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Chapter 4: Monopoly

"I call the race car!" Quicksilver said, looking at the monopoly player figurines.

"You can't be the race car! You don't deserve it!" Jack responded, grabbing the marker. "I bet you don't even have a race car."

"I bet you don't either!"

"Actually, I-"

"Too slow!" Quicksilver grabbed the metal figurine back and slapped Jack in the face.

"Hey! I stole that fair and square!" Jack said, reaching for it and rubbing his face.

"Shoe…" Ed picked up the little shoe.

"Hey, a little dog!" Naruto picked up the little dog marker. "At least it's not Akamaru…"

"Fine!" Jack said to Quicksilver. "If I can't be the race car, then I'll be-"

"A CANNON!" Zim said, picking up the cannon and throwing it down where the other pieces were set, making a few go flying. "If I MUST be something, I will be the HIDEOUS primitive earth cannon!"

Jack looked a little upset. "I was going to be the cannon…"

Starfire picked up the miniature iron, and looked at it. "Please, what is this little tool?"

"Dat's an iron," Grim responded, not looking entertained. "I don't really fancy being a player or what not…I know! I'll be the banker!"

"Uh…what else enables me to not do much?" Zolo asked inspecting the battleship and then putting it back.

"Someone must manage the deeds, I guess," Grim replied.

"Yeah, sure, I'll be Deed Manager."

Bender reached down. "I'll be the battleship thing! Lots of guns…" he looked at the battleship curiously.

"Oooh! Cash!" Yumi grabbed the moneybag.

"Wait…isn't this too many players?" Zolo asked.

Bender's head popped off and rolled around on the ground.

"Oh, crap! The second time this week!" he said, angrily.

Jack came out from behind Bender with a wrench. "Now are we OK?"

"No. I think six is the limit…"

"Then we need to ELIMINATE another person!" Zim yelled.

"Taken care of!" Jack's backpack started to unfold into a giant wheel-of-fortune type wheel. "Jack Spicer's Evil Wheel of Elimination!" He spun it. "Who will be eliminated?"

"From playing the game?" Yumi asked.

"Maybe…"

She took a few steps back.

The wheel stopped on Naruto. "Looks like you're out of the game, ninja kid!"

Naruto stood up defiantly. "WHAT? Says who! What if I don't want to be eliminated?"

Instead of answering his question, the rest of the group simply ignored him, turned around, and started playing.

"HEY! Don't ignore me!"

Nobody listened.

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"That's five sets of monopoly and all the railroads!" Yumi said. "No monopolies left to get except for what Spicer has! I win!" She started to dance.

Jack looked down. "At least I have the utilities and the orange streets…and New York Avenue has Jack Spicer's Evil Marriott Hotel…$400 a night! HAHAhahaHAH!"

Zim looked down in amazement. "Impossible! How could an insignificant human beat the all-powerful ZIM!"

Quicksilver looked defeated. "Yeah, what's your secret?"

"I'm not telling!" Yumi sang.

Starfire stood up happily, unaware of how badly she and the others were beaten. "I am happy for you, friend! You played well, and you even had the monopoly of the special-sounding and expensive Boardwalk and Park Place! I paid much to stay there in your hospitality!"

Ed looked nostalgic. "It's been weeks since I walked on a board…"

"Zolo, wake up! The game is over! I won!" Yumi said to Zolo.

"…huh? What?" he said, a little dazed. "Uh…great."

"You were bad at keeping the deeds!" Jack said to Zolo. "We had to get them ourselves!"

"At least I didn't roll over on them or anything."

"You were on the couch. They were on the table. There was a foot-and-a-half of floor between you!" Bender yelled, having just finished reassembling himself.

"Whatever…it could have been a really big roll."

And with that, the members of the household went to their rooms to go to bed, or do something else…