Author: Moonless Sky Rinna
Words: 4,681
Rating: T because Soi Fon and Byakuya can't stop swearing, and because Yoruichi is here.
Warning: Zanpakuto's will be involved, 2 VERY MINOR OC's will be in this.
Summary: 200 years after their confession, they're about to celebrate their first Valentines together.
NOTE: PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF THERE ARE GRAMMAR MISTAKES OR SPELLING MISTAKES.
Chapter 4: Love
(Hate at First Sight Arc)
Stupid. Was the only thing that repeated in her mind right now. In 200 years, Soi Fon changed a bit, she had learned to not be so angry all the time and her training with Yoruichi advanced a whole lot. However just a few months ago, a few Soul Reapers that went to the world of living came back with information on a day they celebrated called 'Valentine's Day', apparently, this is a day where females give chocolates to boys that they feel emotionally attached to, or loved, and the boys who receive the chocolate would respond by giving the girls chocolate on 'White Day' sometime in March, if the girls get their chocolate from their love than the two basically confessed through chocolate. This confused Soi Fon, Why do people need to confess using chocolate? Are they such cowards that they cannot confess face to face? She thought as she found herself walking down a path outside 2nd division.
"Well, in your situation" Suzumebachi supplied, "Byakuya already confessed to you, and you already replied and you two are still pretty distant with each other, you love each other but you two barely spend any time together!" The fairy Zanpakuto complained.
"Suzumebachi, he's a noble and he's destined to take over the 6th division, he has a lot of duties, and besides I'm Lieutenant of the 2nd division, I have a lot of duties myself." Soi Fon replied mentally.
"All the more to give him chocolates! " Suzumebachi said urgently. "You two rarely see each other; you need to show Byakuya that you love him. Do something romantic for once Shaolin and just give him chocolates so he knows you love him!" The fairy argued.
"..." Soi Fon thought for a moment, her steps also pausing. "...You know...I think I should, but ...I can't make sweets, and Byakuya doesn't like sweets." She said, quite proud that she knew one thing that most people didn't about the young Kuchiki. (Though 532 isn't that young). She remembered when she first gave Byakuya a lollipop, he was already frowning at the candy but popped it in his mouth nonetheless, and suddenly he spat it out and started coughing, he then demanded water from a maid that was right around the corner and Soi Fon was just laughing through the whole thing. Later on, Byakuya told her that he disliked sweets because they just tasted like sugar with food coloring, and that it would make him fat since then Soi Fon never bothered him about eating sweets.
"Although that memory is quite hilarious, i must remind you Shaolin, that Byakuya is one of the heirs of the 4 great nobles of Soul Society, meaning other noble female's will try to snag Byakuya! If he thinks you don't love him, he'll get over you and move on, is that what you want?" Suzumebachi demanded.
"...Well, no-" Soi Fon started.
"Then move your ass and make something for him before they firkin' steal your gorgeous sexy boyfriend!" The fairy then gave Soi Fon a mental push on her back, which startled Soi Fon quite a bit, but got her back to reality.
This was going to be a pain in the butt...
"Kuchiki-samaaa..."
"Oh shit...they found me, again!" Byakuya thought with horror as he poked his head from the closet he was hiding in. There! Right around the corner, there were shadows, and there was no way in hell Byakuya was going to let them corner him and let them surround him. He needed an escape plan, and fast. He knew the entire Kuchiki manner was already invaded by those girls who were out for him and every possible exit or escape was already blocked, but he would still have to try.
"They can't see me, they can't see me...They still can't see mee..." He prayed in his head as he took the first step out of the closet and looked around, coast clear... He thought and took his third and fourth steps. Yes! I'm fr-
"KYAAA! KUCHIKI-SAMAAAA!"
"SHHHIIITTT!"
And little Byakuya was off, running for his life.
Flashback
Byakuya yawned and he stretched his arms high into the air, he stretched his neck from side to side before he tossed his blankets aside and stood on the floor. However, his feet didn't reach the tiled floor as it hit some circular shaped things instead, in surprise in he looked down before his face darkened his horror. It was ... small boxes. His whole room was surrounded with those little boxes, they were all pink, white, and red, with the occasional dark blue boxed, worst of all, they were all in heart shapes and he took one sniff at the air and immediately realized that they were chocolates. In terror, he Shunpo'ed out of his room and found the nearest maid and demanded she tell him what the hell was with all the chocolates in his room.
After having the concept of 'Valentine's Day' explained to the young noble, he ordered for the security to be increased, seeing how 80 females made it into his room to drop those chocolates all while he was asleep. This was done in vain when the numbers increased to 180 before 12:00 in the afternoon, afterwards, the female nobles appeared at the estate themselves and were hunting Byakuya down.
Flashback over
His first encounter with the females left the young noble ready to kill off the lower nobles - save his beloved Soi Fon of course - so they could never reach him every again. He had only glared at their direction, and the next second, they were screeching and charging at him, they had him surrounded and they all shoved their small boxes at him, he was too surprised to receive them - not that he ever would willingly - then one ripped his shirt, another pecked him on the cheek, and he got pissed off right there.
"Chire, Senbonzakura!" He had screamed, scaring the females who backed off for now, he let the sakura petals dance around him as he ran away from the terrified females and went to hide somewhere. I know i can't face them head on, I will die attempting...shit, they have my shirt. He thought and Shunpo'ed into his room. He slid to a stop though, when he saw what the hell was in his room. There were ... 5 females in there, rummaging through his stuff. Like his closet, his desk, his shelf...
"AHHHHHHH! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GETTT OUTTTTT!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, his pink reiatsu flying around the pink petals following in sync as well, Byakuya tossed every girl out. "AND STAY OUT!" He yelled, and he locked himself in his own room.
Unfortunately for the young noble, they then decided to go through his window. Therefore, he retaliated by pulling a Kido barrier around his room. I would LOVE to see those stupid girls break through Kido. He thought to himself, letting his Senbonzakura dance around him just in case one of the girls did do something stupid and get inside his room.
Time seemed to fly by, and soon 3 hours passed since he set up a Kido barrier in his room, he finally sighed in content before he headed towards his bed. He was feeling very sleepy, though he did remind himself that he pretty kept his Shikai activated since morning. He felt his eyes getting heavier and heavier by the second, he managed to reach his bed and his Shikai wore off soon enough, and he hit his bed with a thud and fell into a deep slumber.
"...Uh...Soi Fon?" Suzumebachi's worried voice echoed in her mind, though she ignored it, after all the fairy was usually an annoyance to her mental mind and most likely at fault for herself being short.
"Soi Fon!" However, the only thing she needs to worry about now, is finishing the stupid chocolate that she was going to give to Byakuya, most of the stupid nobles don't know he hates sweets so he'll probably throw most of them away and I'll force-feed him my chocolate even if he doesn't want it, she decided.
"SHAOLIN FON!"
"WHAT?"
"LOOK AT YOUR RIGHT HAND!"
Soi Fon glanced down at the hand that was about to add the cherry on the chocolate, only to find that her hand was covered in her Shikai, and the deadly needle of Suzumebachi drop its poison on the cherry. She tsked and tossed the cherry into the garbage can, about 2 doors away. She didn't really care if she scored a shot in though.
"Did you really want to poison Byakuya?" Suzumebachi asked.
"I'll just keep it in mind for when I'm a thousand years old and when he pisses the shit off of me" Soi Fon thought with a smirk on her face. "Now, leave me alone this stupid chocolate making is a shitload of work" She hissed at the fairy, who decided to materialize. "Dematerialize right now, I need reiatsu to Shunpo or to protect Yoruichi-sama or myself if i find myself in danger" Soi Fon said turning to the fairy.
"Oh chill out, Soi Fon, if you are in danger I'll defeat the danger myself, I'm smaller than you are so they won't even see me and they'll just mistaken me for a bee"
"A bee in the middle of February? Nice story."
"Shut up!"
"Finally!" Soi Fon exclaimed as she wrapped the box with a familiar black ribbon and put it in a hidden pocket in her Onmitsukido uniform. "Tsk, took more time than expected...and half my reiatsu is gone, what the hell Suzumebachi?" Soi Fon yelled and the fairy just smiled and Soi Fon suddenly fell to her knees from a sudden strain she felt from her body. "W-What was that?" She demanded.
"I just took more of your reiatsu, don't worry a night's sleep will recover it all, but this way you'll be forced to go visit Byakuya without just dumping your chocolate or Shunpo'ing half way across Seireitei to his house and Shunpo back to your office at 2nd division and bury yourself in paperwork." Suzumebachi said, quite proud of herself.
"I hate my Zanpakuto sometimes..." Soi Fon thought, as she sighed and walked down a path, struggling to think about how she was going to talk to Byakuya when she arrived at his manner. While in her thoughts, she failed to see a very short person (shorter than her!) and rather small, bump into her. Soi Fon barely moved but the smaller person did and landed on their butt.
"I-Itai...Oh, G-Gomenasai, Soi Fon - Fukutaichou!" Soi Fon blinked before she remembered who the little girl was.
"Oh, no problem, Ise. I was lost in my thoughts and i didn't see you." Soi Fon admitted.
"Um...if it's not any trouble, can you help me...?" Nanao asked, her hair covering her face as she said so, and Soi Fon raised an eyebrow.
"You've got enough Reiatsu to blast a grown man through 5 walls, what kind of help do you possibly need?" She asked.
"Well, it's my captain...he won't do any work and Yadomaru - Fukutaichou got mad earlier and walked off." Nanao said. "Taichou was drinking a lot as well, so I'm a bit scared to go in there in case he tried anything." She said, muttering off her last sentence, but the ninja assassin heard it.
"Alright, I'll help you." Soi Fon decided, after all she liked Nanao, she wasn't an idiot, in fact she was quite intelligent, she was proficient in Kido, she hadn't seen her Shikai, but if she's hiding it, she's either scared of her Zanpakuto or her Zanjutsu is weak, but seeing as how Nanao is a perfectionist even when she's already hit her 300 year mark recently, she wouldn't let herself have an open weakness as big as Zanjutsu. All in all, Soi Fon just got happy at knowing there was someone else who had self-control, and secrecy unlike the arrogant, short-tempered, and showcasing morons she was used to seeing.
Soon, Nanao lead Soi Fon to an 8th division and behind closed door and Nanao just pointed inside there, Soi Fon nodded and gestured Nanao to stand back. In 3 seconds, Soi Fon just kicked the door down and walked into the room, Nanao just staring in shock.
"Oi, Kyouraku-Taichou" Soi Fon said, and her eyes immediately found a large pink man who was face flat on the ground and his hands were clutching a sake bottle. Nanao stormed past Soi Fon, her right hand crackling with red lightning.
"YOU IDIOT!" Nanao yelled, and tossed a Shakkaho and Byakurai at Shunsui who was unconscious and took the attack head on, Soi Fon just stood to the side, blinking and turning to Yoruichi when the cat-woman appeared.
"Yoruichi-sama..." Soi Fon started, but the cat-woman held onto Soi Fon's wrist and put them behind her back, she then reached into the hidden pocket where she hid the chocolates she made...Oh shit...
"Ohhh~ what's this Soi Fon? Chocolates? For whoo?" Yoruichi teased, waving the chocolates in the air and Soi Fon blushed.
"Chocolate?" Suddenly, Shunsui lifted his head up and suddenly felt the pain of the burn on his back. "Yare, yare Nanao-chan, did you throw Kido at me again while i was asleep?" Shunsui pouted and Nanao glared.
"You have work to do and you're already drunk in the afternoon" Nanao justified. "Yadomaru-Fukutaichou is really mad, so I'm just trying to save your sorry ass trying to get you slightly sober" Nanao added.
"So cruel, Nanao-chan" Shunsui muttered before he turned back to Soi Fon and Yoruichi. "Ohhh~ Soi Fon - chan made chocolates? For who?" Shunsui asked.
"None of your business!" Soi Fon said blushing.
"I bet it's for me" Shunsui said, plucking it out of Yoruichi's hand. "Thank you so much~" Shunsui added, smiling like an idiot and Soi Fon was about to drop kick the man, but Nanao beat her to it.
"YOU STUPID OLD MAN! HADO 90-" Shunsui's eyed widen and he quickly tossed the chocolate back at Soi Fon before he Shunpo'ed off, escaping Nanao's Kido. "HEY! YOU COWARD, GET BACK HERE!" The small girl yelled, chasing after Shunsui who kept Shunpo'ing around the 8th division properties.
Suddenly Lisa Shunpo'ed in. "What the hell happened in here? And are those traces of Kurohitsugi?" She asked.
Yoruichi just smiled. "Let's just say, Shunsui was involved and Nanao-chan can really get pissed off" Lisa just gave a smirk before she added in, "That's my Nanao-chan, now if you'll excuse me, I'll go join Nanao in killing that idiot." She then Shunpo'ed off.
"That's a good Nanao-chan, killing Shunsui so I can deliver these to Byakuya without that stupid pink man telling all of Soul Society about the 2 of us in the maximum of 10 seconds." Soi Fon thought with a smirk and a pleased feeling of satisfaction for Nanao.
"Ah, Ah, Ah Soi Fon, who are those chocolates for?" Yoruichi asked.
"Yoruichi-sama, surely you know" Soi Fon said, deadpanned.
"But i want to hear it from your mouth" The werecat complained.
"I will not say it" Soi Fon said, determined.
"...OH RANGI-"
"It's for Byakuya!" Soi Fon quickly slapped Yoruichi's mouth as gently as possible, and blurted out her answer, in response she got a Cheshire cat grin from Yoruichi and she deeply regretted blurting it out,
"Why didn't you just say so?"
"Up yours" She responded.
As soon as she entered Kuchiki grounds, she knew something was off, there were more prescenes than the usual maids, servants and division 6, there were ... weaker people that were scattered all around the Kuchiki manner and she was highly curious. "Ha, see i told you Byakuya would get fan girls hanging around him" Suzumebachi butted in. Soi Fon just scowled, "Yup, that means the stuck up 'i think I'm most important and should get the best and i DEMAND you give me what i want' bitches are all around." Suzumebachi added just as a bright blonde and blue eyed girl walked over to Soi Fon with her hands on her hips and her nose stuck high into the air. "And probably 5 meters of stick up hers" Suzumebachi thought darkly and Soi Fon struggled not to laugh out loud at that one.
"Who are you?" The blonde asked in disgust, Soi Fon raised an eyebrow at that. "How original" She thought, remembering Byakuya and her first meeting.
"I am Fukutaichou of 2nd division and I'm here to see Byakuya about a classified mission the 6th division and the 2nd division are doing in the real world" She said with a cold edge, and the effect was obvious with Soi Fon glared at the blonde, said blonde seemed to back off for now, but her group seemed to back her up.
"Oh? And what gives you the right to see Byakuya all alone? For all we know, you just want to see him for yourself!" The blonde said obnoxiously pointing a finger at Soi Fon, not to mention she pretty much screeched that, making heads turn to Soi Fon. "Stupid blonde. Now i know why people call Blondes stupid, i agree with them..." She thought. "Not to mention, since I'm a ninja I'm not used to this sort of attention" She added in her head, but Suzumebachi stayed silent.
Soi Fon turned her head away from them and eyed Byakuya's room, suddenly the sun just shined out from the clouds and the light reflected and Soi Fon blinked away before figuring out what Byakuya was doing. "Smart." She commented before she turned to the door. Ignoring what the girls were screeching about, she lifted a hand on the barrier, and concentrated. "Hm...A large pool of reiatsu, he probably activated Shikai for a long time before he exhausted himself and fell asleep - which would explain why his reiatsu is steadily building up." She thought before bringing her right hand up.
"Jinteki Shakusetsu, Suzumebachi!" She commanded as her hand first unsheathed the blade and her hand brushed against the blade, and it transformed and wrapped itself around her right wrist and turned into the needle gauntlet. She then stabbed it directly at the barrier, leaving a black butterfly; the Homonka. She then took a few steps back and waited, the other girls were now screeching about how she 'vandalized' Byakuya's barrier and Soi Fon rolled her eyes at them.
In 3 seconds flat, the barrier broke down, and they all saw a panting and half-awake Byakuya ripping open the sliding door and staring directly at Soi Fon. Byakuya smiled, and half the nobles fainted, soon most of the girls fainted except for Soi Fon and the unnamed Blonde noble.
"Soi Fon..." Byakuya whispered and his eyes softened, the blonde huffed and Byakuya turned to her. "Who the hell are you? I thought i killed every last one of you fan girls" Byakuya said coldly.
"Aw, don't be like that darling...why would you like her over there anyway? She's short, flat, rude and she's violent, unlike her I'm average height, I've got a chest, I'm polite, and the perfect wife!" The blonde announced, putting her hands on her hips and bending down to show off her assets, she even had the nerve to wink at him!
"..." Byakuya turned away from her, "Soi Fon, do you need anything? Please come in, we'll discuss of it inside" Byakuya glared at the blonde and grabbed Soi Fon's wrist, pulling the Chinese woman inside before placing a barrier kido again, this time Soi Fon also helping and placing one of her own over it.
"I missed you this month...i didn't see you after your birthday" Byakuya whispered quietly as he held her in his arms. He wrapped his hands around her waist and shoulders while his head rests on her head, Soi Fon had her hands wrapped around Byakuya and her head on his chest.
"Yeah...I know, but that was 3 days ago you know..."
"Still, i didn't see you for 3 days."
"Heh. You big baby"
"If you're going to insult you I'll throw you back outside with the dumb blonde" He threatened and Soi Fon just laughed.
"Are you sure you want to do that to your girlfriend who spent pretty much half a day preparing something for you?" Soi Fon asked, and Byakuya raised an eyebrow, clearly curious and wanted to know what she had in store for him. All Soi Fon did was smirk. "Close your eyes and face your bed." She said and he complied. "If you peek you'll end up with a big butterfly on your face until i decide to hit you with the 2nd strike so you better not peek" She warned and she saw him shiver.
Soi Fon then grinned devilishly before she tapped him on the shoulder, Byakuya turned around his mouth open and ready to shoot off questions, but surprised when no words escaped his mouth. His words were swallowed and he blinked and blushed.
He was sitting down with Soi Fon practically on top of him, her face was only inches away from his, and the only thing that stood in between them was...a piece of ... chocolate...and surprisingly it wasn't sweet it was ... dark chocolate? He then saw Soi Fon smirk that sexy smirk of hers and she bit off her half of the chocolate, leaving the other half hanging in Byakuya's mouth.
"How does it taste?" She asked, Byakuya - who still couldn't form any words - quickly chewed the chocolate before swallowing and talking.
"It tastes amazing...i want more!" Byakuya demanded, pinning Soi Fon down. "Where did you hide the chocolate?" He asked, looking all over her body (not that way). Though, he did blush when another smirk made its way on Soi Fon's face.
"It's on me somewhere, and since you have my arms pinned down, you'll have to search me, Byakuya" She teased and but stopped smirking once she realized he was seriously going to try it. "OI! I'm just kidding, don't actually search for it" She blushed and this time he smirked.
"No way, it's your fault for making such addicting chocolate, and the fact that you teased me about it i might just search all over you for it" He whispered hotly into her ear and she shivered.
"B-Byakuya...I'll strike you in the face" She attempted to stop him. "Oh, did i mention chocolate has the potential to be Aphrodisiac, so now you have a wild and naughty Byakuya-kun!" Suzumebachi said.
Byakuya suddenly dipped his head at the crook of her neck, gently licking and nibbling on her neck and where the spot between her neck and shoulder meet, he sucked and she moaned before squirming. "Hey! What gives Soi Fon, just give in and let him take you!" Suzumebachi whined.
"Screw you, you perverted Zanpakuto" Soi Fon thought before he used both her hands to pushed Byakuya's jaw up into the air, though the nobles hands were still on either side of her, not to mention, his legs were once again on both her sides...much like their first meeting.
Suddenly, they heard a shatter, they turned their heads and they saw the unnamed blonde noble, another unnamed redhead noble and Ginrei standing at the door. The three blinked before they were into outrage,
"You stupid bitch, how could you seduce Kuchiki-sama! You're short and you're flat, and I'm the opposite, how the hell does he like someone like you and not me!" The blonde screeched.
"...Did we interrupt something?" The redhead asked, blushing and looking away.
"Byakuya, i thought i raised you better than to put a lady on the floor and in such an uncomfortable position" All 4 young nobles silenced and slowly turned in horror to Ginrei who looked quite upset,
"I-I-I'm sorry, Grandfather...can you...take these ... females out of Kuchiki grounds as I make it up to Soi Fon?" Byakuya asked, still trying to get his grandfather's last comment out of his head. Ginrei just nodded and shut the door before placing a soundproof barrier that they were both familiar in recognizing and blushed.
"...Well, that killed the mood didn't it" Byakuya commented after a while as they both sat up, back to back, facing opposite walls.
"Shut up, I don't wanna hear that since we haven't even gotten through our first kiss in 200 years and you're already talking about ... it..." She trailed off blushing.
"Well, we'll have to fix that...won't we?" Byakuya whispered huskily, suddenly turning to Soi Fon and licked the spot behind her ear. Soi Fon gasped and let her guard down, allowing Byakuya to pick her up and put her on his bed. "Don't worry...I'll be a good boy" He said smirking.
Just as he was about to lean in, the window shattered open, and in came a black cat with golden eyes. Soi Fon stared in horror, Byakuya looked pissed off though.
"Am i interrupting anything?" The black cat said in a masculine voice.
"FUCK YOU SHIHOUIN YORUICHI!" Byakuya yelled grabbing the cat and tossing the black cat out the window, thankfully the rest of the world didn't that, they only saw a cat fly out the window.
The End. I'm too tired to write a proper AN here...sorry.
I don't care about reviews; they only motivate me and tell me what I need to fix to be a better writer, besides I'll know if people read this with Story Stats anyway.
Peace...and Goodnight
~ Moonless Sky Rinna