"…yama-san. Tsukiyama-san, c'mon, it's time to get up."
Kaneki grabbed onto his shoulder, refraining from shaking him for the fear of hurting him any further.
He wasn't moving.
"…Shuu?"
His injuries couldn't have been that bad, right? He… he knew he lost some control, but he was sure it couldn't have hurt Tsukiyama to this extent. He should've been mostly healed by now! Maybe, maybe he just needed some food.
But weren't they out at the moment? When was the next shipment due anyways? Frantically looking around for what to do, he grimaced at the idea coming to mind. He better appreciate this.
Kaneki rolled his right sleeve up, slashed his wrist with his newly summoned kagune, and slowly moved it above Tsukiyama's pale lips. He hoped the smell would be enough to wake him up.
A tongue slowly snaked its way out, eager to taste the blood, but right before he could…
BAM
In came Kanae bursting through the walls, kagune extended out before retreating to wrap elegantly around his navy shirt.
"SHUU-SAMA DON'T DO IT"
Kaneki stared, wondering why there were two Tsukiyamas in the room. Wait, no this one was younger…
"…Are you Tsukiyama-san's kid?"
Kanae looked at him in revulsion. Then, he proceeded to walk towards Tsukiyama's weak body and lift him from the bed. "Master, I cannot let you stay here any longer. I love you. Let's go home," Kanae stared lovingly into Tsukiyama's newly opened eyes.
"Karren," He breathed out, brushing his hand against his servant's cheek.
"UH"
The two turned to look at Kaneki.
"Tsukiyama-san, what about me?" Kaneki pouted, looking up with doe eyes and leaning forward, making sure to expose his clavicle.
"He doesn't want trash like you. Besides, I'm hotter, right?"
"Um,"
"What the fuck did you just say?" Kaneki glared daggers at Kanae, rising with kagune up in the air.
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about it," He replied pleasantly.
"Come say it to my face, you fuck. Or are you not enough of a man?" the half-breed smirked, knowing he struck a nerve. Kanae looked like he was about to burst.
"FURUTA-SAN NOW"
And just then, construction beams fell through the roof and crushed Kaneki.
Furuta popped his head through the hole in the ceiling, to which Kanae gave a thumbs up to and Furuta smiled.
"Wh-what…?" Tsukiyama uttered, trying to comprehend what had happened.
"Don't worry honey, we can live happily ever after now."
And then Kanae leaned down and finally kissed Tsukiyama, and they had a hot, steamy sesh for awhile before the servant pulled away and grinned cheekily.
Tsukiyama was stunned, but he smiled too and decided to just go with it.
"Fuck it, let's go home."
Kanae nodded, then jumped through the hole in the ceiling and ran off into the sunset, carrying Tsukiyama bridal-style the whole way.
"Hey Banjou, did you hear anything?" Sante was flipping through a magazine when he was pretty sure he heard some sort of explosion, and paused to look up at their leader.
"Huh? Nah it's probably just Kaneki-san bashing Tsukiyama's brains in again," He replied, flipping through the channels on the T.V.
"Oh. All right."
AN: Listen guys, I'm sorry for like not updating in like 50 years and this probably isn't what you wanted but- I just- Ishida-sensei killed me and I can't take it anymore my heart is dead. I was going to eventually add in the quinx squad somewhere down the road BUT NOPE THAT IDEA GOT SHOT DOWN someone cry with me