The Immortal Sexi Foursome

Chapeter 4

The Immortals and the Coming of Christ

Guest starring – Jesus Christ!

Bekki: -giggles- Christ came

Erin: Wow, Bekki, way to destroy a huge religious event with a sex joke.

Bekki: Stfu, Erin, it was worth it.

Erin: No, it really wasn't.

Bekki: ...You mean to tell me you're still religious after the meaning of life fiasco?

Erin: A little... more so now that Christ has come.

Bekki: -giggle-

Erin: BEKKI!

Bekki: I'm sorry!

Clare: You think he'll want to meet us?

Bekki: ...Why would he?

Erin: Bekki... we are immortal.

Bekki: Oh right, so you think he cares about that sorta thing?

Erin: I would say so.

Bekki: Hmm, m'kay, I'll call him up. –giggle-

Erin: ...I do not trust you.

Jesus Christ: Hello, Erin, Clare, Lenni... Bekki.

Bekki: ...Why did you say my name like that?

Jesus Christ: Oh, no reason... but as an atheist you're less important than the others...

Bekki: ...Do we need to take this outside?

Jesus Christ: I'm a non-violent being...

Bekki: Yeah, you don't have to do anything... I don't want blood on the carpet. See, I have a gun... no fighting necessary!

Erin: Bekki! You are not killing Jesus!

Bekki: Oh for fuck's sake, Erin, he isn't fucking Jesus anyway!

Lenni: She's got that one right.

Bekki: Yeah, Erin, you really are kind of gullible.

Erin: ...HOW AM I GULLIBLE? 2 BILLION PEOPLE HAVE AGREED THAT HE IS JESUS!

Bekki: Pff, Jesus my ass, Ari was Jesus.

Erin: ...Ari wasn't actually Jesus, guys.

Bekki: Yes, she was.

Lenni: She so was.

Clare: IMA SHIP THIS MOTH WITH THIS LAMP KTHNX!!1one

Jesus Christ: Excuse me... but I really am Jesus Christ...

Lenni: DID WE ASK YOUR OPINION, CORPSIE??

Bekki: Jeez, settle down, Lenn. Anyway by the laws of TS4, which have been in effect since the year 498,732,952,401,285, no one can claim the title of any religious figure or preach in any form, so what the hell are we doing?

Clare: We're uh... I don't even know. This isn't right, is it?

Erin: No, definitely not, Clare.

Lenni: ...Bekki where do you even get all those guns? I have never seen you use the same one twice... weren't they outlawed in the year 358,845,878,845,488?

Bekki: Yeah... but I kept a few for myself... we just don't want those dumb mortals getting hold of any.

Erin: Isn't that unfair?

Clare: ...

Bekki: ...

Lenni: Erin's funny.

Bekki: Erin, dear... we rule through force and fear... or we did when we first took over. We don't have to be fair.

Erin: We still could be...

Clare: ...

Lenni: We don't WANT to be, darling.

Erin: Well, humanity has come a long way...

Bekki: Thanks to selective killing on my part.

Erin: Why can't we revise the TS4 laws?

Lenni: Why would we want to?

Clare: Change is bad, Erin.

Erin: The world's cool now...

Clare: When you two took over the world what exactly was your plan for it?

Bekki: Conquer. All.

Lenni: ...Actually I based my part of it from reading Death Note.

Erin: You did?

Lenni: Yeah... I love that series.

Bekki: ...

Erin: Guys...

Lenni: Don't you even start getting judgmental; you had a part in these laws.

Erin: I know I did... but don't you think a change might be...

Clare: NO!

Bekki: What the fuck, Erin, what the fuck?! The world is all happiful, why fuck that up? Tell me that, why disturb this shizz?

Erin: To make it better!

Lenni: You. Are. Deluded.

Bekki: Yeah, we'll make it better when someone complains.

Erin: I'm complaining!

Lenni: You don't count, you aren't one of the masses.

Clare: Or a mass of the masses.

Bekki: Anyways love, you know the punishment for starting shit within the Sexeh Foursome.

Erin: ...Oh right... sorry guys, you win.

Bekki: Don't forget the underwater breathing trick we taught you!

Lenni: Enjoy your stay!

Clare: Change the damn toilet paper, there were no rolls left last time I was there!

Lenni: Clare... we don't stock Atlantis with food. Thus the punishmenty atmosphere.

Clare: Oh well...

Bekki: They don't have toilets either...

Clare: ...

Erin: Bye guys!

Clare: Bye Erin!

Lenni: Miss you, love!

Bekki: Learn not to complain, whore!

Lenni: Ah, I'm gonna miss her for the next 20 years...

Bekki: Yeah, same... I hate when someone whines.

Clare: Yuss, specially bout the TS4 laws.

Lenni: That shit is sacred.

Bekki: Totally.

Jesus Christ: I don't mean to intrude, but I am still here and I'd really like to have a word to you all about the way you're running the world. See my father...

Lenni: Holy fuck I forgot he was here!

Clare: AHHHHHHh!!11oneone

Bekki: Oh for fuck's sake! -bangbangsplattergroancrashbang- Fuckin' Jesus imposter. Ari. –bang- Was. –bang- Jesus. –bang- You. –bang- Fucker. –bang-

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