Chapter Four
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Sango left the group behind to find a place to release her bladder. She wandered away, making sure the perverse monk was not following behind. Once she found a suitable place, she relieved herself of the pressure on her lower belly.
A soft mew sound cut through the silence, causing the slayer to jerk her under garments up quickly. She sighed when she realized it was only Kirara. She straightened herself out and bent to pick her companion up. Stroking the soft fur of the two-tail, Sango spoke, "You are just so soft!"
"Do you know where I can get some rice balls?" Kirara asked to her master, "I have got the munchies real bad."
Sango squealed loudly and tossed the cat from her arms. She quickly wielded Hiraikotsu and held it high above her head. "What have you done with Kirara, Demon?" she demanded.
Kirara only turned her head in a curious manner toward her master. She quickly pounced out of the way as Sango's boomerang came crashing down toward her. She looked up to see that it was coming for her again, and quickly began to run the other way.
Miroku came running toward Sango in answer to her squeal. He saw that the slayer was setting chase to their furry friend and ran after them both. "Sango!" he hollered, "What are you doing?"
"This is not Kirara!" Sango yelled back to the monk.
Giving only a nod, he too, set chase to the two-tail.
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Miroku and Sango set back to back, panting and trying to catch their breath. Kirara had ran far away and out of sight, causing the two to give up on the chase.
"Are you sure that was not Kirara?" Miroku asked.
"She spoke to me," Sango said.
Miroku waited a few moments as if he was running the words over slowly in his mind. He began to laugh, pressing a hand to his forehead and holding his stomach. "I think we are under some kind of spell."
Sango rose an eyebrow at the laughing monk. "What do you mean?"
As his laughter subsided, Miroku answered, "Either we are in a funny dream, or those brownies had something inside them"
It was the slayer's turn to laugh. "You mean that Kagome's mother has drugged us?"
Miroku nodded and joined in on Sango's laughing.
"I hope Kirara hasn't gone too far," Sango said over bits of laughter, "She is going to be so mad."
Miroku nodded and allowed his hand to slide down to Sango's lower back, and finally to her butt. He caressed it, smiling happily as he laughed.
Sango stopped laughing for a moment as a blush spread over her cheeks. She looked behind her to see the monk's hand on her butt, and then turned back and started laughing again, pushing the monk aside. "You are so crazy!"
Author's Note: What? Sango did not just let Miroku do that without punishment! xD
I know, another short chapter. Next one is probably the one you have been waiting for. Inuyasha's and Kagome's adventure!
See you soon!