I do not own The Office.
Do not take my idea.
Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.
And I am also sorry for not updating in so long it's been a hectic week and I had a little bit of a writer's block. But just for a head's up a won't be doing any new chapters untill Monday maybe Tuesday because I'll be out of town. So enjoy!
When Micheal went back into his office he was feeling very left out, he sighed and sat down "This is the thing," he thought to himself, "You are there boss and apparently your not cool enough, but I 's like inviting your mom to a birthday party, the kid doesn't want his mom he doesn't know. Maybe his mom could be totaly fun at party's. Maybe his mom is an awesome his mom is totally awesome at prank wars and will help the team win....."
While Micheal was thinking Dwight stood up and said "Group huddle." and everyone on his team huddled together.
"What the hell is that, Dwight." asked Jim.
"Do you mind we're kind of discussing something Jim." answered Dwight.
"All right then, group huddle." and all of his team members gathered around him. Dwight just glared at Jim.
"I need ideas for the pranks I'm going to throw on Jim any suggestions?" asked Dwight.
"Yeah." said Andy, "Maybe we can fill a balloon up with worms and then threw it at Big Tuna."
"That's a horrible idea." said Oscar.
"Then what do you have in mind?" questioned Andy, "Because I apparently have no good ideas."
"We could loosen the bolts in his chair so he falls back."
"So he'd sit down and then he'd fall back and then he'd be in pain?" asked Dwight.
"That's the plan." said Oscar.
Then Dwight looked over at Creed, "Whey haven't you talked yet?"
"Oh, we were supposed to talk at these things?"
Meanwhile over at Jim's group huddle they were having some good ideas themselves.
"So Kelly you were thinking of secretly painting green nail polish on Dwight?"
"Yeah, Jim," said Kelly, "Can you imagine it Dwight will be like omg like why am I wearing this hideous nail polish, it's like so out of fashion."
"Okay, we'll gat back to you on that one, anyone else."
"I have one." said Pam.
"Shot.' said Jim giving her one of his smiles.
"We could send Dwight an email pretending to be his karate master,"
authors note: for those of you who don't know Dwight takes karate which is from The Fight.
", saying that he want's Dwight to come over and fight him to see that he is truly ready for the next belt."
"That is awesome Pam just awesome. I'll send an anonymous email saying that."
"Do you think that it will work?" asked Phyllis.
"Dwight would do anything for the next belt." confirmed Jim and the group huddle was over.