Miyuki: I'm sad.

Hinata: Why?

Miyuki: Because I forgot to mention that the only reason I was able to add chapters and stories was because of the wise guidance of Narutogirl101.

Naruto: Is that it?

Miyuki: 'Tis not a light matter! This would not be here if not for her awesomeness!

Neji: 'Tis?

Hanabi: Don't you dare get me caught. Or I will hunt you down and murder you in your sleep.

Miyuki: … Good thing this is virtual, because you seem like the type to do that.

Brett: Miyuki doesn't own Naruto, or the characters. Support the official release! Although this is also awesome!

Miyuki: You can tell when he's having a good day...

Hinata came out through the bushes. "What are you guys doing? Were you spying on me?" she didn't sound happy. 'Damn.' Everyone knew Hinata hated being spied on. She wouldn't get angry, but she would be much worse to you. I f she caught you, she'd avoid you like the plague, or shoot sad looks your way. It was like someone who's trying to be nice, even though she's unhappy with you. If it's Hinata, it makes anyone sad to see her like that.

"W-we weren't spying, we came to give you your lunch!" I stuttered. Thank you Neji, for bringing that lunch. I handed her the wrapped box. "Plus, me and Neji were going to train here too. Right Neji?" I looked to him for back up.

"Leave me out of this." I anger pulsed, and made a mental note to hurt him later.

"Well, anyways we made Oshiruko and Zenzai. So enjoy." I handed her the wrapped box. She opened it, just to check if it was really the reason we came. I crossed my fingers for her to buy it.

"It really is-"

"Oshiruko!" She was abruptly cut off by an orange flash pouncing on the food. Turns out it was Naruto. He was crouched down happily slurping up Hinata's lunch. "Mm. Awesome!"

I walked over and karate chopped his head. "What are you doing? That was my backu- I mean... Hinata's lunch."

"How was I supposed to know that?" He said in a really annoying whiny voice.

"Um, you didn't make it, you pack it, you didn't forget it then have it re-given to you by your little sister, and you certainly weren't holding it when some fool in an orange and black tracksuit pounced on it." I retorted, holding up a finger for each reason. "Enough?"

"I-it's okay. I like zenzai better anyways." Hinata tried make everyone happy. Again. I sighed. How did onee-chan end up with no self-confidence? Oh yeah. That stuck-up jerk we call father wore it all down. What a f***er he is. Whatever.

"Okay then." I ripped the other lunch box from Neji's hands and gave it to her. She gladly opened it and said Itadakimasu. She started eating, and I walk over to Neji. I looked him in the eyes, then punched his arm. Hard.

"What was that for." Did this guy never loose his cool?

"That," I replied, "was for not backing me up."

"...When?"

"You have amnesia or something? 'Leave me out of this.'" I imitated, "Idiot."

Our argument was cut short by the most annoying presence on Earth. "Ne, Hinata, you've got a little something there." He pointed somewhere beside his mouth.

"Here?" onne-chan brushed her lower cheek.

"No, here." Naruto swiped away a chunk of bean paste. Hinata blushed madly. 'Okay. He must be colour blind. How can he not notice how red she is?' I thought, wondering if this guy was really good enough for Hinata.

Neji spoke loudly, causing everyone to jump a little. Idiot. He ruined a perfectly good moment. "Well, Hanabi-sama and we should start training now. See ya, Hinata-sama, Naruto." he walked off into the trees.

"Since when was Neji there?" asked Baka-san. (Miyuki: You've come up with all kinds of insults for him, haven't you. Hanabi: That's my specialty!)

"You didn't see him?" Hinata asked, hand covering a mouth of bean paste.

My comment was much ruder. "Are you half blind? Anyone with any sense would see him."

"Yah. I guess white is pretty vibrant, and I guess that's also not very efficient on missions..." He trailed off. Does he have ADD? Or maybe ADHD.

"You should talk, mister bright-orange-jumpsuit." I love my talent for insulting people.

"Please don't fight!" Hinata sounded unhappy. Poor Hinata.

"Okay, onee-chan." I brightly smiled at her. She smiled back. Then, Neji came out of nowhere and grabbed my hand. 'Whoa! Where did you COME from?' I thought, subconsciously calculating all possible ways he could of dropped down from the sky.

"Come on. We're training, remember?" He said as he practically dragged me away. When we got to a clearing, he let go of me. "Okay, this place is booby-trapped, be careful." and he walked away... What did he mean, booby-trapped? Well whatever.

I took a step away from the direction he went in. A huge log swinging like a pendulum swung for my stomach. I swerved to the side, but I could feel the wind coming from the log on ropes. Then a bunch of kunai flew from behind, aimed for my head. I silently ducked to avoid contact with the points, but triggered another trap. A huge net fell from somewhere, and I rolled away at full speed. Wow. I'm so happy for fast reflexes. I felt a small trembling beneath me. It couldn't be...the ground collapsed, and I grabbed on to the side of the hole. I quickly climbed out of the gape in the ground, just in time to set off yet ANOTHER trap. A spear had set course for my abdomen. Adrenaline was pulsing through my veins. My thoughts raced faster then speed of light 'WhatdoIdo? WhatdoIdo?' and just before I got skewered like a shish-kah-bob, I jumped over the deadly weapon, doing a front flip. And in my rage, I called out to the world "What the hell kind of sick and twisted training mountain is this?" An that set off yet another-SHOCKER- booby trap. This time it was some guy with scissors for hands who had sprung out of a tree... really? I squated, and when scissor-hands was right over me, I hit him in the heart with my gentle-fist. He flew up in the sky and became a small star fading in the distance. (Miyuki: We're blasting off again! Lol.) Okay, I really need to monitor their progress now.

I dodged snare after snare, and finally found a trap free place to observe from. After checking 50 times, I gingerly sat down. Activating my byakugan, I looked over the soon-to-be love birds.

And I did the only thing I could do for what I saw. I gasped.

Miyuki: Yay!

Hanabi: At least I didn't get caught... again. By the way, was that Edward Scissorhands?

Miyuki: Um, yes. See, my brother loves horror movie serial killers, and isn't he one of them?

Edward Scissorhands: …

Naruto: When did he get here? *gestures to Edward*

Hanabi: Yet another person you didn't see. What is wrong with you?

Edward: …

Neji: …What did you see.

Hinata: Um, please don't encourage spoilers!

Naruto: Oh, there's Neji!

Hanabi: *face palm* I'm surprised you didn't miss Hinata-chan.

Naruto: Of course I wouldn't, because-

Miyuki: NO SPOILERS, DAMMIT! You heard Hinata!