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Chapter 4

Subsection 1

Scenario: Three witches and Hecate enter the kitchen on the same sunny day as before.

"I feel like an omelet today, what about you?" asked Bertha.

"That sounds nice to me. I'm up for it," replied Darlene.

"Why not?" agreed Agatha.

"I'll get the ingredients," offered Hecate.

They got the eggs and the tomatoes and anything else they felt like putting on an omelet and started cooking. Right then there was a knock on the door.

"Come in Macbeth," called Bertha without looking up from the stove.

"How did you know it was me," Macbeth asked, entering into the kitchen.

"Horoscope again," replied Bertha.

"So what brings you here?" asked Darlene.

"I just smelled your cooking and couldn't resist."

"Aren't you going to tell us your future again?" inquired Bertha.

"Seeing how I looked into a crystal ball today again, I guess so." They finished cooking the omelets, making one more for Macbeth, and he began his tale:

"First off, I have no reason whatsoever to fear Macduff. He's a looser anyway. Second, anyone not woman born can kill me. And third, the only way I'll win the battle that's coming up is to move the hill of Dunsinane toward Birnam wood. It didn't make a lot of sense but there it is. Well, I guess my job here is done." And, as abruptly as he came, he left. Walking along the road, he came across Lennox. "What brings you here Lennox?"

"Just going on my daily walk," Lennox replied. "Have you by any chance seen Macduff lately?"

"I think I saw him over at the pub," Macbeth answered.

"I guess I'll just have a pint with him, then," said Lennox and trotted off. Replacing him came a murderer.

"Hey, Macbeth," one of they said. "Do you want us to kill Macduff's family for you?"

Now completely relaxed that everyone knew his ideas, Macbeth accepted the offer, being on a killing spree a he was.

Subsection 2
Scenario: Lady Macbeth, her son, and Ross enter the Macduff castle.

"Excuse me, Lady Macduff," said Ross, "but do you know where I could find your husband?"

"He's at the tavern," she replied curtly.

"Thank you. I guess I'll go join him." And off he went. Before anything could be said between mother and son, a messenger approached them.

"Have you considered liquidating your house and moving into a newer, more economically friendly home?" Not a messenger. A salesman.

"Well actually," replied Lady Macduff, "now that money is so tight I think that might be a good idea." The salesman left. His job was done. The next visitor was a man clad all in black.

"EEEEK!" exclaimed Lady Macduff's son. "Mama, it's a murderer. Let's kill 'em!" And without a word both Lady Macduff and her son pulled out a knife and stabbed the murderer.

"So son," said Lady Macduff, cleaning her knife. "What do you want for dinner?"

Subsection 3

Scenario: Malcolm and Macduff meet at Duncan's castle.

"Ah, Malcolm, good to see you," said Macduff.

"Back at chya," replied Malcolm.

"Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to wage war against Macbeth, seeing how he is obviously the guilty party in all of the murders that have been going on. I already have Lennox on my side."

"That sounds like a great idea," agreed Malcolm. Just then the doctor who had been attending the king came into the room. "What's up doc? Any news on my father?"

"Well he's not getting any better, but he appears to be in a stable condition. I have him strapped to the bed."

"Good deal," replied Macduff, and the doctor left to attend to his patient. "Look man, I'm sorry about your Dad."

"Oh no. It's alright. I saw this coming since the night he killed that poor wretch. Anyway, me and Donald will be fine while he's sick."

"Glad to hear it. But look! Here comes Ross."

"Hello Malcolm. Hello Macduff," Ross replied. Then, speaking to the latter he said, "Hey Macduff, your wife told me I could find you at the pub, but you weren't there."

"I just left a few minutes ago from meeting Lennox there. Sorry to have caused confusion," Macduff apologized. "Oh, by the way, did you hear that the murderer has been killed?"

"What?" Ross exclaimed, sounding alarmed.

"Ya, my wife and kid did it." Macduff sounded rather proud of his family.

"Oh woe is me! I knew I should never have left them. I just had to go out looking for you. Now that poor murderer is dead. Oh woe is me!"

"Dude, the guy was a murderer. He deserved to be killed," explained Malcolm.

"I know," said Ross. "It's just that death doesn't set very well with me. I'm sorry." He walked away crying.

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