AN Since some bitchy flamer told me to stop " review whoring " myself, I'm going to do it this chapter just to piss them off!

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LOL Stupid flamer. BTW, this story makes reference to one of my other fics. It's a one-shot called Carry Me? It's where the shotput thing comes in. Anyways, enjoy.

HAZEL

" Hey Troy, here comes Scooter. " The Janitor snickered as he splashed some of his soapy, mop water on the tile floor. " Watch this. "

PD walked by and slipped on the floor, falling on his back and smashing his head in the process.

" What happened, Scooter? " Janitor mocked as he walked over to the man and leaned down to look at his face. To his horror, the tall man was not greeted by his usual victim. " Angry doctor? "

Newbie wouldn't punch him. Don't punch him. Do it tomorrow. Don't punch him yet.

" Hey Janitor. " Perry sighed as he stood up from the floor. To his horror, he felt his hand curling up into a fist.

Don't betray me, hand!

" Er...sorry, Angry Doctor. You look just like Scooter. " Janitor sounded almost terrified. He remember one time that he'd thrown a shotput at JD, and Perry made his life a living Hell.

Perry just rolled his eyes and left.

If he doesn't start leaving Newbie alone, I'll have to show him how it feels to be popsicled.

He laughed out loud.

I'm so funny. I love me.

His cocky train of thought was broken by angry yelling.

" NEWBIE! " JD whistled from afar and smiled inwardly when Perry came running. "Where the Hell have you been?! I understand that girls like you have a lot of self-pampering to do, but this is a hospital and you are, by some strange higher power, a doctor. So..." JD whistled and pointed to a nearby room. " Get to work. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. GO!! "

" But there is soapy water all over my scrubs. "

" I don't care, Mary Kate! What in the name of Aisha makes you think that I care? I don't. I never have. I never will. Just do your damn job! " JD cringed at his resemblance of his angry boyfriend.

" Yes, sir. " Perry nodded and grabbed his charts before bolting off. JD scoffed and swallowed the regret that was rising up in him. He needed to win the bet.

He'd stop at nothing to win.

Carla watched in amusement as Perry ran off to handle his patients.

" You are really good at playing Dr. Cox, Bambi. " Carla giggled from the nearby Nurse's Station as she typed on her computer.

" I'm good at everything. " JD stated proudly. " It's okay to be jealous. "

" I guess the cocky attitude is rubbing off too. " Elliot smirked from a few feet away. She was pouring a handful of sugar packets into her black coffee.

" Barbie, I get that you need coffee to put that extra, annoying step in your stride, but your ticking biological clock doesn't appreciate the extra pounds you've been putting on lately. Word of advice: Less is more. " JD grabbed the coffee out of her hand and walked off.

" I'm starting to hate this. " Elliot whined as she grabbed a new cup.

AN Yes, I know that my updates aren't really often or reliable, but I am so busy and stressed right now. I'm sorry. I'm doing my best.

HAZEL