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"So they want you to fight the dragon?" Alex nodded. The girl, Sabina, was sitting on his bed. Tom, sitting on the edge of the table, had enticed her to converse with them, or just him since Alex had walked in and managed to steal the show by existing. He already knew her true identity. It was seriously too easy.
Sabina was oblivious as she asked, "What? You'll get a princess out of it?"
"Sounds like it." Tom was giving him a silent thumbs-up. "I won't take it though." Both gaped at him.
"Well, why not?" Sabina huffed. "She's very pretty you know."
Alex shot her a quick glance. "I don't need a princess."
"And this ain't a fairy tale. She's not the one you'll sweep off her feet, or lead her up a stair well. This ain't Hollywood. This is a small town…" Alex rolled his eyes.
"Stop singing already. You know that song gets on my nerves." Tome starting singing in a higher falsetto and Sabina, clearly the woman had no sense of mercy, starting singing along too.