Author's Note – I really do like the music of The Phantom of the Opera. The plot sucks (it's like Twilight except with adults and singing – and really really good music), but I just love [most] of the music. And the addition of zombies only adds to it, in my opinion. As for the uranium down in the second verse, hey – I needed something to rhyme with 'cranium.'
Disclaimer – Once again, I own nothing of relevance.
~The Zombie of the Opera~
~Parody of The Phantom of the Opera~
ME
At night they came for me
And caused me pain.
They came into my house and ate my brain
And now I've joined their cause, for now I find
The zombie of the opera came here
To eat my mind.
ZOMBIE OF THE OPERA
Come now and eat with me
This cranium.
You are undead, you see.
Uranium
Is pretty useless for us zombie folks.
The zombie of the opera is running out of jokes.
ME
I don't wish to be rude
Or very mean,
But having been zombified
has turned me green.
That wasn't very nice,
And now I'm mad,
'Cause turning innocents into undead
Is very bad.
ZOMBIE OF THE OPERA
Don't be an idiot –
Zombies are good;
They get to use people
As yummy food.
Grr arrg blahg uurgle brains!
Urmf grhahk arrind;
The zombie of the opera is here eating your Mind!