My New World Order on Jerry Springer!

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, nWo or any of the other superstars. I also do not own the show Jerry Springer or any of the people on that. The only people that I own are Midnite and Dominatrix. The events in this story has never, ever happened in real life and it is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

A/N: Any real hardcore nWo fans might find this disrespectful and for that I am truly sorry and I just want to say that I don't mean it that way and that I have all the respect in the world for those men.

ATTENTION: I want to make this perfectly clear to everyone that this does not actually happen in my story and that this is just for fun and to see what would happen if you put mine and Vince MacMahon's characters on Jerry Springer. Nothing that anybody says or anyway that anybody acts has actually happened or is going to happen in my story. GET IT?

Abbreviations for the names:

Jerry Springer-JRY

Midnite-MID

Hulk Hogan-HGN

Scott Hall-SCT

Kevin Nash-KVN

X-Pac-XPC

Dominatrix-DOM

JRY-Thank you, thank you, I am Jerry Springer and today's show is titled Large Group Of Wrestler Freaks. Our first guest today is Midnite. Hello.

MID-Hey.

JRY-Now first question, are you actually a women and are those real?

MID-What? Yes, but what does that have to do with…

JRY-Sorry, wrong card, anyway, so what are you here for?

MID-Well last night in his wrestling match, my father did something really despicable.

JRY-And what was that?

MID-I can't even say it. Midnite shakes her head in disgust

JRY-Well, you don't have to because here is your father, Hulk Hogan!

Hogan comes out and spends the next couple of minutes pointing to the crowd and cupping his ear, even though they are deathly quiet

JRY-Hogan, Hogan, HOGAN?

HGN-What?

JRY-We do have a show to do.

HGN-Oh yeah, sorry brother.

JRY-confused I'm not your brother.

HGN-I know that brother.

JRY-Didn't you hear me? I said that I am not your brother.

HGN-And I said, I know that brother.

This continues for a few minutes

JRY-And I said, I'm not your brother.

HGN-And I said, I know that brother.

MID-ENOUGH! This is supposed to be about ME!

JRY-Ah, right, anyway Hogan, what did you do that was so despicable in your match last night?

HGN-Nothing, I just shook my opponents hand after he pinned and beat me.

Crowd gasps

JRY-Oh my, that is even worse then I thought, I don't think that there is anything that is worse than that.

HGN-How about the fact that I wear women's underwear? Oops, did I just say that out loud?

JRY-Yes you did, but for your sake, let's pretend that you didn't.

HGN-Alright brother.

MID-We are not going through this again, so shut up Springer!

JRY-Let's bring out another member of the group, here is Scott Hall.

Scott comes out and has a seat

SCT-Hey, Yo, Chico.

JRY-And what does Chico mean?

SCT-Oh, um, Chico, well it means… um, I mean, uh yeah, it means…

JRY-You don't know do you?

SCT-Noooo, I'm not smart. Scott starts to bawl

MID-Impatiently We already know that Scott.

SCT-Immediately stops crying And yet you still sleep with me.

MID-Shoots a death glare to Scott My father is sitting right there you know, God, you are even stupider than I thought.

HGN-What, oh, uh, yeah, you'll, um, pay for that Hall.

Hogan and Hall start to fight and Steve tries to break them up but is interrupted when Nash comes out and jumps him. The rest of the security tries to restrain him and X-Pac comes out wearing a little pink dress

XPC-Leave my boyfriend alone.

JRY-We're going to go to a commercial break now and hopefully we will have this mess cleaned up by the time we get back.

MID-Only one still sitting And now you no what I have to put up with.

After the very long commercial break

Everyone is finally sitting again

JRY-And were back, O.K., let's recap, Hogan wears women's underwear, Hall is stupid, Midnite is sleeping with him and apparently Nash is X-Pac's boyfriend.

XPC-That is right Jerry.

KVN-But you promised me that you wouldn't say anything, X-Pac, you lied to me.

XPC-Well it's to late now. Smoothes out his dress

JRY-Well, let's add to the freaks and bring out X-Pac's girlfriend, Dominatrix, who by the way has been watching on a monitor in the back.

Dominatrix comes out stands in front of X-Pac

DOM-How could you do this to me? I trusted you and that is my dress that you are wearing.

XPC-Whatever, talk to the hand.

DOM-The only thing that I have to say to you, is that you are so lucky that I was cheating on you with Hall.

MID-What? Spears Dominatrix and they start to fight

SCT-Oh, what the hell? Starts to fight with Hogan again

Nash and Steve start to fight again as X-Pac is hitting him with her (Oh sorry) his purse

JRY-I think that is time for my final thought now. Walks over to his stool and sits down With any group as large as this one and has this many freaks in it Ducks to miss flying chair it's normal to have problems and differences but Hall hits him over the head with a chair and takes his mike

SCT-Hey, Yo, time to say good-bye! Punches out the camera

A/N: This was all in fun, please don't hurt me. Feel free to review though, flames are excepted and I expect them with this part. A real chapter will be up as soon as possible and I expect it to be up over the next couple of days.

Until next time, this is Midnite!