(in a nurses office, Link gains conciousness as the nurse walks in.)

Nurse Milat: I see my magical red potion worked.

Link: My head hurts.

Milat: It should. What were you doing fighting four senior boys without a weapon?

Link: I thought the fight was over.

Milat: Now now dear, you should know that the fight is never over until Mr. Cooper has won. Eer scince Mr. Egony started dating Mrs. Cooper, I have has more than one accidental injury from that class.

(Link Sits up.)

Milat: Alice was the first to go after Mr. Cooper. Oh she was not happy. Took three of Mr. Coopers buddies t take her off of him, the arrogant coward.

Link: Huh.

Milat: She siad you defended her, now a hero can't be a hero without a sword.

Link: Depends on who he is saving, and why.

Milat: Touche.

Milat: Are you going to the game expo tonight?

Link: What do you think of my chances with Alice?

Milat: Hun it's not for me to say, I stick to my buisness and don't spread rumors.

Link: I just want to know what you think?

Milat: I think that she is going to use you to get at Morgan. It's not for me to say, I stick to my buisness, and don't spread rumors.

Link: So no reward for a hero?

Milat: Dear, the reward is knowing you did what was right.

Link: So the princess who is supposed to kiss me is a perk?

Milat: The real world is not about getting kissed after an ordeal.

Link: So you are saying I have no chance with her?

(Milat looks at him, his tone depressed.)

Milat: I am saying that Alice is not trustworthy. You could get any girl you wanted.

Link: Doubtful.

Milat: No one knows their destiny until it smack them in the face with a sheild.

(Link Smiles as Milat laughs a little.)

Milat: it is 2:13, school is almost out.

Link: School gets out at three. And i missed lunch.

Milat: you are going to miss biology. (she taps his knee with papers as she walks out) Nurses orders, or whatever class you take.

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(The school bell rings and bursting out he front doors a wave of students stampede. Link, Brad, and Rick walk last out of the building. Link Slings his backpack over his shoulder.)

Brad: Dude, how's your head?

Link: Like a head.

Rick: Nurse Milat give you the rest of the day off?

Link: Yeah.

Rick: She's cool like that.

(Brad walks backwards so he faces Link and Rick.)

Brad: Morgan and Alice are not going out anymore. That is good news because now she is availiable.

Rick: And why is it you think she did that?

Brad: Amd too bad you are not going to the game expo because she is, alone.

Link: So this is another plan to get me to snaeak out?

Brad: No, just giving you a reason to go, with Alice.

(Brad bumps into Morgan.)

Morgan: Hi.

(Gil, Arnold, and Dante move around link and Rick.)

Morgan: How is your head?

Link: Hurts.

Dante: To bad.

Gil: Don't you think it would be nice if you asked me how my wrists were?

Arnold: Or appologising for breaking my hammer?

Link; Sorry for your hammer, and hope your wrists get better.

Morgan: And Alice.

Link: What about Alice?

Brad: She would rather date you than Morgan!

Dante: Ecxuse you?

Brad: Well that's what happens when you choose to fight your girlfriend, and then try to hurt her.

(No one moves.)

Brad: Just because the teacher is s screwing your mom does not mean you can get away with...

Morgan: Everything?

(Alice walks up to them.)

Alice: No, you can't. Hi Link.

Rick: Listen we should get Link home, he needs to rest.

Morgan: One act of chilvery does not equal experience.

Alice: Experience at what, being an asshole?

Morgan: In which case it does. (As Morgan steps to Link and Link to Morgan. A car pulls up by the sidewalk where the eight of them are at.)

Link's Father: The school called, I came to pick you up.

(Link's Father gets out of the car and walks around to the other side leaning on the hood.)

Link's Father: (To Morgan.) You are the one who hit my son in the head with...

Alice: A sheild.

Link's Father: Ah. Link, why don't you and your friends get in the car. I will take you all home.

(Link Alice, Brad, and Rick get in the car.)

Morgan: Yeah, let daddy save you!

Link's Father: This time I'm saving you. This time you don't have a nepitistic teacher trying to show off to you and your mother, to make you win.

(Links Father, also named Link, gets in the car.)