Lmao, I got a lot of comments saying that last chapter was very weird. I agree with that. But hey! I'm a random person :D Here's the next chapter of this strange story! I couldn't be bothered checking spelling, but I hope you enjoy it xxxNoemiexxx


Lily

"I'm pretty sure it's some sort of curse. Unless it's some sort of a dirty love potion which was put on you too strong." Remus commented as we searched through the restricted section of the library.

"I don't see why you don't just go to Dumbledore." He added with a sigh.

"And tell him what? I made out with a girl and couldn't stop. If you want, I'll show you how it went." James replied to him jokingly.

It was the first time I had ever done something like this, especially after curfew, and I was already starting to feel guilty. Every little sound was making me jump and I was constantly looking over my shoulder at the library doors, just waiting for someone to burst in and tell me I was expelled.

A hand suddenly grabbed my shoulder and I screamed frantically, jumping away from its grip. Sirius burst out laughing, clutching his stomach and shaking his head as his laughter echoed about the empty room.

"Sirius Black! Don't you ever do that again!" I shouted at him angrily, slapping his arm with as much force as I could muster.

"Jesus, you hit like a bloke!" Sirius winced, clutching his arm. I smirked at him, before turning back to the book I was looking through.

I flipped to the centre of the book, and immediately regretted it as the page started to scream at me. I threw the book away from me and jumped back, landing in someone's arms.

James Potter turned me round to face him. My breath caught in my throat as I looked into his hazel eyes and saw them glinting in the dark.

"Lumos." He muttered under his breath, his wand instantly lighting up at the command. James walked over to the thrown book and picked it up, flicking it shut before putting it up on a shelf and turning back to face me.

"Thanks." I mumbled, reaching for another book and turning towards the most sensible of the boys I was unfortunately needing help from.

"It couldn't possibly be the Intencio curse could it? I've heard of it having this sort of effect on people, but usually it affects the whole area." I asked Remus, walking over beside him and looking at the page he was reading.

"I don't think so. It doesn't cause dreams to be shared between its victims." Remus replied thoughtfully.

I smiled at him, thank God one of them was smart. Remus glanced up at me, feeling my gaze on him.

"What is it?" He asked me with a raised eyebrow. I shook my head and told him nothing before returning to my book. In the corner of my eye I could see James and Sirius running around throwing books at each other.

"Someone's taking this very seriously." I sighed to myself, shaking my head and focusing on the page in front of me.

"You can't blame them, they have the attention span of five year olds. They don't like wasting their time with books." Remus replied, I jumped, not having intended for anyone to overhear my remark.

"It's a shame though, that they look at books in that way. I'm not intending to seem like a nerd here, but reading really is useful." I told him, putting the book away as no good information came from it.

"If James read books and was smart, would you go out with him?" Remus suddenly asked me. My eyes widened and I looked up at him. Where had this come from? I paused to think about it after the shock left me. James was handsome…Fun I suppose…If he read and was more intelligent would I go out with him? Probably…

"I suppose so." I said eventually, realizing that Remus was still waiting for an answer.

"It's a shame you only share Potions together then. Because he really is a smart guy at that topics he likes. Just an idiot at Potions." Remus grinned, taking a book off the shelf beside me and beginning to read it. I looked away from him and turned to James who was laughing with Sirius at the other end of the library.

His hair flopped in front of his eyes and he casually flicked it back, having no idea of the effect it had on my body. My pulse raced as the hair simply fell back into his eyes. The book I was holding slipped from my hands and onto an empty desk as I continued to watch him laugh and joke with Sirius. Without thinking about it, my feet were suddenly walking in his direction and I was standing in front of him. James turned round to face me, his smile turning from one of laughter into one of curiousness. I wrapped my hands around his neck and slowly pulled him closer to me.

"I found it! I found it!" Remus cried triumphantly, I ignored him as James' lips closed over mine. His hands ran through my hair before slipping down to hold my waist, pulling me towards him.

"The Adwin curse first developed when a wizard named Adwin Winters began to share dreams with his enemy Eliza Cauldron. The two shared dreams and daydreams before the first dream became reality. The two realized the dreams were connected, but then Eliza enforced the first kiss. Two days later the two were found kissing and unable to separate. Once separated Adwin later kissed Eliza and the two swapped bodies…" Remus continued, pausing at the last part. I broke away from James in a hurry.

"Swapped bodies?!" I almost screamed, pushing Potter as far away from me as possible. I looked into his green eyes as he stumbled back and then steadied himself. Since when did he have green eyes? Oh my God… Those aren't his eyes! And that was not my voice I just shouted from!

"Fuck!"


James

This was just…neat! I was in Lily Evan's body! God, I loved this curse!

"Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God! This is NOT happening to me! What am I going to do?! We have a class test tomorrow! I'm going to fail! Well, technically he is going to fail, and then I'll be a laughing stock to all of the teachers! I'll be expelled! I'll be found most probably snogging some lesbian because of you're sick mind!" Lily was crying accusingly, as if this was my entire fault.

"Well excuse me if you couldn't keep your hands off me!" I told her with a grin.

"Oh God, this is weird." Sirius said quietly, looking from me to Lily and then back again.

"Remus, just tell me there is some sort of way to switch us back. Please!" Lily cried, panicking again. I looked at her, was my hair really that much of a mess?

"Umm…You're not going to like this…" Remus muttered nervously, looking at us as he bit his lip. I grinned inwardly, please tell me it wasn't possible and I would be stuck in her sexy body for the rest of my life.

"I don't know what you're looking so smug for Potter, you have a quidditch match tomorrow and I can't play to save my life!" She spat at me, smirking slightly. God I was good looking when I smirked. I paused, only just registering what she was saying to me. SHIT! The Slytherin match was tomorrow!

"There is a way to reverse this isn't there?!" Lily cried at Remus, grabbing his shoulders and turning him to face her…him…her?

"Yes, there is…You have to…Umm…Have to…" Remus stammered in reply, not wanting to tell us the remedy for the situation. I looked at him quizzically, surely it couldn't be that bad.

"Give it here, Moony." Sirius sighed, taking the book off Remus and reading where he had been looking at.

"Blah, blah, blah, After a year of being in each other's bodies-" Sirius began to announce. At this point Lily let out a scream. Why did she have to make me sound so girly?

"The curse was finally lifted when the two shared…" Sirius paused, his eyes growing wide and his mouth gaping open.

"When the two shared what? SHARED WHAT?!" Lily screamed at him, snatching the book from his hands and turning to the page. The book slipped from her hands as she looked up at me with a horrified expression. I shifted my feet uncomfortably.

"Shared sexual intercourse…" She gulped, suddenly starting to fall to the floor. Remus caught her under the arms as she passed out and I stared into outer space.

"That's disturbing." Sirius commented, screwing his face up in disgust and shaking his head. Remus propped Lily up onto a chair before bending down to pick up the book. He glanced at the book as he was about to shut it and suddenly stopped himself.

"Wait a second…The curse was finally lifted when the two shared sexual intercourse, but it was the decision to have intercourse that swapped them around to their original bodies! Although it has to be fully meant when the agreement is made." Remus announced in relieved voice. I paused.

"So…When they both agreed to have sex and meant it, the curse was lifted?" I asked him, snapping out of my daydream.

"Yes, and then they had sex, but they didn't have to." Remus replied.

"I can't believe he just said the s word." Sirius laughed, the mood suddenly much happier now that I didn't have to have sex with myself…Ok that sounded slightly wrong.

"Oh God…what did I miss?" Lily asked, rubbing her…my…his…her forehead. Remus was about to speak before I cut in.

"Nothing much, we were just talking about me and you having to have 'intercourse' later on." I interrupted, earning a glare from Remus. Lily put her head in her hands briefly and I sent a wink in Remus' direction.

"I am never having sex with you James. Ever. I'd rather be in Severus' body than have sex with you." She snapped, looking back up and rising from the desk she sat on. Sirius let out an amused snort and Remus laughed out loud.

"You say that now Lily, but just you wait." I smirked at her, this was going to be fun. I got to be in her body and she was forced to be in mine. This was just too good.

"You are sounding far too smug for your own good James Harry Potter. I just hope you have fun with my extra subjects." She smirked back at me, a hand on her hip. I paused.

"Extra subjects?" I asked slowly, not entirely sure what she meant.

"Oh, didn't you know? I have four extra subjects compared to everyone else. And I take advanced Charms as well." She added, just to make me even more depressed. I turned to Remus and saw that he was trying not to laugh.

"Show her the rest of the paragraph." I sighed, giving up on my prank. Remus nodded and then read out to her the rest of the information. Lily let out a relieved cry.

"Thank Merlin!" She sighed in content, lying down on her back on the desk.

"But you have to mean it." I warned her, walking over to her and standing above her. She opened her eyes and looked at me.

"If it means I get my body back, then I fully agree to it." She told me with a smirk, standing up and facing me.

"So how do we do this?" I asked Remus, not entirely sure what to say.

"It doesn't say… I presume you just say something like 'Let's sleep together' and then Lily says yes or whatever." He replied uncertainly.

"Lily Evans? Will you sleep with me?" I felt like such an idiot as I looked into my own eyes.

"Yes. I will."


Random, eh? Yep! R/R Please! xxxNoemiexxx Hope you liked it :P