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A/N: I know that last chapter I mentioned Quinn and Finn being together, but to make this chapter easier to write and make more sense, Finn and Rachel are together. We're just going to pretend that he and Quinn broke up because he still had feelings for Rachel, blah blah blah, and they got back together. It's my story, I can do what I want to.
Kurt was sitting on his bed minding his own business and reading the latest issue of Vogue when it happened. As he looked at Marc Jacobs' latest collection, his door suddenly flew open, hitting the wall with a bang, revealing none other than Rachel Berry, hands on her hips, breathing heavily out of her nose.
"Oh, please come in, Rachel." Kurt said sarcastically, setting his magazine down. "To what do I owe you the pleasure?"
"How dare you!" Rachel growled.
Kurt let out a sigh. "I don't know what you're talking about, Rachel."
"I thought I was your best friend." She fumed. "Best friends tell each other everything, everything, therefore I was under the impression that you told me everything because I tell you everything! But no! You're keeping secrets and everyone knows secrets don't make friends! That of course doesn't stop you, Kurt Hummel! Why is it that I am having a nice time with my boyfriends and he, assuming I know all your secrets just like I assumed I knew all your secrets, mentions you having a boyfriend like it's something I should know? Like it's common knowledge! How could you not tell me? That is insulting and embarrassing! I am so infuriated with you!"
Rachel finally finished her rant and crossed her arms.
"Oh, that's what this is about." Kurt said, now understanding what was going on.
"Yes, that." Rachel said, anger seeping out of her words. "How could you not tell me? You're my best friend!"
"I was going to tell you." Kurt swore. "It just happened. Hardly anyone knows yet."
"Does Mercedes know?"
Kurt was silent.
"Exactly! You told her and Finn and everybody else in the world before me!"
"I didn't tell everybody." Kurt said quietly, adjusting his broach.
"Well you might as well have. I told you the second Finn and I got back together. This was huge news, Kurt! Almost as big as you getting your first solo or—" Rachel's speech was quickly cut off by Kurt.
"Actually, that's part two of the story…Blaine and I are doing a duet at Regionals." Kurt said sheepishly.
"What?" Rachel exclaimed. "A male duet? That's groundbreaking in show choir! Now we're really going to need to get cracking on our songs!"
Kurt watched as Rachel began pacing the room, talking to herself, singing a note or two here and there, shaking her head.
"Rachel. Rachel!" He interrupted. She looked up with wide eyes as if she had forgotten he was there.
"What?"
"Are we done here?" He asked.
"Absolutely not." Rachel replied, abandoning her pacing to join him on his bed. Kurt sighed in disappointment. "Kurt, I am very hurt that you failed to inform me on such a major change in your life. As your best friend, I'm supposed to know these things so I can warn him not to hurt you and we can have girl talk and double dates. You not telling me leads me to question the validity and meaning of our friendship. We need to have a balanced relationship and it looks like I'm putting much more into it than you are. For now, I'm going to forgive you and believe that you were hesitant to tell me because you didn't want to hurt my feelings or cause strife, knowing that Blaine and I were once together, but if something like this happens again, we're going to need to figure out the source of the problem in our friendship. Most likely, it will be jealousy over my unparalleled talent but either way, it's something we need to work through together. Now I'm going to go back to my boyfriend and you can resume reading." Rachel got off the bed, ready to leave. "Goodbye, Kurt. I'm glad we had this talk."
And then she was gone, leaving behind nothing but the faint scent of her Very Hollywood by Michael Kors perfume in the air.