A/N: So now, Itachi basically has to get revenge on Sasuke for stealing his kunai bag, sooo now he's resorted to angering Sasuke by Destroying his Dragon ball Z action figures o0… Really Itachi that's so childish…
Itachi: Shut up…
R.S.R.: Watch it… before I reveal-
Itachi glares his Red mankekyou Marbles at R.S.R!
R.S.R: Eheh! Ano, so uh…Right, the story! Hehehh…
Sasuke. Sitting on the kitchen counter. Awkwardly, stretching out his leg towards mother, so that she can attend to his…..splinter…?
"Oka-san.." Sasuke mumbled.
"Hm?" She replied cheerfully, observing his foot.
"Oh… Nevermind." He told her after catching sight of me.
"Ano, what's the matter Sasuke?" She was holding his heel in her left hand and looked him in the eye.
"Well, I'll tell you later…" He mumbled again.
"Ohayo." I interrupted.
"Good morning Itachi." Mother smiled," Sasuke found your kunai bag."
"Oka-san!" Sasuke squealed.
"Huh?" She stood there speechless as Sasuke made a run for it. Foolish little brother…
Mother wiped her hands in her apron, and turned towards me, " Itachi, I don't understand what's bothering your brother, you'd better go talk to him."
Of course she didn't know. Sasuke's not half as innocent as he pretends to be.
"I'll see what I can do." I told her, and followed Sasuke into ….MY ROOM?!
What the hell?
"Aniki." He said menacingly.
What's he thinking? This kid is growing quite quickly as far as guts are involved. Not only did he steal and LIE about stealing my kunai bag, but went as far as entering my room on top of these sins.
"What are you doing?" I asked the shrimp.
"Look." He told me boldly.
What? He was holding a bottle of purple nail polish before me.
"Sasuke? What's the matter with you?"
"Well," he said sitting cross legged on my wooden floor, " I thought you might like it." He smiled.
"What??" I raised my brow as far as it would go. "Why would you think a thing like that?"
"Aniki, I heard you talking to Shisui about the Akat-" I quickly covered his mouth.
"Sssh!" This is bad.
"Come, we'll talk outside." I said grabbing him by the arm and dragging him out of..MY room…
Sasuke was angry.
We walked down the long wooden pathway that led to the street, down the stairs, and onto an isolated road.
"When did you hear this?"
"When you talked to him."
Baka. I talked to Shisui about the Akatsuki on many occasions…But, Sasuke doesn't have to know that.
"I see…So what exactly was it that you heard?" I reproached the topic carefully.
"Just how you said, that they were against attachments, and they work for a good cause."
Just that. JUST that. Little brother do you know that that is enough for me to get killed.
"Sasuke, can we keep this a secret between us?"
"Ummm sure Aniki, but don't be so angsty, everyone's entitled to their opinions you know." He smiled," And I think what you think. I love the Akatsuki too. I think." He finished.
Sasuke… Why are you so interested in making bonds?...For your sake as well as mine I'm going to have to severe those bonds….you think what I think, you say… Then know that….Foolish little brother…
"We will not talk about this at home, only when we are alone, like this. You understand."
If Sasuke wasn't as smart as he was, I might have gotten away with lying about it, but that wouldn't be possible since he was MY brother…
"Hai." He said in his casual childish-wanting-to-sound-cool voice.
"So what was up with that nail polish?"
"Oh well I heard the kids at the academy say that Akatsuki wear purple nail polish."
SLAP
"Aniki, why'd you slap your forehead?"
"Purple nail polish? Sasuke, don't believe everything you hear."
(Little did Itachi know, that in the years to come he would also spend hours on his nails painting them PURPLE.)
"Oh, ok." He said, looking down and feeling foolish.
We started heading back home when, "Aniki, I didn't steal your kunai bag."
How can he say that with a straight face…. Beghairat.
"So where did you find them this morning?" That Liar….
"Oh, well I didn't steal them, I borrowed them."
W-What?!
"What was that Sasuke?"
"I said I didn't steal them, so don't worry about something that didn't happen."
He took off his left shoe, then his right, and walked to the breakfast table where mother and father were sitting.
Now's my chance.
"Itachi come eat with us." Father declared.
"No. I have a few things to do before I can eat."
"Is that so." Father said flipping through the newspaper.
I stepped into Sasuke's room, and was surprised to find it clean. I began rummaging through his drawers hoping to find his Dragon Ball Z action figures.
Bingo. A blonde spikey-haired guy in a orange and blue outfit. A whole bunch of Sasuke's weird colored plastic heros. Now. Shall I melt them? Break them into pieces? Or simply CRUSH them? The melting one sounded good.
"Sasuke, is it just me or did I see a flame coming from your room?"
"I don't know father."
"Well you'd better go check and see."
"Ok."
Perfect. I jumped out the window just in time when, "Oka-saaan!!!" Sasuke wailed.
I better go in and play along.
"Who would do such a thing?" Mother gasped.
"Sasuke what happened here?" I Pretended to be surprised.
Sasuke lifted a pile of orange, white and charred black pile of melted plastic.
"Oh." I said, "Looks like it happened recently." I told them.
"Well, Sasuke, this should teach you to keep your room clean then these kind of things wont happen." Mother lectured, took the clot of plastic from Sasuke, and dumped it into a nearby trashcan.
Alright, now that I got my revenge… I'll treat Sasuke a little nicer.
"Sasuke."
"Huh?" He looked up surprised, but still completely depressed by what just happened.
"If your plastic heros are so important to you, we can go out and buy some new ones."
"REALLY??" Sasuke glittered and flashed.
"Maybe…lets go eat."
"And I almost thought you did it! I'm sorta dumb! Hehe." He mumbled the last part to himself, and left the room cheerfully.
"Well Sasuke got over that quick." Mother said amazed.
"Itachi!" Father called from the living room.
Upon entering, I saw Shisui and Ani Staring at me from the front door.
"Ano, Itachi-san. Sitoshi Sensei wanted to see us." Ani explained.
"Its about the exile." Shisui added.
"Souka." I stepped outside, put on my right shoe, and then my left.
"Aniki." Sasuke approached me from behind.
"What is it Sasuke?"
Sasuke looked to his left and right feeling insignificant among these strong ninja before him, took a step closer to his brother and said the most manly thing he could think of,
"Your right, " He began, " We no longer need to buy the dragon Ball Z action figures. You've made me realize that they're not my heros." He smiled at me showing all his teeth.
What was he trying to say? That I was his hero? That's really cheesy….
"Kawaii Itachi-San! Your brother is so kawaii!" Ani said adoringly.
"Alright. Lets go."
After about 10 steps I looked back and saw Sasuke smiling at me as happily as when he made his announcement of the action figures. So he was trying to tell me that I was his hero.
Baka. I smiled at him and continued to the designated meeting area.