AN: I wonder if anyone noticed the thing…
Ton relaxed in his bed grinning like a madman. "Heh…" He muttered as he looped the memory over and over…
"Hey bonehead!" H!Asriel shouted annoyed. "You done being a bon-"
"I wouldn't finish that sentence." Sans said from behind him.
"Jeez! I was gonna say boneidle idiot!" He shouted.
"Oh. Sorry." Sans said walking off.
"What is it?" He asked upset.
"You're ignoring everything. Your Frisk came in earlier but you just kept lying there." He said with a scowl. "And you aren't even trying to find a way for us to go home!" He muttered upset.
"Sorry… I'm just… You know?" He mumbled blushing somehow.
"How do skeletons blush?" He asked curiously.
"Mmmmmmaaaagic." He explained dragging it out. "Aaaand red food dye."
"Seriously?"
"Yup. We don't have blood or most muscles so we evolved the ability to make our eye sockets glow, create tears, as well as blush and do other stuff. It helps since… Y'know… Skeletons don't have wombs or squishy sexy parts." He muttered embarrassed.
"Squishy… Seriously?! You're, what? 11 and you haven't had the proper talk?!" H!Asriel exclaimed in shock.
"Monsters and humans are different… Skeleton genders are also kinda different." He mentioned.
"Different how?"
"Well… Let's say if… Sans and a male human got together and had a kid. Sans, as a skeleton would be able to create an artificial womb to hold the child in, if the kid doesn't die from his HP that is… Sans gets sick easily since it's so low, that means the child would have more risk of illness in the growth stage."
"You know a lot about human biology…" H!Asriel mentioned.
"Frisk took me to the library when we arrived on the surface so we could learn about humans, y'know?" He shrugged. "I like biology and stuff like that…"
"So… Does that mean if you and Frisk got married…? No matter what Frisk's biological gender is you could still both have kids?" He asked.
Ton's skull turned bright red where his cheeks would be before he looked at the wall. "I... G-Guess?" He muttered embarrassed.
"Cool."
"Azzy? Are you ok? You haven't ranted in a while…" H!Frisk asked carefully through the door.
"I'm fine mom! I was just talking to Ton." He said with a grin. "I also embarrassed him.
"Are you teasing him about his Frisk?"
"Yeah. But not directly, through embarrassing questions." He clarified.
"Alright then…" She muttered leaving.
"Your mom is…"
"Awesome?"
"Yup."
You knock on the door
Ton opened the door to his room carefully. "Frisk? You ok?" He asked as they nodded. "You know you can come in whenever…" He mumbled blushing slightly.
"I'm gonna go now!" H!Asriel shouted as he prepared to dig through the ground.
You say he needs to stay for a bit.
"Fine… What?"
"Well we finished the machine. We just need you to put this on the end of the snapped vine and they'll reconnect." Sans said handing him a ribbon.
"A ribbon?!"
"It was the first thing I could find!" Sans said embarrassed.
"Fine…" He muttered tying it on. H!Frisk grabbed him and H!MK before they were pulled through the roof to their world.
You say that next time this happens it better be over faster.
"Yeah it should be…" Sans agreed. "I'll leave you two for now then." He said leaving the room to Frisk and Ton.
You tell Ton to close his eyes, if he can.
"Of course I can!" He said as his left socket went empty, while his right socket's dot faded but stayed a tiny bit.
You say you can see an eye
"Well I'm kinda half blind in that eye and it's half closed so… Yeah I can't see…" He muttered before getting jumped by Frisk kissing him. 'Totally worth being half blind in that eye…' He thought to himself happily.
Downstairs
Chara scowled as their text box clone floated around them bored. "Why aren't you upstairs with Frisk and Ton?" They asked.
Ton and Frisk are making out again… They explained.
"Oh! Yeah that makes sense…" They muttered feeling sorry for them.
"Jeez. Frisk's getting…" Sans started from behind them.
"SANS NO!" They shouted with Papyrus, Toriel just groaning because of what she knew would happen.
"Pretty Frisky." He said with a chuckle walking to grab some ketchup.
"SANS THAT'S JUST WRONG!" Papyrus groaned. "TON IS STILL A BABYBONES!" He cried out.
"Babybones? I thought that was just what skeletons called babies." Chara said curiously.
"OF COURSE IT IS! BUT YOU SEE IT ALSO APPLIES TO TODDLERS AND CHILDREN. TON WILL ONLY STOP BEING A BABY BONES WHEN HE BECOMES A TEENAGER." Papyrus explained to them.
"Oh… That's cool." They muttered writing it down.
"OF COURSE… HE WILL ALWAYS BE A BABYBONES TO ME AND SANS…" He sniffed as tears appeared.
"Course he will bro, just like how you are for me." Sans said patting him on the back.
"I KNOW SANS! BUT I STILL DON'T WANT IT TOO END!" He cried loudly.
"You're giving us a headache…" Chara muttered backing away.
Five minutes later upstairs
Ton lay on his bed with Frisk fast asleep hugging him arm. "Heh… Never thought this'd happen to me…" He muttered with a smile. "But I'm glad it did." He decided resting his skull on Frisk's head.
Toriel and Papyrus poked their heads in silently seeing the two were asleep.
"Sleep well my child…" Toriel whispered.
"REST WELL BABY BROTHER…" Papyrus whispered, managing to get it to an actual whisper for once.
Somewhere
Sans sat in his lab as he watched another access point appear. Activating the call he blinked in surprise.
"So… You're the Harry Potter of that world huh?" He asked with a grin.
"Yeah I am… But the first day at Hogwarts I told everyone that if they called me that name… They're gonna have a bad time…" The boy on the screen said, with his single eye in his skull… And blue jacket.
"Nice to meet'cha kid." He nodded with a smile.
"A pleasure I'm sure."