Leon hammer. He went flying into a wall but was stopped short by Naruto who calmly sat him down.
Tears were streaming down Lambo's face. "Gotta… Gotta stay calm!" The next thing any of them knew he had pulled out a bazooka and had shot himself in the head. Naruto's eyes widened until the smoke blew away and he saw that someone was standing in Lambo's place.
As soon as the older Lambo's eye landed on Naruto his other eye opened up in shock. "Aniki," Naruto blinked. Lambo reached over and poked him in the chest. "You better take good care of little me." Before Naruto could respond Lambo walked inside to get some milk.
"That was weird," was Yamamoto's only comment. They walked inside just in time to hear the loud poofing sound of Lambo returning to his original state. Lambo looked at the glass of milk in his hand and shrugged before dumping it down the sink and running away to play with I-pin.
They decided to just ignore Lambo's antics. Tsuna was once again thinking. 'Why didn't he react too weirdly to the ten-year bazooka…? It is really suspicious.' Tsuna snapped out of his thoughts when Bianchi walked into his house. He gulped and wondered if she would try and kill him like last time.
Bianchi looked around and saw the newest addition to Tsuna's friends. "Hey, you're that guy who beat up Ryohei right?" Naruto rolled his eyes.
"I didn't beat him up, we just got into a match and I won because I surprised him with my speed, and by playing possum. It probably would have been an extreme tie, right Ryohei?"
"EXTREME!" was Ryohei's one word response. Bianchi rolled her eyes and walked away. Tsuna looked to Naruto.
"S-sorry about her, she's kind of grumpy since Reborn left to go to Italy for the next few weeks or so." It was true, Reborn said he had something to talk about with the ninth and would probably not be back for a little while. He warned Tsuna however that if his grades dropped, even by just half a percent, he would make sure he would be in pain faster than he could say "Namimori."
"It's no problem. Hey I just remembered I had some history homework I had to do, so if you don't mind I'll just start heading home. Tsuna nodded and watched as Naruto left. 'I wonder why Naruto didn't just want to do his homework here? '
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Well that wraps up this chapter. This chapter Shows Bianchi and Naruto's first meeting. It also, albeit slightly, shows what position Naruto's ring will have if he gets his own new one. Once again thanks for the reviews. I've only got seven so far but I am still proud!
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