Well, in the last chapter, (You did read the last chapter, right?) Yugi had invited his friends, including the Kaiba brothers, to a dance party at Kaiba Land. Kaiba was already steaming mad at the world because somebody had changed his cards into comedian monsters! So when Joey Wheeler teased Kaiba about the mystery of his cards' change, Kaiba had challenged him to a dancing contest, and who ended up being the referee? It just happened to be the man who had changed Kaiba's cards! (And Odion was the DJ.)

Chapter 4- "The Mad Card Changer Strikes Again!"

(Just to let you know, today's chapter comes from the classic Peanuts comic book,"The Mad Punter Strikes Again". Peanuts is a comic with the famous cartoon Charlie Brown, but I guess you knew that already. Okay.)

"If I win," said Joey, "I want you to give me your Blue Eyes White Dragon card. That is, if you hadn't eaten it already."

Kaiba grew a tad nervous, and then he said, "But if I win, I'll tear all your cards!"

"Could you guys just dance?" said Odion. "I can't hear the song with all your yapping!"

"NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TALKING!" yelled Joey and Kaiba at the same time. The they said to each other, "HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!"

"NOW YOU ARE!" yelled Ishizu and Tea. "HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!"

Joey yelled, "Kaiba!"

Kaiba yelled, "Joey!"

Tea yelled, "Ishizu!"

Ishizu yelled, "Tonya!"

Tea yelled, "It's Tea, Kaiba!"

"I'm Kaiba!" replied Kaiba.

"Ishizu!" yelled Tea.

"Kaiba!" yelled Joey. "Tea!"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"Who?"

"What?"

"Where?"

"When?"

"Why?"

"JUST DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Tea, Ishizu and Joey all looked to see an angry Odion trying to hear his disco song. "Hey," he said, "I like this song."

Then the mysterious comedy guy went, "READY? SET? BEGIN!"

Then, a disco ball from out of nowhere started spinning around as everyone else watched the two duelists dance.

"BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE BOOGIE!" yelled Joey, who was dancing like a maniac.

Marik, who was in the bathroom, where Yugi/Yami also was, came out of the bathroom and saw Joey and Kaiba dancing.

"Ooh, I like this!" said Yami Marik.

"Oh my goodness!" yelled Marik, who was in the real world at the time.

"WOOP WOOP WOOP! v LIFE IS GOOD! (except for my cards, of course.)" yelled Kaiba, who started doing the Robot.

"Oh yeah?" said Joey, who then started doing a dance called the Dark Magician-imagine him dancing!

"Hey!" said Kaiba, who started doing the Blue Eyes. (What? You've never heard of the Blue Eyes dance? Get with the times, man!)

Now here's when things started going wrong. Joey accidentally bumped into Ishizu while he was doing the Dark Magician, and Ishizu bumped into Tea. Meanwhile, Kaiba started doing the Obelisk, while Joey started dancing EVEN FASTER! In the process of Kaiba's dance, Kaiba's duel disk flew off of his arm and hit Odion, who went, "Oof!" causing his face to fall onto the disco record, scratching it.

"HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!" yelled Yami Marik. "Don't you see, Marik? Isn't this funny?"

"Funny?!" yelled Marik to himself. "Tea and my sister are on the floor and Odion is out cold (I think)!"

Yami Marik laughed some more. "He's not out cold, you idiot! He's just-"

"Then why would he be scratching his favorite disco record?" asked Marik.

"Why does he even have a disco record?" asked Yami Marik.

And then Marik answered, "Yami Marik, if you're so smart, then why don't you try to outdance those two?"

"That's a good idea!" said Yami Marik, causing regular Marik to sigh, and then transform into Yami Marik.

Meanwhile, Joey danced and accidentally kicked Kaiba in the face, causing Kaiba to lose his balance and fall. But when he got up, he really started to dance crazily. Meanwhile, the mysterious man was rolling and laughing on the floor. Ishizu and Tea have got up, while Bakura was hiding under a table, as his Yami wanted to eat some pizza,(Dinner Theater!) and Yami Yugi and regular Yugi were still in the bathroom. Uh-oh! It looks like Kaiba has got up! He's headed straight towards Joey!

"Ref, stop him!" yelled Tea. "He's going to hurt Joey!"

"So?" said the guy. "Not my problem! And besides, I wanna watch this. Besides all that, I like this music!"

Tea got angry. "Music?! What music? Odion's face is messing up the record!"

"I know!" said the guy. Normally, I'd hate this music but today, because of him..."

Meanwhile, Kaiba headed towards Joey with steam coming out of his nostrils when Yami Marik came aloong and pushed Joey aside and started tap-dancing! And Kaiba can't stop himself from running! Joey fell on the table that Bakura was hiding under and broke it, falling on Bakura. Mokuba began telling people to evacuate while Yami Marik screamed and ran out of Kaiba's path, causing Kaiba to run and crash into a wall. The comedian guy finished eating a banana while (Yep, you guessed it.) throwing the peel into Yami Marik's path. Yami Marik slipped on the banana peel and got up, thinking that either Tea or Ishizu put it there, so he started chasing them. Meanwhile, Tristan and Duke got back to the party to find the random people screaming and running away, so they run away as well. But then...

"I'm going back!" said Duke. "After all, I got my camera." (By the way, Mokuba was so distracted from the dances, he never got the popcorn he had wanted.)

Tristan sighed. "Nice knowing you dude. Oh my gosh! I gotta save Yugi!"

Just for the record, that table that Joey fell on knocked over a candle from far away, setting the area there on fire, so Joey and Bakura began running around, looking for a fire extinguisher. When Ishizu and Tea were running from Yami Marik, they bumped into Joey and Bakura, and they all fell down, except Yami Marik who jumped up towards them before. Anyway, not knowing that they would all fall down, he jumped, flying over them heading straight towards the fire! Luckily, he hit the wall instead. The recovering Kaiba was now ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY, and he wanted... (dumdumdumdum) REVENGE! He accidentally tripped over the table with the record player just as Odion woke up (... from his SLEEP!) causing the whole table to fall over, destroying the record and the record player.

Odion snapped. "MUST...TAKE...ANGER...OUT...ON...KAIBA...WHO BROKE MY FAVORITE RECORD!"

Kaiba screamed like a girl and ran away.

Meanwhile, the mysterious comedy guy just laughed, "GUHUH GUHUH GUHUH! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAH YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA!"

Just then, Mokuba found the fire extinguisher and put out the fires while Tea, Ishizu, Joey and Yami Marik got up. Then, Yami Marik got out his Millenium Rod and was ready to mind control everybody, (which is what he should've done in the first place if I was him!) but he accidentally threw the rod instead! Duke was recording all of this while Tristan ran in and tripped over Joey and Kaiba. Kaiba got up and threw Tristan at the support beam while Yami Yugi came out of the bathroom. The rod hit Joey on the head, by the way, and then Yami saw that man.

"You..." he said. "You're that guy who changed my cards!"

"Hey, he probablly changed my cards, too!" said Seto Kaiba. "What do you have to say for yourself, young man?"

The mysterious guy just asked, "What? Is the fun over? AHAHAGUHAHAHGUHUH!"

"Hey, big brother..." said Mokuba, "since Tristan hit and broke the support beam, nothing's supporting this room, so-"

The room started shaking as everybody ran for their lives! Luckily, everyone got out of the room before it collapsed. Yami Marik had even found his Millenium Rod! As everyone was thankful that they were all alive, Kaiba's jaw had dropped as he saw the Party Place in ruins. Then he remembered the man.

"CHANGE MY CARDS BACK NOW!" he yelled.

"Never!" said the guy.

Yami changed back into Yugi, and then Yugi said, "Y'know, if it wasn't for you being the referee (if that's why you were here because I didn't invite you) the contest never would've begun. And I only started this party because you changed all the looks of my cards!"

"Yeah!" went everybody else except the mysterious guy.

"Well," said the mysterious guy, "if you would just appreciate comedy, then I wouldn't have to do all this."

"This is your fault, since you didn't even try to stop anything crazy going on!" said Tea.

"Can't you guys take a joke?" said the guy.

"A JOKE? A JOKE?" shouted Kaiba. He shook his fist. "MY PARTY ROOM IS IN RUINS, AND YOU THINK THIS IS NOTHING BUT A JOKE?"

"Man, if you don't like comedy," said the guy, "then I think I'll just take it elsewhere. Later. And don't forget my name- Marlin!" Then Marlin left.

"Hey, Kaiba," said Joey. "I bet your Blue-Eyes card was changed so it wasn't even worth the value! I don't want it anymore! Kaiba? Kaiba!"

"Brother?" said Mokuba.

"That guy...that guy will pay for what he did..." said Kaiba.

Everyone else was silent.

Then Kaiba changed his mood. "But first, let me get some pizza!"

Everyone else fainted, except Yami, who nearly threw up from all of the pizza slices.

Well, there you have it folks! What will Marlin do next? What will Kaiba do next? Find out, in the next chapter of "Yu-Gi-Oh C", which is known as, "Marlin, Yet Again?", so see you next time!