This is a How not to summon a demon lord fanfiction only.

"GALLUK, YOU FOOL, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! YOU CAN'T SUMMON THAT THING IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN LIKE THIS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!" Apparently, the actions of these fools actually took at least one of his little gang by surprise, my guess is that the fool was not thinking at all. To tell you the truth I was feeling kind of sorry for the poor salamander, I mean it was not his decision to be here or try to attack me, he had to obey.

This just gave me another reason why I hate that enslavement ritual even more than I already do. In truth, the attacks of the salamander at most was helping to give me a rather gentle warmth in this cold evening, but I was not in any real danger, but the city, now that would be burned to ashes if I didn't put a stop to it.

"THE FOOL NEEDED TO LEARN HIS PLACE, I DID WHAT WAS CALLED FOR!" Yes, this plebeian was a complete moron, how did he reach such a high rank in his organization is something I might as well discuss with Celeste at some point tomorrow, if this is the second highest rank in her organization, well this city if not the kingdom is pretty much doomed.

"I think you are the one that needs to understand what you actually just did, you did no less than two mistakes today, one you insulted me, two, you summoned this salamander thinking that it could harm me, but instead you put the people in this city at risk, I guess I should really introduce myself better, and Salamander, thanks for the fire, it was getting a little chilly around her, but that does not mean I will show you any mercy."

I took out my scepter and ran towards the Salamander who was about to unleash his strongest attack, without even a second to waste, I blocked the attack with a shield and with little time to do anything, I had only one alternative, "EXPLOSION!" I cause the flame of the salamander to expand and caused the flame to explode with the ground around it. "Never expect mercy from a demon lord."

For a second there I thought I saw a look of gratitude from the salamander before he died, "HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LOUSY TRASH DEMON! WHO ARE YOU?"

I put my specter away and that was me holding back, I looked at the cowering fools and smiled, "Who am I? Let me tell you again, I am Diablo, the one true demon lord of destruction, I am not the one you should worry about, you should really worry what will Celeste decide to do to every one of you after I talk to her about what you did. If I was you, I would spend the rest of the night repairing what this fool did as a show of remorse, but if you want to take the risk it is still your decision, and Galluk thanks for the drink."

As I began walking away I heard the group of men start to run all over the place either trying to repair the location or trying to hide the damage, it would make no difference, I told them I would talk with Celeste tomorrow and I always keep my word. I wonder if I can find a public library, but at his late, in the evening I don't think I will.

I finally made it back to the inn, Rem and Shera were both asleep on the bed, well looks like it is the floor for me, I decided to try and get comfortable with a blanket that they kicked of themselves and closed my eyes. Some demon lord I am, sleeping on the floor, then again I was raised to be a gentleman, and as such waking them up was not an option.

I closed my eyes, and it was not long before I began dreaming, dreams of the time I had control over an entire domain, I was feared and respected, I did everything I could to destroy that which threatened the safety and prosperity for the mortals, they never did show me as much respect or reverence like they did to her, my counterpart.

I kept dreaming of the lies she told me, the things we discussed when we were together, the plans to ensure the progress and happiness of people by maintaining the balance between the forces we each lead, lies, nothing but lies, as I finally was getting ready to wake up, my left hand was touching something rather soft, and somehow bouncy.

Huh, this makes no sense, I was sure I was sleeping on the floor, why do I feel like I am swimming in a bed of gelatin. I looked down and I realize what I was touching, oh the indignity, my hand was grasping Shera's breast, in plain sight, I must have been really tired last night because I never realized that they had no clothes on.

My other hand was touching a rather handful of something firm, and I knew where I was, when I woke up and got up, I unintentionally placed my hands on the breast of one of them, which somehow were sleeping with me right between them, again I was sleeping on the ground, how did I end up basically in between two naked women? And why am I complaining?

That is when finally she woke up, her face was blushing a color that made ripe tomatoes look pale by comparison, "No, you can't touch that, not unless, you pick me as your master, Seriously pick me, and we will have a lot of fun!" I honestly did not expect that from her, a princess basically telling me if I accept her rule, I could do have my way with her, did she honestly think I didn't know the Greenwood family was the elven royal family?

"Sorry about that ladies, I did not mean to grope you like this, but could someone tell me how did I end up sleeping on the same bed as you two? As far as I recall I was sleeping on the floor." That is when Rem finally moved and after she got over the blushing and she gave me a very much expected slap on my face, finally sat up and looked at me.

"Well in the middle of the night both me and this fat elf, got worried about you and we got up and that is when we found you sleeping on the floor, so we picked you up and dragged you to sleep on the bed, we must have gotten so tired that we fell asleep after we took off our nightwear because it got sweaty after we put you on the bed."

I apologized for actually touching them without their consent, which for some odd reason they found very funny, I was always taught that you should apologize if you did something wrong, I don't see why this was particularly funny. As I got dressed rather quickly, I went outside to give them plenty of time to get dressed.

This turns out to be a good thing since it appears that the inn had some rather disruptive guests last night, funny thing I never heard any noise and seeing the damage I must have slept like a log, the hall had a few dozen holes, six on the walls and the rest on the floors, it looked like some people fought with maces in the hall, and I slept through that?

I guess it is partially the inn's fault, the bed might not look like much, but once you are on it, you see how perception can deceive, the bed was comfortable, the pillows fluffy, and the blanket that I used to sleep on when I tried to sleep on the floor was clean and smelled of some sort of flowers.

I used my specter and did exactly as I did on the dining hall, I caused the walls to rebuild and reinforced them so that this sort of thing would never happen again. As I finished my work it seems Rem and Shera finally finished getting dressed and were pretending to clear their throats as I finished what I was doing.

"Do you honestly want to waste magical power to repair this kind of thing? A hammer, some nails and a few pieces of wood would achieve the same results." again perception can be deceptive, but I was not going to correct her.

"For you or anyone else that might be true, but do not compare me to other people in this realm, to me, this is nothing, less than nothing. I have an infinite supply of magical power, as such this is as easy as breathing. I did tell you both what I am, I am a demon lord. You would do well to remember that."

As I walked down to the ground floor I told Mei that I took care of the repairs, and she told me breakfast was ready in the dining hall, bread, some light stew, and some fruit, not bad, the flavor sure made me remember a few things from my dream, and I was not happy about it, not one bit happy about it.

I hate dreaming on how things used to be, always makes me realize what a fool I was back then. "You say you are a demon lord, but you have to understand that when people hear demon lord, they think this uncontrollable being whose only god is to destroy and kill everything in their path, a walking disaster, a never-ending cause of pain and death."

I was eating and Rem tells me this? "You never expect one to be polite, considerate and honorable. You have done nothing in front of us that would make you even look like how we expect a demon lord behaves, put on a helm and shining armor on you, and you have more in common with a knight than with a demon lord."

I was really feeling insulted, to be compared to a knight of all things, not all knights were living embodiment of virtue, some were bad enough that they make pirates look downright decent, greed, cruelty, and all dark desires inhabit in everyone, and it is a daily task to resist their influence. As a demon lord, I am the being that exists to punish such evil behavior, not be the embodiment of the very things I used to punish.

"Well on to other matters, I need to go and meet with Celeste at some point today, but you do not want to be anywhere near the Magic Association, so how about we take care of our Guild registrations and then after I walk you back to the inn, I can take care of my business with Celeste."

They stopped eating and glared at me, I am not kidding Rem and Shera both glared at me, "And what business do you have with her?" It was not like I was going to do anything out of the ordinary, why do I feel like they expect me to say something immoral like I am planning to go to her office, rip her clothes off and have my way with her.

"I was out walking last night when I bumped into the plebeian we met before, you know, the rude one and the caused a scene last night, it involved me, a lot of shouting and a weak Salamander summon. I need to inform her what happened and explain what I did, and more than likely she will demand that I help repair the damages to that plaza."

I took a drink from my mug and looked at them, "After the fools left I did as you said, hammer, nails, and other construction materials, I guess that tired me out or maybe it was the stuff I was drinking, but that was the reason I was in such heavy sleep last night. What exactly did you think I was going to do with her?"

They both blushed and began to drink from their mugs trying to hide their faces from me. I could also see a man dressed in robes I could recognize that looked like the robes the idiot from the night before wore, it seems Celeste assigned a bodyguard to Rem even if Rem expressly told her, she wanted nothing to do with her or the organization she leads.

I could see he was keeping an eye on Rem and so I decided to walk towards the exit, which was close to the place the man was looking from, he simply walked towards me and handed me two items, a scroll, and a key, I imagine the scroll is a message since it had my name on it, and the scroll will tell me what the key is for.

I waited for them to finish eating breakfast and while I waited I talked with Mei about possible renovations that could be done to the inn, things that would make the guests more comfortable, good thing I learn these things when I grew up and that world had a much higher level of development than here. No sense in letting all the things I learned go to waste.

I pondered the possibility of enchanting a metal chest into an ice chest, that would help immensely in the way to preserve food, I also thought of the possibility of introducing them to electricity or more than likely lightning powered electrical lighting. I have spent two days in this place and I am already thinking of a way how to fast forward their technological development. Guess old habits die hard.

As they came towards me the man watching Rem simply vanished, he will follow us it seems, "So you and Rem had a good breakfast? Good, because we are going to be busy today, we need to handle our registration with the local guild, and as such, once we get done with that we can start earning much-needed coin."

Rem looked at me with this utter look of surprise on her face, guess she didn't expect me to think this far ahead, "Before you ask, no, I have taken care of our lodging, thanks to the repair jobs I do for Mei, and the money is for me to buy much-needed equipment, so that we can start brewing some potions. As adventurers, I imagine we will need all kinds of potions both to survive and to do our quests, no time like the present to be prepared."

Rem began smiling at me and her for some strange reason began to walk closer to me, this seems to have the effect of causing Shera to try and emulate her. So here I am walking through crowded streets, with a beauty at each side of me, and I am getting some strange looks from the men that were either standing or walking towards us. Some had a look of shock, some others envy, and some even looked angry.

The scroll was telling me where Celeste lived, and the key was key to her private chambers, I am not kidding, the letter pretty much told me to meet her in her private quarters in the Association building, for crying out loud, this had better not be another scene like I had with that idiot last night, I might also get her to lend me a few books, need to study a little bit about current politics, been away from this realm for far too long it seems.

As we walked through the city streets I began to notice something, we had glass walkers, dwarfs, elves, pantherians and of course demons, but not many humans which were odd, dwarfs are probably hands down some of the best blacksmiths, pantherians excel at their knowledge of animals, glass walkers were some of the most brutal earth mages and their speed was no joke.

I would think there would be at least a couple or a dozen human men trying to hit on some of the elves I was looking at, it is no exaggeration to say that lady elves are very much sought after as potential spouses, or at least that was the case as far as I remember, beauty, intelligence, good health, and long lives, most of these are traits most humans would say are something they would want.

Yet there aren't any humans around, hell, I remember a guy once fought off a group of bandits to protect his pantherian wife, he didn't survive as far as I can remember, his wife, however, went completely mad with rage and she killed them all in about two minutes, and I mean all of them, fifty grown men in two minutes. I think she was a summoner.

"Any reason why there aren't any humans around?" Shera began to laugh and leaned a little closer to me, "That is actually simple, the reason is that this is the district where demihumans live, they don't like each other that much."

"Come on, we need to get registered at the Faltra Guild quickly, don't want you to be late for your hot date now do we?" Is it me or is Rem actually very upset that I told her that I was going to meet with Celeste after this? As I walked in I saw two full grown dwarfs fighting each other, one made a rude comment about the mother of the other person, and I knew this fight was justified, you don't mess with people's mothers.

I began to walk towards the stairs, I saw someone dressed in robes from the Magic Association and from the way he was standing I knew who it was, I stopped right next to him, I didn't even bother to have him face me, "Morning Galluk, nice weather huh?" I walked up the stairs with Rem and Shera, I swear I heard him calling me a quote-unquote dick.

The one constant in both universes I lived in is, paperwork, I am not even joking, I had to fill in five forms to be able to begin the process to register, "That looks good, sir. Now I only need your blood seal by your signature." She even handed me a dagger. I know that they would want something more than my signature but Shera didn't look too happy about this part.

"You will get nowhere as an adventurer if something like this scares you." A small prick with the dagger and sure enough I had more than enough blood for the seal, "See, nothing to it, if you are worried that much I will use a spell to heal you after you are done with the blood seal, you got nothing to worry about, I am sure Rem could have done it too."

"I just don't like blood, so now that this is done what else do we need to do?" One of the dwarf women told us we needed to use a mirror, to fill the mirror with magic and depending on the level of clarity of the reflection, that would be our level.