Outside the Penguin Habitat

2:00 P.M. eastern standard Time

(Kowalski's POV)

Skipper just looked in shock at the spot where Lord Shen once stood. "No," Skipper said, "he got away." "We'll get him Next time," I said. "if those two are together," Martin said, "then china is doomed…and not even the masters of the jade palace could have any hope of stopping them." "His cannons were supposed to stop Kung-fu…yet they got defeated by…" Skipper said. "Inner peace," I said. "which is part of kung fu," Skipper replied. "swordfeather," Martin said, "is a master of kung-fu She is even more powerful then tai lung…and dare I say it The grand master himself." "who's the grand master?" Skipper said. "Oogway," I replied. "With Shen's weapons and army combined with her kung-fu skills nothing will stand in their way."

"She'll underestimate Po," Skipper said, "and that is how villains lose." "She knows Po's trumpcard…" My imagination wandered and I envisioned the final battle, Po was about to grab swordfeather in a wuxi finger hold but she beat him to it. "what?" Po said. "You not the only one who know's that hold," she said. "It can't be," Po said. "Ska-doosh!" swordfeather said as she completed the move. "No! That's my line!" Po shouted as he disappeared in a flash of light. "I hope you like the spirit realm…" I shook that thought out of my head. "that evil peacock couple must be stopped," Skipper shouted. "Skipper," I said, "what do you suggest that we barge into gongmon city and get killed?" "No," Skipper said, "they be expecting us to make a rash decision like that…" "so what do you suggest," I said. "we'll grab the North Wind, maybe Nigel or Rockgut, Maybe jack frost, Maybe the doctor, then we'll go back to the valley of peace and warn po and the others." "Swordfeather will tear any allies you have apart," Martin said. "How would you know?" Elizabeth said. "I dated her mother," Martin said with a shudder, "a long time ago…when I was young and foolish."

"like mother…like daughter," Martin added with another shudder. "how can you tell," I said. "Only one person teaches the kung-fu style swordfeather knows…her mother…" "And what style would that be," Skipper said. "Peacock," Martin said, "the deadlist, evilest, most lethal style ever created. Once you experience it…you would wish Shen had taken you out with a cannon." "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it," Skipper said. "Are you guys okay!" Marlene said. "Skipper and marlene sititng in a tree," Elizabeth said, "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Skipper seemed to turn towards the fourth wall, "Alright who still writing Skilene stories! Hey! Fanfiction can you hear me? NO MORE SKILENE! That's an order!" "who are you talking to?" Marlene said. "Not breaking the fourth wall if that's what your thinking!" "What fourth wall?" I said, "it's already broken!" "Anyway where were we before Shen interrupted us," Skipper said. "Welcome to the zoo?" Marlene said holding up a cake with the words "Welcome to Central Park!" on it. "come into our kichen," Elizabeth said, "I think we have a cake knife their." "Stay away from the knifes with the red handles," Martin said, "that's my knife collection!"

"Did you have a ship collection too?" Skipper asked. "Yeah…why?" Martin said. "We might have destroyed some of them…" Skipper said. "What how?" Martin said. "Your son converted them all into airships…we had to destroy them…" "well as long as my treasure ships are still intact," Martin said. "your treasue ships…" "Please tell me Shen didn't convert those too!" "The treasure ships were destroyed," Skipper said. "oh well I never really cared for treasure that much," martin said, "elizabeth's the treasure collector." "please tell me some of it survived," Elizabeth said. "we…um…it in Newfakeplacersburg national bank." We glared at Private, "what?" "Isn't Rockgut mad at us enough…why do we need more places mad at us!" Dode the dodo appeared, "Why did you tell me that that dodo was a stuffed bird! I mean what kind of sick people stuff dead dodo's" Dode asked. "Humans" Skipper replied, "and if you're a prize fish….private." "What?" "We should have put that on the grill and eaten it…but no your ego wanted to stuff it," I said, "Mr. Tux." "I'm never fishing again…" "You said you would never swim in the ocean again…Yet you swam in the water in front of seaville." "I hated that place," Martin said, "that and Hoboken…I mean a cheese fountain…that's unsanitary!"

"Okay…" "And some of the residents made me uneasy…" Martin said, "also bejing…the smog was terrible…." "Global warming…makes me mad," elizabeth said. "that's just a hoax…" Skipper started but he quickly snap his beak closed. But I heard it, "And it is climate change deniers like you who make global climate change much worst!" Kowalski shouted, "In fact those are the worst kind of…Science haters!" "I thought you weren't going to bring up the haters remark again," Private said. "anyway," Skipper said as we went back into the aviary… "who wants some victory sandwiches with our cake!" "I'm in," Marlene said. "Oh…can I have a lobster roll?" Julian said. "Lobster?" I said, "we're not a fancy seafood restruant…and No we're not going all the way to maine to get you some lobster!" Private and I stared at Skipper. "OH…not you too," Skipper said, "fine…ready the super-plane…"

June 30th

Maine

We were being chased around the beach in maine by Blowhole, parker, Chromeclaw, and an army or lobsters. "you want lobster pen-gu-wins?" blowhole said, "your not going to leave with your catch alive!" "What is this guy's probably?" Martin said. "Don't ask," I told the peacock. "Ringtail! you maniac! You finally did it you finally really did it!" Skipper said. "What how was I supposed to know that Blowhole would take offense to blowjoe guy." "MY NAME IS DR. BLOWHOLE!" blowhole shouted, "and would somebody shut that female peacock up please!" "HELP! HELP! HELP ME! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A CRAZY DOLPHIN!" "how do you put up with that," Blowhole said. "You don't want to know," Martin said. "You have to admit," I said dipping some lobster into butter, "this is good lobster." Maurice was preparing Julian's lobster roll sandwich on the run. "Should have went with the crabcakes!" Julian shouted.

"Lobsters Attaaaaack!" blowhole shouted. and the Chromeclaw… "Roaaaaar!" Parker stopped, "You not paying me enough to do track and field events!" "And who's playing chariot of fire!" blowhole shouted. "OH…I should probably take that," Red one said. "PUT YOUR PHONES ON VIBRATE!" The ringtone from Jurassic park III filled the air. The Chromeclaw stopped and pulled out his gaint satellite phone, "I should probably take this," it said. Blowhole facepalmed, "go ahead," he said. And then Blowhole's phone with off with "wildest dreams" as his ringtone. "Really?" I said. "I'm in the middle of destroying my greatest foes here," Blowhole said, "Yeah…I'll call you back." "Blowhole put your phone on vibrate!" I said. "shut up," Blowhole said. With his army behind him Blowhole then chased us into the sunset. "You will pay for crossing me today pen-gu-wins!" [The Penguins of Madagascar theme plays]