Thank you guys so much for the alerts, and favorites, and reviews. Woohoo, I've got my first prompts! It's very simple, I'll write the prompts in the order I receive them. But keep 'em sending my way, that way I've still got a few chapters to go. This one is for: Nija assasian, who would like for Miss Holiday to find out first.

The timeframe of the chapter is in The Substitute, but with parts stolen from Sexy.

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything.

Chapter 4: The Substitute/ Sexy

It was Monday afternoon, and the whole Glee club was waiting for Mr. Schue to arrive. Well, waiting… They were used to Mr. Schue being late, so mostly they would just sit and talk, and occasionally burst into song. This afternoon was no different. While they were in the middle of some kick ass Cee Lo, Mr. Schue burst into the room. It was just days after his return from the flu, and already they missed Miss Holiday.

"Okay, listen up kids, I've got a surprise for you."

"Let me guess, you found more Journey songs?"

"Very funny, Puck. No, I did not. However, I did find something else, and I think you're going to like it."

"Hola clase."

"Miss Holiday."

"Hi, Miss H."

"What up?"

"Hey kids, nice to see you again."

"What are you doing here?"

"Well Sam, I am substituting for Health class. So you're not getting rid of me yet."

"Nice."

"So, who's going with me eating some tacos?"

"Holly, you know that wasn't why I asked you to come here."

"Oh, I know, I just really like tacos."

"Holly…"

"Okay, okay. So the reason why I'm here is because, apparently your Health teacher didn't found it necessary to teach you kids anything."

"What do you mean?"

"Well Puck, I seem to remember a time where you didn't think it was necessary to use a condom."

"That are those things you can blow up, right?"

"Yeah, that's what I mean. So here's your lesson of today. Take this cucumber, and just practice. Pinch the tip, and roll the rest. I will explain to you later what you use it for."

"So we're going to give the cucumber a rain jacket?"

"Yes, Brittany, that's exactly it."

While the Glee kids went to work with the condoms and the cucumber, Will and Holly turned towards each other with worried looks on their faces.

"I knew it was bad, but this? It's a wonder nobody else is pregnant yet."

"Yeah, I know. God, I thought they were smarter than this."

At the end of the lesson, after a rendition of 'Do you wanna touch me' they send the kids home. After taking the cucumbers back. When they were gone, they turned towards the cucumbers.

"So now what are we going to do with these?"

"Eat them, I gue- Wait."

"What?"

"There are twelve kids in Glee, right?"

"Yeah…"

"There are only eleven cucumbers here."

"So you mean…"

"Somebody has taken his cucumber home."

"Oh boy."

A few days later it was time for Health class. Since they had already practiced on the cucumbers, now was the time to tell them what a condom was, and what it should be used for. In the middle of the lesson, Holly could clearly see Kurt texting somebody. She decided to wait till after class to confront him about it. When the bell rang, she called.

"Kurt, can you stay behind for a moment?"

Kurt looked at her in confusion, but nodded anyway. When the classroom was empty, she turned towards him.

"What's going on, Miss Holiday?"

"What was so important that you had to text during my lesson?"

He paled.

"N-nothing."

"That's right. So can I assume that it's not going to happen again?"

He nodded quickly.

"Yes, Miss Holiday."

"Good, now go on."

With that, he turned on his heel and walked out of the door, blushing fiercely. She smiled. The best way to confront them, was to turn on the guilt. Works like a charm every time, that and an attitude. After she put all of her stuff away, she walked out of the classroom and closed the door. She had plans to meet up with Will. Maybe she could get him to listen to music in the top 40, not 1940. When she passed the auditorium, she clearly heard music coming from the room. The song was Animal by Neon Trees. But it wasn't just a CD that was being played, it was being sung live.

When she walked closer to the door, she heard two voices. One of them was clearly from the boy she just spoken with, while she didn't recognize the other voice. He did, however have a very nice voice, but he wasn't in Glee club, as far as she knew. She opened the door just a bit, so she could hear it better. The way they made the song a duet was very nice, and they sounded very good together.

However, she still didn't know who the boy was. So she opened the door just a bit further, and peeked inside. There, on the stage, were two boys. One of them was indeed Kurt, the other she didn't recognize. That, in combination with the uniform he was wearing, made her think that he didn't go to this school.

She watched as the song ended, and the two guys embraced. She raised her eyebrows. She had a suspicion she knew where the cucumber went. She walked towards the stage. The two boys were so busy with each other that they didn't even hear her approach. Just as she reached the two, the other boy pulled Kurt in for a kiss. She raised an eyebrow, now this was getting interesting. She cleared her throat noisily, and watched as the two boys jumped apart.

"Well well, hot stuff, have I missed something, or am I the first one to find out?"

"Yeah, the second option. Is there any way I can get you to not tell the rest?"

"Maybe, is this the one you were texting with during my class?"

Kurt blushed.

"I'll take that as a yes, so promise me you'll never do that again, introduce me, and we shall never speak about it again."

Kurt let out a deep breath.

"I promise. And this is Blaine. Blaine meet Miss Holly Holiday, best substitute in the world. Miss Holiday, meet Blaine, my boyfriend."

Well, Nija assasian, I hope this met your expectations… I hope you all like it, let me know what you think about it, and don't forget to tell me what you want to see. REVIEW! See you tomorrow!