-Me- If I had not gotten into this whole remake episode than I would be updating my first ever real Thanksgiving story today, but since I did that story and the one before it will be late. You all will just have to learn to pretend that it is Thanksgiving when I publish it. Anyway I don't own Invader Zim and enjoy this new chapter and your Thanksgiving Day. I will be enjoying Thanksgiving tomorrow myself because of certain family problems, but I did not want to make you guys wait too. Anyway enjoy again and REVIEW OR ELES MORE THEN JUST TURKEYS WILL BE KILLED TODAY! MAHAHAHA!
Setting 1 Will's House
Everybody was sitting on the couch ready to start their sleepover.
-Will- So Dib what movies did you bring anyway?
-Dib- I brought some vampire movies to get us in the mood for Halloween in a couple of weeks. (He said as he grabbed his overnight bag.)
-Jason- Vampire movie? Really ah… guys why don't we watch something else?
-Will- Why do you have issues with vampires Jason?
-Jason- Kind of…
-Will- Well I think that the best way to deal with a fear is to face it. And besides it's not like we're watching Twilight are we Dib?
-Dib- No don't even mention that stupid movie. That movie and the other ones like it make a mockery of real paranormal studies. First of all vampires don't sparkle in the sun they burn.
-Paige- What about half blood vampires?
-Dib- There's no such thing.
-Jason- Dib is right of course but our baby should not be exposed to such violence.
-Paige- We don't have to write this in our report you know?
-Jason- Yeah, but what about your parents won't they get mad?
-Will- My mom is working late tonight and my dad is working downstairs in the lab.
-Paige- And Allee is asleep upstairs…
-Will- For now so let's hurry.
-Jason- But I…
-Paige- Calm down Jason vampires aren't real and…
-Jason- It's not the vampires that I have issues with it's the blood. I can't stand the sight of blood.
-Gretchen- Well technically it's not real blood so just remember that.
-Jason- O.k. I guess I could just learn to tolerate it. (He said grabbing his overnight bag and then pulling out his water bottle.)
-Will- That's the spirit. Now I'll go order the pizza and pop the popcorn.
-Jason- No garlic please. I have allergies.
-Dib- Right… (He said as she was putting in the DVD.)
-Will- (A couple of minutes later he came in with two bowls full of popcorn.) Ready. (He said as he sat down and put the bowls on the table in front of the TV.)
-Gretchen- Remember Jason it's just fake blood.
-Jason- Yah. (He said as he began to drink some of the blood in his bottle. Will grabbed the remote and they started the movie.)
-Paige- (Thirty of more minutes into the movie everybody was getting a little scared. And there had been a lot of blood and Jason was not doing so well. He could feel the thrust for fresh blood welling up inside him as he looked at everybody's necks.) Don't go in there.
-The Movie- AHH!
-Everybody- AHH!
-Gretchen- Dib hold me. (She cuddled up to Dib hiding from the scary movie.)
-Dib- It's o.k. Gretchen I've got you. (He said as he put his arm around her. Will gave Dib the thumbs up when he say him comforting Gretchen.)
-Pizza Delivery Guy- (He rang the door bell and Paige screamed.) Pizza.
-Will- Calm down Paige it's just the pizza delivery guy. That sure was fast. (He said as he went into the kitchen to go get the money their parents left for them. Then he answered the door and gave the guy the money. Then he took the pizza and closed the door. Then he put the pizza on the table and everybody dug in.)
-Jason- (They continued to watch the movie. And there was a lot more bloody scene and the blood looked really realistic.) I can handle this (He continued to drink his blood.) just as long as I don't run out… (Right when he said that he drank that last bit of his blood bottle.) Oh no. (He whispered to himself. How long will he last without the blood to quench his thrust?)
-Allee- Wahh! (She started crying from upstairs.)
-Paige- Oh great hold on you guys…
-Jason- Don't worry Paige I'll get her.
-Paige- You sure Jason?
-Jason- (He looked at the movie again.) Positive. (He ran upstairs.)
-Dib- Hmm… (He said as he watched Jason race up the stairs.)
Setting 2 Allee's Room
-Jason- Hey baby Allee thank you so much. I can't take that movie anymore and I just ran out of… Anyway come here. (He picked her up and started to feed her some of her milk. Then she finished the milk and he put her back in the crib.) There now you should go to sleep. (Allee was about to shut her eyes when she saw Jason's fangs a little and the fact that he did not have a reflection in her mirror.)
-Allee- Waahh!
-Jason- What? Look I'm not going to hurt you.
-Allee- Waahh!
-Jason- Stop I hate to hear people cry. (He covered his ears and suddenly his air freshener necklace came into view of Allee. So that is why Shadow said he smelled like a pine tree.)
-Allee- (She stopped crying when she saw the necklace and grabbed it.) Mine. (The necklace came loose and now Allee had it.)
- Jason- No put that down. (She started sucking on it.) No that does not belong in your mouth now give it back. (Then she ripped the necklace into tiny little pieces.) No bad baby. Bad!
-Allee- Wahh!
-Jason- No shh… O.k. I did not want to do this, but (His pupal got wider and started to glow.) You are getting very sleepy. You are falling into a deep sleep now rest till morning. (Allee fell asleep.) There and just remember you made me do that. (Then he heard a tap on the window.) What was that? (He said as he went to the window and opened it. He looked out the window and saw nothing. Then he closed the window and turned and shrugged his shoulders.) Hmm… (Then all of a sudden Thistle in his doggy disguise attacked Jason.) AHH GET OFF! (He ran all over the upstairs with Thistle on his head. Then he fell down the stairs.)
-Dib- Jason o h my gosh are you ok. (He said pulling Thistle off of Jason.) I'm so sorry I don't know what got into my dog.
-Jason- Ahh… Dib are you sure that thing is a dog, because I think he flew in throw the window?
-Paige- What Jason you must of hit your head. Come on I'll help you with those wounds.
-Jason- What wounds? (He touched his for head and he was bleeding a little. I know that he is a half vampire, but because of that he can still bleed some, but his wounds heal really fast.) Huh no I'll do it. Where are your band aids?
-Paige- Upstairs in the bathroom.
-Jason- Right. (He ran upstairs.)
-Paige- Are you sure you don't need any help?
-Jason- Yah I'll be fine.
-Dib- Thistle what are you doing here? I told you to stay home. How do you explain yourself and you know you're not supposed to attack people for no apparent reason. (Thistle ran back upstairs.) No Thistle you get back here. (Thistle ran back down the stairs carrying Dib's tracker in his mouth. He spit it out of his mouth and it was a little broke, because Thistle's teeth are strong and it fell one to the floor at some points.) Huh Thistle my tracker you broke it and I just got done fixing it. That's it Thistle go home NOW! AND WHEN I GET HOME YOU ARE IN SUCH BIG TROUBLE. BAD BAD BOY! NOW GO! (Thistle started to leave then he stopped before he got to the doggy door and looked at Dib. He still had a very angry face that scared poor little Thistle. He ran throw the doggy door, but he had a hard time getting throw the door and his collar came off.)
-FBI Agent 1- (There were three FBI Agents walking near Dib's house at this point. One of them had a suitcase.) Man I can't believe we lost that alien.
-FBI Agent 2- Let it go man
-FBI Agent 1- I can't I mean come on we'll never find another paranormal creature like that ever again.
-FBI Agent 3- You do have a point. I mean it's not like one is just going to walk right passed us.
-FBI Agent 1- Yah… Hey look a dragon. (He said as Thistle walked passed them.)
-All- A Dragon! (They turned and saw Thistle walk throw his own "doggy" door.)
-FBI Agent 2- Man did you see that it was a real dragon?
-FBI Agent 1- I know well come on what are we waiting for? (They ran up to Dib's house and opened the door. Yah it was unlocked don't you remember on Mysterious Mysteries episode Dib's door was not locked well same thing goes for tonight. Not good. They were all tip towing throw the house.)
- FBI Agent 3- Guys I think this house belongs to Professor Membrane. Should we really be doing this?
- FBI Agent 1- Of course we should. That whole alien thing nearly cost us our job. And I have a water sprayer, knock out gas, and a cage in this suitcase that says we should.
- FBI Agent 3- And you carry these things around with you because…
-FBI Agent 2- Shh… I hear something. (Gaz walked out of her room looking really mad.)
-Gaz- DIB I THOUGHT YOU WERE… (She looked at the agents.) WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! (She said as she began to throw everything she could grab at the agents.)
-The FBI Agents- Ahh no stop. (They said trying to protect themselves from the things that Gaz was throwing at them.) No please don't hurt us.
-Gaz- Fine I'll give you till three to get out. 3… (Then the one with the water sprayer sprayed Gaz right back into her room.) AHH! (Then they shut her in her room and used a chair against the door handle to barricade it.) YOU ARE SO DEAD JUST WAIT TILL I GET OUT OF HERE!
- FBI Agent 3- Sorry, but this is official FBI business and… (Just then Thistle blew fire on the guy's butt.) Mmm… something smells good. Wait… (He looked at his butt.) AHH! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE! (His friend grabbed the sprayer and put the fire out. Thistle laughed at the scene.)
- FBI Agent 2- Oh so you think that this is funny well how do you like this? (He said throwing a knock out gas thing at Thistle. But, Thistle had seen a lot of those things in Dib's closet so he knew he had to avoid them. So he flew away down the stairs and into the kitchen.) Come back here. (They all ran after Thistle. When they caught up to him in the kitchen Thistle throws all kinds of food at them.)
-The FBI Agents- Ahh not again!
- FBI Agent 2- (He ate one of the apples.) No wait I'm allergic to apples. (His face swelled up like a big balloon and Thistle could not help, but laugh like crazy, but he leaned on one of the plated and fell to the ground when he lost his balance and the plate fell on top of him and knocked him out.)
- FBI Agent 3- (He ran up and put Thistle in the cage.) I got him now let's get out of here. (They all ran out the door.)
Setting 3 Back at Will's House
Jason came back down from the bathroom with some band aids on his head. He did not want everybody to see that his wounds had already healed by now.
-Jason- Hey guys I'm back is that dog gone?
-Dib- Yah I sent him home. He is going to get it when I get home tomorrow.
-Gretchen- You know Dib I think you were a little too hard on Thistle. I mean he's just a "puppy".
-Dib- Yah, but he knows better.
-Jason- And besides he attacked me and I didn't do anything to him.
-Dib- Exactly he went too far.
-Gretchen- Yah, but what if he was trying to tell us something?
-Dib- Like what? And he also broke my tracker. And thanks to him I will have to fix it again before tomorrow or I won't be able to find the vampire that it detected earlier today.
-Jason- It detected a vampire today?
-Dib- Yah at lunch why?
-Jason- Oh no reason. (He said as she began to sweat.)
-Paige- Jason are you alright?
-Jason- Yah I'm fine I think we should just start up the movie again.
-Will- But, I thought you hated the movie.
-Jason- I changed my mind o.k. (He was about to change the TV setting back to the DVD setting when a news broad cast came on.)
-Dave- Attention everybody I have here with me these three brave FBI Agents that caught a real live dragon at the Membrane house.
-Dib- What?
- FBI Agent 1- Yep the little creature put up a good fight, but we got him and tomorrow we will experiment on him. On national TV!
-Dave- Oh that sounds like a lot of fun. And I will be filming the whole thing. So tune in tomorrow night for the broadcast of the century.
-Dib- Oh no Thistle…
-Jason- What? Dib is your "dog" a dragon?
-Dib- What no. What makes you say that?
-Jason- This explains so much I bet those aliens gave him to you.
-Dib- What aliens are you crazy?
-Jason- Come on guys I can tell you're lying and I'm not as dumb as you think. So tell me what's really going on here?
-Will- AHH I CAN'T TAKE IT! YOU'RE RIGHT OUR FRIENDS ARE ALIENS AND THISTLE IS A DRAGON!
-Paige- Will. (She throw a pillow at her idiot brother.)
-Jason- Don't worry you guys I won't tell anybody. We all have secrets that we want our friends to keep.
-Paige- Thanks Jason sorry we had to keep it from you, but we did know if you would keep the secret.
-Jason- Oh don't worry I know how to keep a secret.
-Paige- How do you have a secret too?
-Jason- Well I…
-Dib- Oh come on you guys we don't have time for this Thistle needs us. And we need to go to my house and get some supplies.
-Jason- Dib's right we've already wasted enough time on stupid question. So let's go.
-Me- They all headed out the door and to Dib's house. Will they be able to save Thistle? Will the others ever find out about Jason's secret? And how mad do you think Gaz is going to be when they get her out of her room? All these question and more will be answered in my next chapter. Until then Happy Thanksgiving, check out my new drawing, and ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!