Hey poke-peepz! It's the best time of the day…time to update Sally's ah-maze-ing Pokemon fanfiction! YAY!

We left off at a crucial part of the story where Sally caught her first Poke-a-man and Cheren mysteriously disappeared (which has absolutely nothing to do with Sally's catching her first Pokemon, just so you know). So here's chappie 4! Enjoy! *heart*

Sally's Epic Poke-Adventure by mrsEdwoodcolongrl

Chapter Four: Whoop-de-DON'T

Sally and Bianca are walking through the tough, hazardous Route One (well actually Bianca is walking through it while Sally is getting a pig-back ride from her). "Hurry up Bianca!" Sally shouts coolly at her total loser BFF, "My coach purse is almost out of style!"

Bianca falls over in fatigue, causing Sally to jump off of her back and groan. She glances down at her fashion less BFF and taps her foot in annoyance. "Come on!" Sally calls out impatiently, "You've been down there for five seconds. Do you want me to become the world's greatest Poke-Master or not?"

Bianca groans before slowly lifting herself off of the dirty, so-last-season ground. She perks up when she notices a sign just behind Sally's beautiful figure.

"Hey Accumala Town!" Bianca exclaims, racing over to the sign, "We actually made it to the first town! Can you believe it Sally?"

"Psh, well I can't believe you made it," Sally says, sexily flipping her gorgeous hair back. "Now let's hurry up and go to the first gym. My badge case looks devastatingly empty."

Bianca turns to Sally confused, "Wait, how did you already get a badge case? I thought they didn't give them out until after you defeat the first gym!"

"Uh, well they made an exception just for marvelous viewers like me," Sally states, placing her head over the name 'Cheren' that it written under the 'This Case Belongs To' sticker on back of the case. "So, on we go!"

Sally races into Accumala Town (after tripping Bianca so she wouldn't beat her there) and begins to look around. Bianca walks up behind her, holding her left hip in pain, "Alright, nobody move until I find the Coach store!" Sally states frantically looking around the skunk-smelled town.

"Oh man, I think I broke my hip," Bianca states still clinging onto her side.

Sally rolls her eyes, "Anything to get attention. Honestly, some people are just giant attention hogs, hogging the spotlight from us regular people...and the fabulous Sally Hawkins."

"Hey, what's going on over there?" Bianca asks pointing to a crowd of people that are NOT adoring Sally like they should be thank-you-very-much.

Sally stomps her fashionable Poke-cleats, "I don't know. But they better get over here and adore me before I get ANGRY!"

Bianca and Sally walk into the mob of people, because Sally says giving into peer pressure is always the way to go kids.

"And that is why Pokemon and humans should stay separated and never come in contact with each other again!" some evil guy dressed in a terribly ugly silver suit says as he bangs his hands on the bulbasaur-shaped podium. "Now, are there any questions?"

Sally raises her hot hand that won 'cutest hand of the year' twenty-seven years in a row. "Yes, I was wondering where the Coach purse store is, and why are you so ugly?" Sally asks, completely interrupting the person that is trying to ask a question behind her. She elbows him in the ribs.

The evil-looking guy turns and glares to the crowd, "This rally is over," he bangs his fists on the podium. A puff of black smoke appears as he disappears from the area.

"Psh, what a weirdo," Sally states to Bianca who is now shivering in fear, "Oh come on blondie, it wasn't that scary. Cheren's face is ten million times scarier than that." Sally pops a mint that she stole from a five year old child into her mouth and fluffs her ahmazeing hair one more, completely unaware of the super hot guy that was heading straight towards them. (Well actually just towards Sally, because no one would want to talk to her loser BFF at ALL).

"Hello," the green haired dude says hotly to Sally, "My name is N and I'm evil."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh," Sally replies, completely tuning him out as she finishes putting on her fifth coat of make-up, "That is so interesting," Sally closes her pocket mirror and shoves it into Bianca's stupid looking hat before looking up at N, "Hey! You're that guy that I gave that top secret package to!" Sally looks around him, "So where's L, M, O and P?"

"Look girly I didn't really come here to chit-chat, so can you like give your Pokemon now?" N asks, extending his arms out to take them.

Sally giggles all cutely and stuff, as she starts to play around with her hot, sexy hair, "Anything for you, evil villain of the Unova Region."

"Sally!" Bianca whispers loudly next to her, her annoying hot dog breath getting all over Sally's new blouse, "Are you sure this is a good idea? We don't even know this guy!"

"Psh, I know," Sally states like a princess, "That's why I'm going to give him your Pokemon and Cheren's Pokemon first, like DUH!"

N taps his foot impatiently, "So yeah, are you going to give me the Pokemon or not?"

Sally beams as she takes the three pokeballs out of her pocket and places them into N's hands. He then places the Pokeballs into a burlap sack that has the word 'stolen' sewed on it. "Thanks kid," he responds as lightning strikes the sky, "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

Sally nudges Bianca in the side, "See dorkzilla? I told you we had nothing to worry about! He's totally a nice guy! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"BWAHAHA!"

"HAHAHAHA!" Sally laughs evily again, wrinkling her nose at the cuteness of her spewing evil laughter word vomit with her new boyfriend. "Hey! That reminds me!"

Sally reaches over to N and starts poking his shoulder, he stops laughing evilly and looks at her, "Uh, could you like not do that?"

Sally stomps her cleats, "But how is everyone supposed to know that I have a boyfriend if I don't do that? I've already posted four thousand pictures of us making kissy faces on pokebook this morning and hey-!" Sally reaches down in her Coach purse and pulls out another pokeball, "I guess I must've missed one. Here you go cupcake!"

Sally tosses the pokeball to N; it completely misses his hands and falls to the floor, the cute Sally-red part of it pushing against the hard dirt ground. "Well that's embarrassing," Sally states, "What kind of person can't catch a pokeball?"

N glares at Sally as he leans down and picks up the pokeball. He accidentally presses the white button on the side of the it, releasing the Pokemon that is trapped within.

"Oh thank goodness!" Cheren states as he watches his skin color change back to normal, "I thought I was going to be stuck in there by this maniac forever!"

"Cheren!" Sally snaps at the newly-freed nerdy guy, "Don't interrupt my hot, sexy boyfriend!"

Cheren turns and points to N, "You mean the main antagonist of this Pokemon adventure?" Sally nods sexily, "But he wasn't even talking!"

"Psh, but he was about to," Sally states, her white teeth shining like the sun, "Come on Cheren, you're just jealous because you wish you were as sensitive and honest as him."

Cheren stops to give her a glare, crossing his arms, "He's stealing your purse."

"WHAT?" Sally exclaims coolly, determined and crap, "Nobody steals Sally Hawkins purse and gets away with it!" Sally giggles cutely, "I love how he plays hard to get."

Cheren and Bianca exchange weird glances before turning back to the strange girl with some serious issues that they were forced to travel with; Cheren raises his eyebrow, "So, are you going to try to catch him or not?"

Sally stops rolling around on the ground hotly and hops up, knocking over Bianca in the process. "Oh right-I'm COMING COACHIE!" Sally screams as she races into Route two after N, knocking down many women, elderly people in wheelchairs and small children in the process.

Cheren groans and takes out his cell phone. "Hello writer? I was wondering if I could get paid for this," he pauses to listen, "Uh-huh, uh-huh," he hangs up the cell phone in frustration, "DARN IT!"

Sally races back over to her two loser BFFs completely covered in dirt from head to toe. "Hey guys, I know I only look half as amazing as I usually do but the important thing is my Coach purse is still in PERFECT condition!" Sally beams as she holds up her gleaming brown and tan swirl patterned coach purse like that cheesey scene in the Lion King where that monkey dude holds up the baby Simba looking-thing that Sally totally wrote, not that Walt Disney dude.

Bianca smiles exposing her ugly yellow crooked-corn teeth, "Did you happen to get our belongings as well?"

"Psh, no!" Sally replies as she takes out a pokeball from inside of her purse, "What is Sally, a miracle worker? Besides, the important thing is-Cheren return!"

"What?" Cheren says as Sally aims the pokeball at him, causing him to turn red and be sucked back into the pokeball for the second time.

Sally dusts her hands of, "Well, what's done is done, onto the next poke-route!"

Bianca shrugs as she follows behind the most awesome person in the whole poke-world.

Isn't she so poke-lucky?

Eww! Poke-no!

Author's Note:

Wow! Wasn't that a Sally-rific chapter? Sally thought so and she is only the best poke-master ever!

So there you peepz have it, chappie four of Sally's PokeAdventure. Who knows what will happen next? I guess you all will just have to read, fave, alert & review to find out!

Until next time,

XOXOXOXOX

SaL-GaL