Kung Fu Panda: The Cast Speaks by
Mitchicus
Chapter 3
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(Light shines on Mitchicus)
Mitch: Welcome back! It's your host Mitchicus again, continuing "Kung Fu Panda: The Cast Speaks"!
(Audience cheers)
Mitch: Brutus, please get me the first letter.
(Brutus, the once evil crocodile comes out and gives the letter to Mitch)
(Brutus bows)
Brutus: There you go, Mitch. Say, are you still dating Tigress?
(Mitch slaps his paw to his face and rubs it down)
(Tigress and Po laugh)
Mitch: Brutus, we were acting in the Mitchicus Series.
A/N: Mitchicus series is the complete title for the series of stories I made after KFP2 occurred.
Brutus: Wait, you were married to her too right?
(Mitch sighs)
Mitch: Brutus, if there were not so many people here, I would CENSORED kill you.
(Brutus backs up and waves his hands in protest)
Brutus: Ok, I'm going.
(The crocodile goes backstage and Mitch sighs)
Mitch: I should have hired Fernando. Now, on to business. These are from edger230. Po: What are your feelings for Tigress?
Po: Well…I think she is the greatest fighter I have ever seen, and I think she is the most beautiful girl in all of China. And I would love to be the guy of her life.
(Audience awes.)
(Tigress smiles at him and Po blushes)
(Mitch smiles)
Mitch: Well played, Po. Tigress: What are your feelings for Po?
Tigress: Well, I think he is an excellent fighter and probably the funniest guy I know-
(Mantis interrupts)
Mantis: Aren't I the funniest guy you know?
(Tigress laughs)
Tigress: Sorry, you're just the most annoying guy I know.
Mantis: Well, thanks…I guess.
(Mitch shakes his head)
Tigress: Also, I think he's very handsome and I would like to be his girl.
(Tigress smiles at him and Po blushes)
Mitch: Tai Lung: Are you ever going to realize that Po is the TRUE Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: Po is not the Dragon Warrior, so I guess that is a no.
Shifu: Tai Lung, we talked about this.
(Tai Lung sighs and crosses his arms)
Mitch: Alright Brutus, bring the next letter please.
(Brutus comes from backstage and hands the White Tiger the letter)
Brutus: When is Kung Fu Panda 6 coming out?
Mitch: Go Brutus!
(The crocodile hurries off of the stage)
(Mitch sighs)
Mitch: I apologize for my anger. It truly is hard making the series with him. Now, on to the next questions, which are from .
(Opens the next envelope and eyes the letter)
Mitch: Furious Five: After Po was shot by Shen's cannon, how were you captured and chained?
Viper: We were surrounded by Shen's army when Po was shot out of the building, so things weren't looking so good.
Crane: They overpowered us because of their numbers and the fact that we could not get our minds over the fact that we believed Po to be dead.
Monkey: They captured us and chained us, and that's how we got captured. Luckily, we all know that Po didn't die from the blast, and we are all grateful.
(The Five smile to Po and he returns it)
Po: Thanks guys.
(The Five nod and Tigress walks over to Po)
Tigress: And we are so happy that you are alive, me the most.
(She hugs him and the audience claps)
(Tigress returns to her seat next to Mitchicus)
Mitch: Tai Lung: While you were in Chor Gham Prison you were completely immobilized, so how did you eat food?
Tai Lung: Well, once a day, I was fed. The guards went in front of me and stuck bread on a spear and gave it to me to eat, and to drink they put a jug on a spear and put that to my mouth.
Mantis: How did you, you know…go?
Tai Lung: Some things are better left unsaid.
(Mitch chuckles)
Mitch: Tigress: How did you feel when Po was supposedly killed by Shen?
Tigress: I felt as if a part of me had died with him. I was supposed to be there for him at all times, but wasn't then. Can you forgive me Po?
Po: Of course I can.
(Tigress and Po smile at each other)
Mitch: Po: How did you feel when you and Tigress hugged, and when you saw her wounded in the water?
(Po leans back in his chair)
Po: Well, when she hugged me, I was still thinking that she was going to kill me.
(Mitch and the others laugh)
Po: But when I realized what was happening, I was stunned. I knew that she had feelings for me, and she still does.
(Tigress smiles at him)
Po: When I saw her wounded in the water, I could not believe what she had done. She had risked her life for me, but I had never expected her to do something like that for me. I was concerned for her health, and was troubled that she was nearly killed.
(Mitch nods)
Mitch: Thank you, Po. I wish you well in your…relationship…with her. Is it safe for me to say that?
Po: Of course it is. Tigress won't claw your face or anything.
(Po, Mitch, and Tigress all laugh)
Mitch: Well, I'm afraid that's all that we have time for. It's up to you the public to send in questions as usual, but also to send votes for the awards to the cast. Mantis needs an annoying award on his belt.
Mantis: I'm not wearing a belt but yeah, I need it.
Mitch: This is your host Mitchicus and the cast signing off.
(The light fades on the characters)
A/N: Please send votes and more questions! Also, please check out Kung Fu Panda 6: The Final Fate. Please get the votes and questions in!