AUTHOR'S NOTE!~

DISCLAIMER: I do not own OHSHC or any of its characters. Just what I made them do 3

And I have ten periods in my school day so if that's weird to you… then… tough luck… I almost wrote lick…

Darkbutterfly88- Thank you for the translation! I haven't taken French yet so I wouldn't know… and yeah… never written in my life so I'm glad you like it!

ShimmeringWintery-chan- Thank you for the tip I appreciate it! …I also have only an eighth grade English education so… And thanks for the ideas! I'll try to use them as soon as possible… but cheer practice currently rules my life right now so it might take a while!

I was reading my last chappie and it was at the part where Hika was fucking Kaoru and it said 'Kaoru had a random outburst' and I flap my arms and legs a lot and go "SKITTLES!" (which I do not own so… don't sue me for raping the rainbow :))) )

IMPORTANT: For clarification purposes, whenever I write something in all caps, that typically means they are being more assertive or firm or… stern…? Whoever is saying that usually is not YELLING as apposed to saying more persuasive, aggressive, etc. Sorry for any confusion or unwanted OOC! IM SORRY!~

This chapter has quite a bit of OOC Kaoru because I, personally, like being the dominant one every once in a while… take that Hika…

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY INDENTATIONS ARE UN…INDENTATING?

Hikaru P.O.V.

Ugh. I can't believe it's still tenth period. Today feels like it will never end. I just wanna go home and take a nice nap with Kaoru. Or really anything with Kaoru. He has that kind of soothing power that I never understood, but whenever I'm with him I always feel wonderful. And that wasn't meant to sound really cheesy, honest.

I mean just look at him. It's like he's a walking god. His hair is the perfect shade of red and his eyes are like a pool of gold. And the way he says my name…

Shit! Why does my…'little friend'… always pick the worst times to… get excited? Dangit… and the teacher won't let me go to the bathroom cause class is almost over. MAN! Okay, only five minutes left in the day, YOU CAN DO THIS HIKARU! ...maybe…

I swear this is going to be the longest five minutes in my entire life! Why does Kaoru have to have a different tenth period class than me? Damn our varying interests! We're twins for crying out loud, aren't we supposed to be the same? But, I suppose if Kaoru was the same as me, I wouldn't love him as much.

Ahhh (this is a happy sigh not a pleasured moan)… Kaoru… NO HIKARU! Stop it, you're going to make this problem much worse than it already is! OH I KNOW!

I nonchalantly took my phone out of my pocket and started typing.

Kaoru! We have a problem. :(

About a second later:

You're not about to die are you? It better be important enough as to text me in the middle of my favorite class.

I'm not about to die, but it is very important. My pants are… a bit tight if you catch my drift…

HIKA! Is that why you like chemistry so much? Because it makes you hard?

WHAT? NO! That's nasty, I was just…

…I get it now… :)))

MEANIE. You have to help me!

NEVER! Mwahahahahahaaa... five minutes, then you get to see me! I bet you're excited! ;)

You're so mean! Screw you!

I'm sure you'd like to, Hika, but please, try to restrain yourself. :)

WHATEVER.

I put my phone away and painstakingly stared at the clock. Texting Kaoru managed to blow off three minutes, but it didn't help my situation at all! How am I supposed to leave class with a tent in my pants? THIS SUCKS! Just a little bit more…

*RINGGG*

Now how am I gonna…

"HIKA! Are you okay? I heard you got kicked in the balls in P.E. today and had to shove a bag of frozen peas down your pants!"

I guess that's his way of covering for me?

"What the-"

"Shhh. It's okay Hikaru, I know it hurts."

Kaoru winked at me. I gave him the death glare. Thanks to that there is now a bunch of people walking up to me and staring at my crotch as if it's the most normal thing to do. Talk about awkward. Like, 'Hey everybody! Hikaru has a bulge in his pants; let's go see how big it really is!'

Thanks, Kaoru. Love you, too.

"Um… yeah, hurts like no other… um, I think we should go home now…"
"Yeah, come on Hika."

I got up and hastily pulled Kaoru out of the classroom with me. We walked evasively down the hallway so nobody would see me and eventually made it to the car. The minute we got in the limo, I practically flipped out on Kaoru, but it's Kaoru so… it wasn't very mean like it would be if Tono had said that.

"Kicked in the balls? Had to shove a bag of peas down my pants? Did you have to announce that to everyone?"

"Well if I didn't announce it to everyone, how would they know why you had- and still have, might I add-a bulge in your pants? And you have to admit, that was a pretty good excuse."

"Yeah, a good excuse to use for toying with Tono, not for your own brother! Because of that, everybody walked up and stared at my crotch! AND it didn't help matters at all."

"I see that."

"So? What are you going to do about it?" I smirked, playfully. This entire time, Kaoru had a very calm expression on his face.

"Oh! I had the driver buy this for you on his way here."

Kaoru reached into a bag that I just noticed was there, and pulled out a magazine. As he handed to me I caught a glimpse of the cover. I wasn't really excited about paper as apposed to human, but once I saw it, I was even less interested.

"And what am I supposed to do with a porno magazine about twincest exactly?"

"Jack off. What else, silly?"

"You… expect me… to use a magazine to jack off… when I have YOU… right in front of me?"

"Now Hika, what kind of society would this be if twins were allowed to fuck each other openly?"

"A wonderful one."

I leaned in and started passionately kissing Kao-chan's neck. He closed his eyes and leaned his head back against the wall of the limo.

"Mmm, yes it would."

Then the driver rolled down the privacy wall (?) and cleared his throat awkwardly.

"Young Masters, we have arrived at the Hitachiin house… would you like to get out?"

"Yes, please."

Kaoru and his cute politeness got out of the car with the magazine shoved in his bag and reached out a hand to help me out. I took it gratefully and stepped out the car. Hopefully none of the maids, let alone our parents, are at home or at the door so they don't see my 'problem' and get the awkward explanation from Kaoru. That would be the end of my life right there. As we walked up to the door and pushed it open, there, thankfully, were no maids present. I ran to our room, Kaoru walking calmly behind me. When we got upstairs I sat on the bed and decided to look at the magazine since Kaoru wasn't helping me too greatly. That's when I noticed a few yellow and pink tabs on some of the pages. Kaoru saw me curiously looking at them and ran and tried to rip the magazine out of my hand, but I was too fast. I flipped to the first tab and looked at the page. I smirked.

"Kaoruuu, why is there a picture of two twin kitty cats fucking each other?"

"Um… they got… horny…?"

"Did YOU get horny when you saw it and that's why you put a tab on it? Or do you wanna buy these costumes and use them with me?"

"…you…"

I smiled at the thought of my brother thinking of me while reading a porno mag, and went on the internet on my iPhone quickly. I went to the website and ordered it for Kaoru. Getting back to matters, I don't even know how I did it, but, there was still a tent in my pants. I should get an award for longest hard-on maintained. Let's get to business. I went to the bathroom for a few minutes to get some 'necessities' and make sure I'm all good. When I came back, Kaoru was lying on the bed- where I wanted him to be- but he was asleep.

"Thanks…"

No matter how disappointed I might be in this situation, the absolutely adorable twin lying dutifully on his side of the bed was, at least, some consolation. I gingerly* scooped him up and slid him under the covers. After doing so, I slid in myself. If I can't fuck him, might as well get as much as I can.

XxXxXxXxXxXx

I woke up to an empty feeling in the pit of my stomach. When I opened my eyes, Kaoru was not in my arms. Sadness… As my eyes started to adjust to the darkness, it was now about eight o'clock, I saw there was a light coming from under the bathroom door. I got up and slowly walked to the source of the light. I peeked in through the crack and saw Kaoru fixing something on the top of his head. He seemed to be wrapping up with what he was doing because he nodded to himself. Since I didn't want to get found out, I quickly ran back to the bed and pretended to be asleep. I heard Kaoru walk out of the bathroom and slowly creep up to the bed. The bed rustled and I immediately opened my eyes to see what he was doing. The moment my eyes laid on him, my breath hitched in my throat. Kaoru was wearing the tightest shorts I've probably ever seen in my life, a purple and dark pink off-the-shoulder sweater*, and on the top of his head… purple CAT EARS. OH. GOD. My brother is so FUCKING. HOT.* He noticed that I was staring at him and crawled up to me. Literally, he crawled. And then he did the best thing ever. He purred. He PURRED!

"Hikaru. Have a nice nap?"

I said nothing as Kaoru continued crawling towards me. I was hard. THE SKILL. He knew and I swear he started crawling slower. I could see the blatantly obvious smirk on his face, as he finally straddled me. Kaoru's lips crashed into mine in a demanding kiss. Our tongues met in a battle of dominance and, obviously, I won. But he didn't care. He kissed me all the same. And when he pulled away, there was a string of saliva connecting our mouths for a split second. Since I took my shirt off before I went to bed, he could easily lick down my chest and circle around one of my nipples. The hand that was not occupied with removing my boxers wandered its way to my other nipple and started to circle it. I let out a quiet moan and he licked a little faster. It felt so amazing, I swear if Kaoru wanted to be a masseuse when he grows up he wouldn't have any trouble finding a place to accept him. Kaoru's nimble fingers would rub tantalizingly slow yet hard, then he would go light and fast. It was so contradicting, yet amazingly pleasuring!

When I seemed satisfied, which I always will be, he licked down my stomach to my belly-button. Before I could even think, he shoved my dick in his mouth and gave a hard suck.

"AH!"

Kaoru chuckled, which only added to my pleasure because of the vibrations it sent down my dick. I was so close to coming, just from all the sexual tension I've had throughout the day, when Kaoru stopped. He literally stood up and got off the bed, even.

"Nyehhh… what was that for?"

"Well Hika, I wanna get something as well. I'm not an angel sent from above to pleasure you and nobody else."

"Far from it. Now why are you all the way over there and not right here?"

"Just be patient, my love."

And now I'm glad I had that one ounce of patience left because the next thing Kaoru did was very slowly lift his shirt over his head. He then tucked the tip of his thumbs under the waistband of his pants and very gently stared nudging their way down. VERY gently. It was quite the show, let me tell you. Once his tiny little spandex shorts were off, he slowly walked over to me. Kaoru climbed over me and took my lips in a passionate kiss that was so demanding he might as well just have eaten me whole. He slowly but surely made his way back down to where he was and gave my manhood I small lick from bottom up just to give me a little enjoyment. The second I turned my head to reach into the nightstand and get out the lube, I felt him completely impale himself on top off me, catching me way off guard.

"FUCK!"

"Heehee, Hika, did I surprise you a little there?"

I didn't get a chance to answer, because he started to lift himself up and down. Slowly, he picked up the pace until we had a steady, comfortable rhythm. Eventually we started picking up the pace even more, as I started to stroke his dick as well. Within moments of the both of us shouting out cries of pleasure, we both came onto each other in one way or another. After a couple minutes of riding it out, we collapsed, Kaoru on top of me in a nice, albeit sticky, embrace.

"Hmmm… I love you, Hika"

"I love you, too, my little neko."

And those were the last words before we both dozed off, happily dreaming about each other.

3

*FIN!*

* THAT'S A VOCAB WORD! Plaudits for me! (another vocab word! I'm on a roll!)

*When I say sweater, I'm talking about those shirts that were (I don't know if they still are) popular that have like a really wide neck and sometimes are only down to the belly and you wear a cami underneath or whatever and are really cute… don't know if that helped…

*That's right Hika… (my Hika not the anime one ((sebastiansTHINGY)) ) You've finally realized my sex appeal *wink wink*

I also probably cut the woohoo a little too short, but I felt that I was rambling really bad and I didn't want it to get, like, BAD. So I added just enough but not too much. Hopefully the next one will be better.

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