Why am I Here
Written by Plusial and Edited by Plusial
Reminder: I am ProphecyEngineZ but due to personal reasons, I changed my pen name to Plusial.
I am SO sorry about not updating for like, 3 months. I had insane writer's block and also insane laziness.
Peter Kim
True, but is this Masashi Kishimoto's story? No, this is Plusial's story.
Anonymous
True, true. You sound confident, I might actually add that in, might not. And I know how you feel about reviews being chopped off. Sometimes I just wanna type all day XD
Just a reminder, I'm going to be time-skipping in these first few chapters from year to year just so when I get to around the time where Naruto started, I'll stop time-skipping.
I know some of you think that I'm making this too easy for Naruto to be saved, you'll see, you'll see.
I still don't own Naruto.
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Why am I Here ~ IV
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Naruto: 10 Years Old
Sasuke: 10 Years Old
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Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi were walking to the academy, on the first day of the year after summber break.
"So Sasuke, Naruto. Time for another year of the academy." Kakashi said as he read is orange book. "Yeah, another year of boring lectures, fun sparring, friends, and fangirls." Naruto said, emphasizing the word fangirls in a dark, evil voice. Sasuke had a big, huge, gigantic, humongous, enormous, giant, insanely-large, crazy-big, superbly-extremely-massively-gigantic fan club, including every single girl at the age of 10 in the GENERATION.
Naruto was looking over the "Things about fangirls" sheet that he and Sasuke made last year.
Things about Fangirls
By Sasuke and Naruto Hatake (even though dad Kakashi says we aren't Hatakes)
1) They love Sasuke
2) They hate Naruto
3) They REALLY love Sasuke
4) They REALLY hate Naruto
5) They all don't care about being a ninja- just about their looks
6) Sasuke HATES them
7) Naruto DESPISES them (except for one)
8) The only reason they want to be ninjas are so that they can be with Sasuke
9) They all look like idiots when sparring (one of them got brutally defeated by Kiba Inuzuka)
10) They all are fools "for Sasuke"
Naruto shut the book. Why couldn't he have a horde of girls on him?
He was the ladies man type. Just kidding. He absolutely hated girls. He was at that stage that girls are weirdos who can't be ninjas.
"Looks like we're here." Kakashi said as he closed his orange book.
Naruto and Sasuke walking into the academy.
"Let's see who's in our class this year." Sasuke said.
Iruka's Class
"Sasuke Uchiha,
Choji Ackimichi,
Some fangirl,
Shikamaru Nara,
Shino Aburame,
Some idiot,
Another idiot,"
"They aren't idiots!" Naruto said.
"I will only name the ones I acknowledge. The ones with potential." Sasuke replied.
"Kiba Inuzuka,
Some weird butt-stick "prodigy" dumbo,
Mr. class clown opposite,
weird emo dude,
Hinata Hyuuga,
Fangirl,
Fangirl,
Naruto Uzumaki,
Weird fangirl,
Fangirl,
Idiot,
Fangirl,"
Sasuke skimmed through the rest as he saw nobody else with 'potential', as Naruto was reading the real names of the so-called "idiots and fangirls" Sasuke looked at Naruto and thought he saw Naruto's cheeks turn a bit pink, but ignored it.
"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!" Naruto turned around.
"IT'S SASUKE-KUN!"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN? IS THAT YOU?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
"SASUKE-KUN?"
Sasuke sighed as the domino effect of fangirls came.
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"HI SASUKE-KUN!"
"I'm gonna die..." Sasuke said.
"Instead of dying, how many times can you say the word 'x' and really fast?" Naruto asked.
"Umm... x! Is that enough?"
Sasuke asked as he turned around to see Naruto rolling on the floor laughing his head off.
"You said- LOOK OUT!"
A figure, almost snake-looking, came swooping down and took Sasuke. They then both disappeared into nothingness.
"What?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO SASUKE-KUN YOU DEMON!"
"WHERE DID YOU PUT HIM, STUPID DEMON!"
"Uh, umm... I didn't... I d-didn't do anything..."
The girls all ganged up on Naruto, but it became worse, the parents started coming.
"Get the demon!"
The all started kicking him, how would it turn into this? It was supposed to be a nice summer day and the start of school, but Sasuke was gone, and he was back to what happened to him when he was younger.
'I thought that it wouldn't happen anymore... I guess, without Sasuke they think I'm more defenseless...'
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Ugh. Bad ending, bad story, I know, shut up.
Thanks for reading my crap.
Plusial
