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Chapter 4 Something about Marluxia's behavior and the great burrito case
It was a normal day in the castle as the members ate breakfast. As usual, Marluxia was trying to get Xemnas' approval on having a movie night, but failing miserable. Xion and Roxas were busy telling each other about the dream that they had. Axel was trying to break out of Larxene's hold, but struggling futility. Xigbar, Luxord, and Zexion were playing cards. Vexen was busy telling Lexaeus about the robot girlfriend he made for him. Demyx was on his sitar, finally being able to see, while Xaldin tried his best to ignore it. Finally, Saix was thinking about trying to propose to the moon. Naxah was busy feeding the puppy sausage links, which it happily ate.
"XV for the last time!" Xemnas shouts for the tenth time today," stop feeding that thing human food!"
"Well it's your fault for not getting dog food!" Larxene shouts still holding on to Axel," what idiot doesn't get food for a puppy, the next day of getting it!?"
"Xemnas," Xigbar coughs," with his gay friend Marluxia."
Everyone starts to laugh, except Naxah who wonders what is going on.
"SILENCE!" Xemnas shouts as the laughter quickly stops.
"CAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET AND SHE'S LIKE WALKING OVER LANDMINES!" Demyx shouts pointing at them," WHY CAN IT NOT BE YOU!?"
"Nice one!" Xigbar exclaims.
"I SAID SILENCE!" Xemnas quickly shouts.
"Master, what does gay mean?" Naxah asks.
"AND YOU ALMOST CAN'T AVOID THIS!" Demyx sings.
"SILENCE!" Xemnas shouts then turns to Naxah," why do you need to know that word for?"
"What's wrong?" Axel asks," can't tell a girl what gay means!?"
"SILENCE ONCE MORE!" Xemnas shouts," if you must know gay means you are-"
"HAPPY!" Demyx interrupts.
"Yes, but today it means that you are attracted to guys, or the opposite sex."
"Like Marluxia!" Xigbar shouts as the room becomes engulfed in laughter.
"SILENCE!" Marluxia shouts in a male voice.
Everyone looks at him as he clears his throat.
"There is nothing wrong with being gay," Marluxia says in a female voice.
"Unless you're Marluxia!" Roxas shouts as the laughter ensures again.
"SILENCE!" Marluxia shouts," I may be gay, but in truth I am-"
"Why do you look like a woman then?" Naxah asks.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE STUPID BITCH!" Marluxia shouts as Xemnas holds him back." I AM AS MALE AS THEY COME! YOU ARE A MAN YOU TWO FACED WHORE! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS AND HEART THEN RAPE YOUR LIFELESS BODY! AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU MY UNDERWORLD BITCH!"
Xion quickly dives under the table as Marluxia breaks free his scythe in hand. Every male jumps up and tries to hold him back.
"COME ON BITCH! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL MAN IS! I'LL MAKE YOU A REAL WOMAN BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU! YOU AND THAT PUPPY OF YOURS WILL BE CALLING ME ALMIGHTY MASTER MARLUXIA FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! I'LL RAPE BOTH OF YOU! ALL OF YOU HOLDING ME BACK! I'LL DO THE STARS THE MOON THE UNIVERSE! NAMINE WILL BECOME MY BITCH ALONG WITH XION!"
"SAMURAI'S!" Roxas shouts as the nobodies come.
"ASSASSINS!" Axel shouts.
"SAGE'S!" Xemnas shouts,
"DANCE, WATER DANCE!" Demyx shouts.
"EVERY NOBODY AT OUR DISPOSAL!" Saix shouts.
"LET ME AT HER! LET ME RAPE THE STUPID BITCH ONCE! I'LL GIVE IT BACK WITH HER DEATH! I'LL TURN HER TO ROSES! BEAUTIFUL ROSES THAT I WILL GIVE TO XEMNAS! BEAUTIFUL! I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! I AM MARLUXIA THE ALMIGHTY MASTER OF THE BITCHES! LET ME AT HER!"
Even with the dog pile of people on Marluxia, he still has a blood lust.
"RUN XV!" Everyone shouts.
Naxah quickly grabs the puppy as a corridor opens behind her. As she falls through it, Marluxia breaks free, and jumps at the portal. But it quickly closes as he lands on his hands.
"WHERE'S XION!? I NEED HER!"
Xion quickly runs over to the guys, who are ready for a brawl.
"I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
Hell hath no fury than a Marluxia scorned.
After the events of the morning have passed, Naxah decides to try something she has always wanted to do. But Larxene refuses to let her do it.
"No Naxah, it's too dangerous," Larxene says grabbing the roller from her.
"Oh come on!" Naxah exclaims," cooking never killed anyone!"
"Yes, but this is your first time and-" Larxene begins.
"Please?" Naxah asks with her giant puppy dog eyes.
Larxene can resist this.
"No," Larxene grins while walking away.
Moments later Axel comes in, and wonders why she is sad.
"What's wrong kitten?" Axel asks.
Somewhere in the castle Xigbar sneezes.
"Larxene said I couldn't cook because its my first time," Naxah mutters.
"Oh, you don't have to do anything fancy," Axel says rubbing her head," try something simple-like a burrito or something. Cheer up kiddo! It's gonna be fine!"
Xigbar looks around trying to figure out who is stealing his one liners. Axel walks out of the kitchen as Naxah finds the cookbook and prepares the recipe.
And what could possibly go wrong with something so simple?
A scream is heard throughout the castle as everyone runs to the source, weapons ready. They stand outside the kitchen, where smoke is coming out of the closed-door.
"What sort of horrors could be awaiting us this time?" Xemnas sighs then looks at Axel.
Axel walks up to the door, and kicks it down revealing Demyx trying to put out an oven fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" Demyx shouts playing his sitar frantically, which has water coming out from it." DIE, FLAME, DIE!"
Axel uses his power over fire to stop the fire, making Demyx faint on the spot. Xemnas walks to the oven and inspects it.
"Who made fifteen burritos, and decided to leave it unattended?" Xemnas asks as everyone looks away." ANSWER!"
"NONE OF US DID YA MORON!" Xion shouts as Xemnas growls at her.
Xion hides behind Roxas.
"Then who did XIV? Who could it possibly have been!?" Xemnas barks.
Naxah walks in from the other entrance as everyone looks at her.
"Naxah?" Saix asks," did you make something?"
"Oh yes! I just came to check on it!" Naxah exclaims smiling.
"And what temperature did you leave it on?" Vexen asks.
"The maximum! Die Axel!" Naxah chimes.
Everyone looks at Larxene who shrugs.
"And when were you supposed to check on it?" Axel asks kicking Demyx who wakes up.
"About four hours ago!" Naxah shouts jumping up and down in glee." What have I won!?"
"What've you won!?" Demyx shouts quickly getting up and walking over to her." I'll tell ya what you won!" Demyx then hugs her."My respect! That was irresponsible like me! Oh, how I think that we should be friends!"
"Yet she almost killed you, moron," Saix mutters.
The rest take the burritos out of the oven, and place it on the table. Besides being burnt, the burritos look like something out of the dumpster. They are as pink as Marluxia's hair.
"What are these?" Roxas asks confused.
"Oh they're the burritos I made!" Naxah shouts.
"Naxah?" Xigbar asks looking at her," what did you...put in them?"
"Let's see I put in: chocolate, pickles, beef, fish, the green meat in the fridge, eggs, bacon, peas, olive oil, soy sauce, butter, whatever what was in that white container, flour, cream, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, whatever what that pink thing was, and lastly Vexen's secret formula," Naxah replies then giggles."Oh and love!"
"Who forgot to throw out the ham?" Axel asks.
"Who had that weird stuff in the container?" Roxas asks.
"And why did I leave my special lotion in the fridge?" Marluxia asks.
"And how did you get that!?" Vexen exclaims.
"XV you're not-" Xemnas begins then realizes.
"I made enough for all of us to enjoy!" Naxah exclaims jumping up and down.
The other members look at each other, waiting to see who was going first.
"Oh, how bad can they be?" Demyx asks grabbing one and taking a bite.
Suddenly, Demyx turns pink as he faints on the spot. Everyone watches in horror at the fate that became of him.
"It was so good that Demyx fainted from excitement!" Naxah exclaims still jumping up and down.
Knowing that it's already been decided, Luxord goes next.
"If it's a game, then I will not lose!" Luxord shouts bravely doing the same.
He falls to the floor, turning as black as night.
"Tell my books I'll miss them!" Zexion shouts.
This time he turns into a woman, then disappears.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Everyone else shouts in pure shock.
"If that means he could be a woman, then I will follow behind him!" Marluxia shouts.
Marluxia turns into a pile of roses.
"I swear this is outrageous!" Xaldin shouts.
Immediately, he starts humping the air vanishing like the wind.
"If I make it, I hope to be one with my moon!" Saix shouts.
Saix turns to stone then is shattered.
"Please don't be anything weird!" Axel shouts.
He just bursts into flames. He'll be fine.
"Don't leave me here!" Larxene shouts.
Larxene is inflated like a balloon, rising up to the ceiling, and then exploding. There is no trace of her.
"Well I should be glad I got to saw some boobs, and stuff!" Xigbar shouts.
Xigbar turns into sand and is blown away.
Lexeaus takes a bit, and it seems as though nothing happened to him.
"Wait-" Lexeaus begins as he turns into a puddle.
"I HATE YOU XEMNAS!" Xion shouts taking a bite," AND I WILL RAPE YOU IN HELL!"
Xion turns to crystal and vanishes.
"Naxah ,I hope that you will always remember me!" Roxas shouts.
Roxas is teleported into the Dora the Explorer world.
"Well those fools are idiots!" Xemnas shouts trying to keep up his pride. "You said the same thing twice master," Naxah says.
"Shut up XV!" Xemnas shouts.
"Master aren't you going to eat?" Naxah asks with her puppy dog eyes," or am I really that bad at cooking?"
Knowing that he can't win, Xemnas faces his fate.
"YES!" Xemnas shouts slowing fading away," I HAVE ACHIEVED MY GOAL! SO I WILL BE WITH A HEART, AND TRULY, FINALLY EXIST!"
Xemnas fades into nothingness leaving Naxah alone. Naxah takes a bite out of her burrito, nothing happening to her.
And so Naxah killed off the entire oragnzation with her bad cooking skill. Meanwhile Roxas became a part of the Dora the Explorer world, being forced to talk in Spanish.
The end.
Do you really think this is the end? I mean it makes no sense. Anyway, please tell me you can cook better than her? Before all your friends disappear. Anyway, if you're wondering how I can come up with these ideas, I have a vivid imagination.