"Awwwwwww, Gaara, can we keep 'im? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" I have to find a way to convince him to let us keep this cat.
"Temari, what are we going to do with a cat?" It's not exactly the nicest cat in the world... an off-brown with lots of tufts of fur missing, like she's going through a mid-life crisis.
"Well... it's a cat. Feed it, groom it... play with it?" And what's with that red ribbon on its ear? That'll have to go.
"Temari... and where did you say you found this cat?" You can just tell that this cat is a runaway.
"I dunno. I just found her in the bag full of documents we were supposed to bring back." The poor thing must have been hiding.
"Very well... but you two will have to take care of it. I'll have nothing to do with it."
Kankuro groans, but I emerge from the Kazekage's office, victorious.
"Isn't this the most adorable cat you've ever seen?" I ask Kankuro, holding the cat out at him so he can get a closer look.
"Not really." he responds indifferently as he proceeds to walk down the hallway. "You're taking care of it though. After all, it's your cat."
I'm totally fine with that. I wasn't actually planning on sharing... oh, yes. I haven't given her a name yet.
"Kyouto," I decide aloud. Rebel. Just what this cat is. A cat that wasn't afraid to run away from its owner and explore the world for herself.
"So, Kyouto, what would you like to watch?" This has got to be one of the best time-wasters in the world. Me and my newly-named cat, just hanging out in the living room, watching TV.
"Alright. But after this we're watching car chases." She mews in response while I'm going over the channels, and I select channel 37. One of my personal favourites.
"G'night, Kyouto." I yawn, before letting my eyes slip close. Kyouto walks over and curls up next to my head, to keep me company, I guess.
It's official. Best cat in the world.
"Awwwwwww, Gaara, can we keep 'im? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Yes. Yes. Yes.
"Temari, what are we going to do with a cat?" Keep me far, far away form that horrible woman back at Konoha.
"Well... it's a cat. Feed it, groom it... play with it?" Yes, that sounds nice... and I rather dislike this ribbon.
"Temari... and where did you say you found this cat?" Never mind that.
"I dunno. I just found her in the bag full of documents we were supposed to bring back." That doesn't matter!
"Very well... but you two will have to take care of it. I'll have nothing to do with it."
YES! I'M FREE FROM THAT DREADFUL WOMAN IN KONOHA!
"Isn't this the most adorable cat you've ever seen?" That guy looks like he has cat ears.
"Not really." He even walks like a cat... "You're taking care of it though. After all, it's your cat."
Good. I don't want to be anywhere near cat-boy.
"Kyouto," Mm, that's a nice name. Rebel. I guess she must have figured out that I ran away.
"So, Kyouto, what would you like to watch?" Man, these people have a huge TV. Discovery! They're doing a show on cats that's a must-see, rated five paws.
"Alright. But after this we're watching car chases." Fine by me. Car chases are cool.
"G'night, Kyouto." That pillow looks really soft. Just to be sure, I go to test it out. Temari—I think that's her name—makes no move to push me away. I try to smile, but I'm not sure if that's possible when you're a cat.
It's official. Best owner in the world.