Hey people! Sorry about all those 'technical difficulties' but I think they're all fixed now. Yay! And I've been getting a lot of questions lately about Jake being a werewolf, well he isn't. Well, not at this point in the story soo..yeah. Let the story commence!!

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Wow! Piercing hurts! A lot. Surprisingly, less than that stubbed toe, but a lot. Anyways, so I got several piercings today. I already have my eyebrow, so I got my nose done, my tongue, under my bottom lip, and I got several piercings on my ears.

Jake got an eyebrow, a lip, and his tongue pierced. Overall it was a very successful trip. We went back outside and saw Victoria in the alley. The sun was out.

"Hey Victoria. We're ready to go once the sun goes behind a cloud or something," I told her.

"Great, I think the sun will be out for a while considering I don't see a cloud in the sky," she growled. " Oh, and please, call me Tor, if we're going to be friends then we shouldn't call each other by our formal name. I don't call you Isabella now do I? And you," she said, gesturing to Jake. "Jacob is a terrible boring name."

"Oh good. I think so too. Jacob is such a dorky name," Jake said, sneering at the sound of his own name. I laughed at them. They hated their names. Personally, I don't like Isabella at all but it's just fun to watch them bicker about their names.

"Stop laughing. It's not funny!!" Tor yelled at me when she noticed my giggle fit. Jake just scowled at me.

"You know, it really is. I'm bored. While we wait we should probably plot our fake deaths 'cause we will never be able to see anyone we know ever again." They nodded in agreement. "Jake, I assume you told someone you were with me today?"

"Yeah, I told Quil and Embry…" he started but was interrupted by a roar of laughter.

"Now that's a funny name!! Who names their kid Quil? Porcupines? And Embry! What kid of name is that?" Tor said in between laughs. I had to agree with her, those are some highly amusing names. I'm surprised I was able to contain my laughter when I met them yesterday.

"It's true, they're quite funny," I said, now giggling along with Tor. Jake cleared his throat.

"As I was saying… I told… them… that I was going with you to Port Angeles today. I didn't tell them why though."

"Ok, so now someone will know where to start looking for us. I've got an idea; we can make it look like we drove into a ditch or something and then the truck exploded! That way, we're dead and I never have to see that hideous truck again!" I exclaimed smiling hugely. I was really excited that I could get rid of my truck. I hate that thing.

"Sounds good. Ok, I'm going to go hunt while you do that, since I'm changing both of you, I should probably get as much to drink as possible. So meet me here," she gave us the address to her house. " When you're done and we'll get started with the changing." Then she took off into the town. Luckily, the sun had gone behind a cloud that had shown up out of nowhere.

"Ok Jake, I know you're big with the car building, but how are you with blowing them up?" I asked, most likely with a giant smile on my face. What can I say, I was happy. The day I get to become a vampire was also the day I get rid of the truck.

"I know some stuff…" he said with a sly smile.

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For some reason, Jake knows where to buy explosives. I'm not even going to ask about that. So we bought the explosives with our left over money. Then we got the baseball bat out of the truck and drove it into a ditch. We rolled out of the cab just before it hit a tree. That's when we started to beat the crap out of it.

"Take that! And that! And that! Hi Yaaaa!!" I yelled as I was beating the truck. This was even more fun that ripping apart the bikes!

"I wanna do some! Gimme the bat!" Jake whined like a little kid. I handed him the bat and giggled. I took several steps back because I knew Jake could really get into things like this.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he ran that the cab with the bat. By now I was rolling around on the floor laughing.

When we were done massacring the 'Big Rolling Turd' with the bat, we put in the explosives, lit the match, and ran like hell. We got far enough away, and then we saw the explosion, it was awesome!! Then we saw Tor, run up to the truck and cackle. It was really funny and I don't know why she was standing so close to the fire. Then she walked over to us, smiling almost as much as we were.

We were a little busy dancing around the fire, chanting "The truck is gone! The truck is gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!!" to see that she had reached us.

"Nice work, this is one of the best fake deaths I've ever seen!" she told us. I gave her a big hug.

"Why thank you. Now, why are you here, we were going to meet you at the house," I asked.

"Well, you were taking so long I came looking for you to make sure you didn't actually get killed."

"Ah, good looking out sis." Jake said. He was right. We'd all be family soon.

"Well, now that that's all take care of, let's go get killed!!" I exclaimed. Then we ran in the direction of Tor's house.

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Alice POV (about 5 minutes before what happened above)

I was sitting in my room, looking at outfits I had just bought when I got a vision. My eyes glazed over and I could hear Jasper and Edward yelling for me.

Vision

A red truck was driving into a ditch, but not just any red truck. Bella's red truck. It drove into a ditch and then my vision cut off. It kept flicking on and off and then the truck exploded. There was fire, lots of fire and then.. Victoria. She was standing there cackling at the truck's explosion.

"Oh shit," I said as I regained my consciousness.

I felt a cool breeze I the room.

"Edward?" I asked. But he was gone.

EPOV

No, NO! This was not happening Bella no! How could she do something so reckless as driving in her truck when I specifically asked her not to do anything stupid! Wait, she never answered that question. Crap. Hold on, something as reckless and driving her truck? Okay now I'm an idiot.

How could I have possibly thought that Bella wouldn't be in danger when I left? Gah! I've got to call Charlie. He'll know where she is. I picked up my cell phone and dialed the Swan's number.

Ring ring ring ring ring finally he answered.

"Hello?" he asked.

"Hello, Charlie?" I asked in my best Carlisle-y voice.

"Yes…" he obviously didn't know who this was.

"This is Dr. Carlisle Cullen. I'd like to speak with Bella if that's alright." I told him, again with the accent.

"Oh yeah, um.. wait. She's not here? I could have sworn she was in her room a minute ago… oh wait. I think she went to… somewhere with that Jacob Black kid… uh yeah, Jacob. She's with him." He told me. No, no, if she's not home then her truck, she's probably driving it no!

"Charlie, tell me, is her truck in the driveway?"

"Umm… nope, not there. She must have taken it with her."

That's when I hung up the phone. Well… more like smashed the phone on the ground with my foot… but whatever. That wasn't important. Nothing was anymore. Bella was dead. Victoria killed her. Now I've got to kill Victoria.