Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas
Summary: Ever heard of the twelve days of Christmas? This is the Akatsuki version. With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Akatsuki, or Christmas XD
"talking"
'thoughts'
-noises-
writing
8:00 AM, Undisclosed Location of the Akatsuki Hideout
-Ding Dong!-
Red eyes blinked, the owner raising his head from behind the fridge door, a stick of dango halfway to his mouth.
'My god, what is it this time. And why the hell am I still eating dango? I need a hobby...that isn't killing people.'
This time, Itachi refused to answer the door, sticking his head back in the fridge and continuing to look through it. However, half an hour later, there was another ring...and another...and another. Eye twitching, Itachi slammed the door harder than necessary before stomping over and yanking the outside door open.
Outside was, of course, another tree.
This one was accompanied by the partridge, the doves, the chickens ('More dinner for me.') and four more new birds.
'Seriously, in one package, I have gotten ten birds. Isn't that a bit excessive?' The card gave no explanation
On the fourth day of Christmas, someone sent to me
4) Four Calling Birds
3) Three French Hens
2) Two Turtle Doves and
1) A Partridge in a Pear Tree
'I'm starting to feel like a mother duck, being followed by all of these things.' was the only thought running through the Uchiha's head as he lugged the fourth tree he had gotten into the hideout.
"At this rate, we're gonna run out of space within the next eight days."