Cas walked down the busy street of (insert city name here.) As he walked down the corner of (insert street name here) (insert path type here,) he noticed a cat.

"SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE" Cas said as his eyes became hearts and the cityscape melted away show just brightly colored lines. "Wait a minute, where are we now?" Cas wondered as he picked up the cat and put it in the pocket of his trench coat, so only the head of the cat poked out. "Let's go find you some nibbles in this strange place eh kitty?" Cas said as he scratched under the kitten's head. Cas began walking forward as the kitten purred in his coat.

Cas and his cat walked forward for a while, then Cas decided to name the cat.

"What should I name you huh?" Cas said to the cat. "Usually when naming a cat people often go with the physical features of the cat." Cas examined the cat, a little too thoroughly.

"You appear to be male, with black fur and a white spot around one eye." Cas said while scratching the cat's ears. As Cas was brooding over cat names he came upon a mansion among the vast plains of color.

"I wonder if anyone's home," Cas said as he walked up to the door. The cat curled up into a ball in Cas's pocket at the sound of the doorbell. A tall thin man in a tailcoat opened the door.

"Hello sir. May I ask what your business is at this estate is?" The man said. "The young master doesn't approve of uninvited guests and this is a party we are hosting after all." As the man spoke the cat in Cas's pocket poked his head out.

"Is that a, is that a, a, a cat?" the man said as his face took on a look of shock. The man took the cat from Cas's pocket. "Such soft fur. Perfectly round pads. Yes, this cat is truly perfection." The man continued to talk about cat perfection and began rubbing the cat against his face.

"Um, may I have my cat back?" Cas grunted.

"Apologies." The man said as he placed the cat gingerly into Cas's arms. "One moment. I will ask the young master if you may come in." The man closed the door and left Cas waiting. A few minutes passed then the man came back to the door.

"The young master said to go in through the back door. Not to worry I will lead you there." The man stepped outside and motioned for Cas to follow. The man lead Cas to the back door. He followed the man through the back door and into the kitchen.

"I shall prepare the kitten some milk, you just wait here." The man said as he grabbed a bowl from the cabinet. He placed it on the floor and poured milk into it. "Please wait here." The man said with a bow. He left the room. Cas sat down in one of the kitchen chairs and placed the cat on the floor to drink.

"What to name the cat." Cas released a sigh. "Hmmm. What about SUPER CHEESE OVERLORD9000!11!1? (yes with the exclamation points and ones)" As soon as Cas said that the cat leapt into Cas's arms and purred. "AHH NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME NOOOO" Cas screeched as he fell backwards. The chair hit the floor with a crash.

"What's the commotion!" The man said as he rushed in, a young boy with an eye patch at his side.

"Tend to any wounds he may have," the boy said to the man.

"Yes my lord" The man replied. He helped Cas up. He checked him over for wounds and found none. "he appears to be alright, just minor discomfort." The man said.

"Good. Now, tell me stranger, how did you get here?" The boy with the eye patch said.

"I dunno" Cas said. "I found this cat and then boom I was here"

"You do realize that you are three dimensional in a two dimensional dimension of dimensions right?" The boy said.

"Really?" Cas said as he looked down in admiration at his arm, then at the surrounding area. "Dammit I'm in anime land again"

RANDOM FLASHBACK FROM I DUNNO WHEN WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cas: Wow why is there a big ass city decorated with cartoony skulls

Random Person: Because science

Cas: wow I must be in anime land

Random Person: Yep

RANDOM FLASHBACK OVERRRR

"Make this man some biscuits and beans with hotdogs Sebastian, that was a gripping tale." The boy said.

"Yes my lord." Sebastian said.

"How do you make biscuits with beans and hotdogs?" Cas asked.

"Well it's simple" Sebastian said. "first you gotta fuckin peel the wrapper off, then you gotta press a spoon against the seal (and figuring this part out was hard btw) then the thing GOES OFF LIKE A FUCKING GUNSHOT AND YOU SCREAM OH FUCK AND BREATHE HARD AS YOU PLACE THE BISCIUTS ON THE TRAY BECAUSE ITS SO STARTLING"

"then of course you must prepare the beans and "weenies," i think you Americans call them"

"first you place the package of unopened frozen hot dogs in the microwave"

"then cry when the package explodes"

"After that you pull the popped package of perplexing pweenies out of the pfucking pmicrowave and pfucking pcut pthose pweenies"

"then of course you must prepare the beans"

"first you retrieve the can opener from the fucking dead body where you killed that one fucker that ciel told you to kill"

"then you open the god damn beans with the bloody can opener (be careful not to spill blood in the beans) and CRANK THE FUCK OUTTA THAT CAN OPENER CUZ ITS PROLLY RUSTY SUM SHIT FROM BEING IN A DEAD BODY IDK THEN YOU POUR THOSE GOD DAMN BEANS IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN POT THEN COOK EM ON HEAT LEVEL 2 THEN YOU FUCKIN STIR THOSE GOD DAMN BEANS ONCE IN A WHILE MMM YEAH WHEN THEY'RE DONE ADD THE pfucking HOT DOGS THEN FUCKIN EAT DAT SHIT MMMMMMMM"

"Seems like a challenge." Cas said as he blew on the spoonful of hot beans.

"Not at all, I am merely one hell of a butler," Sebastian said with a small smile. Cas continued to eat while Sebastian and the young master watched. The rest of the kitchen staff flowed into the kitchen and also watched. Then a large crane came down and demolished the top of the house and built Yankee stadium around them. Then the stadium filled up to max capacity just to watch Cas eat beans. Cas finished his food.

"Welp thanks for the beans. Now that I know I'm in anime land I know how to get out. See ya guys later" Cas said as he scooped up his cat. Cas exited anime land through the last panel of the manga and flew back to the bunker, cradling his cat.

LATER THAT DAY (OH NO)

ACHOO

ACHOO ACHOO

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE'S THE CAT

Chuck: Did you really add characters from an anime into the story?

Lucifer: Yes. I'M ADDICTED *sobs*

Chuck: Jeez, first you write fanfic about real people then you add anime characters. Get a life jeez.

Lucifer: *throws lightning bolt at Chuck* Don't judge my life choices *cries over anime characters*