The Most Beautiful Things Happen To Us.
Rain: I can't make Itachi creepy enough with his pregnancy! He isn't as emotional as I want him to be.
Itachi: ...I'm a male actor! What do you expect me to do!?
Rain: -sobs- WORK WITH ME!
Nolena: Rain-san!!!!! Stop crying! Itachi stop making the authoress sad!
Itachi: But I'm a male!!!!!!!!
Nolena: You're supposed to be perfect!
Kisame: -eating sushi- you guys need to chill.
Itachi: I CANT WORK WITH HIM AS MY HUSBAND!
Rain: -wah-
Nolena: -screams- WE NEED HELP HERE!
Rain: -sniffle- I'm doing this for no money! Why can't they cooperate!
Itachi: -scoffs- I'm not getting paid either...you just locked me up in your closet!
Kisame: -sighs- I don't mind, as long as I get sushi. -bites into another piece-
Nolena: I was made to serve you deary...
Rain: -hugs Nolena- I know I love you the most!
Nolena: -smirks and sticks tongue out at Itachi-
Itachi: -death glare- NO WAY SHE IS GOING TO BE FAVORED OVER ME!
Kisame: -chuckles- Jealous much?
Itachi: NO!
Rain: ...-goes back to keyboard and begins typing-
Itachi: ...-sighs- I'll go get the preg-pillow...-walks off-
Kisame: -prances off to the Kitchen-
Nolena: ...Wait for me Itachi!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Runs after-
Note: The first major time jump is in this chapter.
Note 2: During pregnancy is kind of boring so…I'm not going to do more than 1 or 2 chapters at the most of that. Or I'll add a plot twist I don't know…This is the 4th time of rewriting this chapter so shut up.
Note 3: I'm soooooo sorry! Especially to the people who were like…OMG RAIN! ARE YOU OK!? YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER! I love you people thank you –smiles-
Chapter FOUR: Of Stomach Pains and Heart Pains
(-5 months into the pregnancy. -)
Kisame watched as his dark lover disappeared into the bathroom for the second time that morning. After two weeks of this routine he'd become used to it, now knowing it was best not to be near his lover as he "spilled his guts out" into the porcelain bowl. Personally, the man would rather not be decapitated.
The sex god had become…irritable. The first two weeks into the pregnancy had been normal, and then one morning he just woke up late. First thing out of his mouth was that he wanted pickles, he doesn't like pickles. After shoving Kisame repeatedly to wake him up, he made him go get some pickles to eat. It would have been fine with Kisame if that were the only time it happened, but of course it happened more often. He wanted everything from fruit to chocolate and pizza with chocolate on it.
The blue man had learned to keep the house stocked with all types of food for his lover, in case he wanted something at random. Which was all the time.
When he asked Tsunade and Arian about these uncontrollable cravings, both said it was normal…just a little early. When he asked when Itachi would start showing, they told him about 2.5-4 months in. It's now 5 months and it looks like he swallowed an oversized watermelon.
Itachi is already starting show, he used to wear a size 22 pant, and now her wears a 36. At first he was pissed off, thinking he gained weight from not being allowed to train, and then he was overjoyed at the fact he was showing signs of pregnancy. He didn't really realize that most pregnancies at 5 months don't show as much as he did.
"Kiiiiissssssssaaaaaaaaaaammeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"
Nolena just then walks through the door and begins slipping off her shoes, only to be grabbed at the shoulders by Kisame.
"AH! What!?"
"Itachi has been driving me nuts for the past week! You take care of him! I can't stand the PMS!"
She stares at him and smirks.
"He's your wife, if you two are going to have kids then you will have to-"
"I don't care! You've been out with fricken Arashi for the past week because he said so and I haven't slept for over a bloody week!"
The smirk on her face grew wider and she patted his head.
"Well guess what, when you have the kid or god forbid Kids as in multiples, you will wish you had the pregnant mother over the brats. It's terrifying but amazing for the first 8 months like the first year if it's more than one."
Kisame suddenly begins crying, clinging to the smaller woman.
"I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!"
She begins laughing and pats his back.
"Don't worry I'll help you out…now I'll go take care of Itachi…you go take a nap."
…
"Kisame?"
…
"Oh dear…" carefully Nolena picks up Kisame and lays him on the couch and heads to where the desperate howls of Itachi were coming from. Hoping that he would just stop whining.
(-3 days later-)
As the three members of the house it down for breakfast, they all note the slight tension in the air.
Today is the day Itachi is to be tested to discover the gender of the children he is going to have. Kisame wanted a boy, but Itachi wanted a little girl to raise.
As they sip their tea, and eat their breakfast, each household member mentally counts down the seconds until Arian arrives.
Each creak of the house, and ever door that opened jolted them into thinking the Guardian had arrived, but all knowing it was their imagination.
When Itachi's wolf companion bounded into the house at noon everyone became excited for no reason.
"Chikara…where have you been boy?" Itachi stroked the large animal's fur affectionately. A tingling sensation in his head arose as his pet sent the mental message to him; informing him that he'd been off on a mission with Inuzuka clan, to the Water Country.
"Ah, did it go well?" the sensation arose again. "Good."
Just then the front door swings open and a tall, black haired woman walks through.
"Ok I am here! Let's get to work quickly please." Immediately Arian begins her ritual of mental preparation. "Ok. Itachi, come here and lay on the couch."
He obeys, a bit nervous of the outcome and jumps when an ice-cold hand is placed on his bulging and now bare stomach. Arian's hand was glowing a bright yellow, and her eyes were closed in concentration, as she magically studied the Uchiha's belly.
A few minutes later she removes her hand and stands up straight and smiles.
"Congratulations you are going to have a baby boy-"
Kisame and Itachi smile happily and Nolena bites her lip trying not to laugh.
"-and two baby girls!"
Itachi gapes at Arian as does Kisame. Nolena claps.
"T-triplets!?"
"Yes, isn't it great boys? You're going to be proud parents!" Nolena smiled and began giggling.
"I wanted one! Not three!" Itachi screamed.
"You're fault for drinking too much of the potion."
"Screw you!"
"That's why you're pregnant."
"AH! SHUT UP!"
Nolena and Arian shared a look, before leaving the room in attempt to make dinner.
-
"ANIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!" A short, black haired…girl runs into the house and right into Itachi's arms, hugging him. "I heard the good news!"
"Sasu-Saki! Who told you?
Nolena told Arashi, who told Tsunade, who told Naruto, who told me. Then I rushed all the way here to see you to make sure nobody was lying!"
"Well they are not. I'm having three children, a boy and two girls."
Saki squeals and hugs her brother again.
"Will you name one after me!?"
"…No…"
"Aw! Please." She then pouts and plays with the hem of her mini-skirt and draws circles on the ground with her 4-inch heel "bitch-boots".
"Nope…are you staying for dinner? Nolena-kun and Arian-san are cooking tonight."
"Sure! I'd love too."
Just then a 6-foot blonde boy crashes through the door panting heavily, before walking in and hanging onto Saki dramatically.
"Naruto! You are so slow!"
"S-shut up Saki. So, is it true?"
Everyone looks at Itachi's stomach and then Saki smacks his head.
"And you're our future Hokage!?"
"ITAI! Nuuuuuuu, Saaaaaaaaakiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! Ow!"
"My gawd you are a whiny baby, why do I submit to you!?"
"Because my dick is huge."
There was a silence of Itachi staring at his baby…sister and her boyfriend. Kisame, looked up from his newspaper to stare and then Arian and Nolena stick their heads out from the kitchen.
"…Shut up Naruto."
"I bet that's why you agreed to wear a skirt."
"Shut up."
"Or else I'd be bending over-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP NARUTO!"
"Eep?"
Saki huged her boyfriend and kissed his cheek.
"Good boy. We'll play later."
Naruto all of sudden became docile and held her gently, nuzzling her hair. All the while Saki was smirking widely.
"I see you got him trained, Otouto."
"Correct, but when I am in a skirt, it is Imouto!"
"Shut up."
(-6 months into the pregnancy-)
"I hate your cloths…"
"Hm?"
"They are so ugly."
"Um…sorry?"
"I wished you didn't like blue so much!"
"S-sorry???"
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE PREGNANT? NOLENA!!!"
"WHAT!!!?"
"I HATE KISAME'S CLOTHS! GO GET ME SOME!"
Suddenly the silver-haired woman appears in the bedroom, spying Kisame still in bed dressed in only thin boxers as he lays on top of the sheets (which is a major drool factor mind you) and the pregnant Uchiha-Hoshigaki trying on said man's huge cloths.
"Do you ever stop-"
"NO! NOW GO!"
"If you keep disre-" suddenly she is barraged by a dozen kunai and backs away raising her hands in fright, her eyes wide.
"Now go you brat!"
"JERK!" she runs out of the room crying.
"Itachi-koi…you shouldn't have done that."
"Are you here to tell me what to do!? NO! Now shut up and deal!" He begins to become teary eyed as he slides to the floor. "I'm the one who has to carry your children and dress in your ugly cloths!" then he begins sobbing. "I hate you both!"
Kisame sighs and covers his face with his hands, feeling annoyed at his husband. 'Why?'
(-With Nolena-)
Nolena walks slowly down the dirt road into the village, with her hands folded behind her back. Dried tears on her cheeks and a few more fresh tears join them. She stares at her feet as they kick little rocks out of the way. She doesn't pay attention to the young man walking several meters behind her. Then he walks up beside her, placing a hand on her shoulder.
"Young Miss, you ok?"
She looks at him carefully, and notes that he seems familiar. She then nods.
"But you're crying Young Miss."
He has shiny black hair, that reaches mid back and soft onyx eyes that have a warm glow in them. He has pale skin that warms her shoulder by the touch and he was a bit taller than her but not much. His long sleeved Nin shirt seemed too big for his body, but his Chuunin vest fit snuggly, no village headband was visible. The pants and sandals he wore also complimented the rest of his outfit. Though his accent told different, this man was anything but Japanese.
"I-I'm fine. Thank you for asking."
"Would you care to tell me what's wrong?"
"Oh it's just my friend, he's pregnant and the PMS is now turned on to me, I'm just- I'm sorry I shouldn't be telling you this, I don't even know you."
He smiles warmly and bows slightly.
"Forgive me Young Miss, my name is Kira, Glaciyan. I am of the New Sound Country." He stood up again.
It clicked in her mind.
"Wait…I know you. You're of the Celtic World."
"H-how do you know of the Celestials?" He backs away slightly, unsure of what to do.
"I used to be part of them."
"Miss Nolena? You're the Goddess of Demons and Judgment?"
"I was, until I screwed up." She looks to the side and sighs heavily and looks back to see him kneeling on one knee before her with his head bowed.
"Miss Nolena, it is an honor to meet you. You were my inspiration for a very long time."
"Please do not bow, I do not deserve the respect."
Hesitantly he stands up again and smiles.
"But you do, you were one of the greatest five hundred years back. You deserve to honored for your accomplishments." He bows at the waist again then stands up.
"My banishment says different…Thank you for listening to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go buy some maternity cloths."
As she begins to walk away she notes the eyes on her back.
"May I accompany you?"
She stops walking and turns back to look at him firmly, then nods.
-
In a maternity store, Nolena and her new friend following respectfully.
"Kira-san, what are you doing so far from home?" He shifts the bags in his hands that he insisted on carrying.
"I thought you might ask, I am training under the Royal God Armmonal Harth. He wishes for me to become his successor in the next five thousand years as a Royal God. You know of him, no?"
"Yes, of course."
"Miss Nolena?"
"Yes Kira-san?"
"Why did you choose the Kyuubi to succeed you?"
Nolena turned to look at him, before going to the next row of cute maternity dresses.
"He is the only one fit for the job, and as far as I know, he's done far better than I. I'm supposed to meet with him in about a month."
"M-might I accompany you? For experience?"
"Hai…ok we have enough clothing, let's leave."
"Yes Miss Nolena." His eyes glimmour curiously as he follows behind her, his mouth curved in an unknown emotion.
-
Nolena walked up the stairs of the Uchiha-Hoshigaki home, carrying the bags of maternity cloths, because she sent the young man away after he helped her into the house.
"He was interesting at least…" She goes to the bedroom, knocks on the door, puts the bags on the ground and walks away. The door opens as she heads down the long hallway and hears a rustle of bags as they are dragged into the room. A faint "thank you" is heard and then the quiet closing of the door is heard.
(-5pm Dinner-)
Kisame feels as if he can't breath as he shifts his eyes between his housemates, over his bowl of rice. He places a chopstick full of rice in his mouth, chewing slowly and continues to observe the angry tension between his lover and friend.
Nolena finishes the meal that he had made, and picks up her dishes, washes them and silently leaves the room.
Shortly after, Itachi finishes and places his dishes in the sink before leaving through the opposite door.
Kisame sets his dish on the table and sighs heavily. Each time these two fight, something bad happens and he'd rather not risk the babies' lives at the moment. He'd better talk with the girl first, she is more agreeable.
He knocks on the door to Nolena's room and then opens the door to see her laying on the floor reading a scroll, and walks in sitting before her.
"Do you want to talk?"
"Nope."
"But you're fighting with him again."
"We'll get over it, because we always do, but usually he doesn't threaten my life. It'll be over by tomorrow, dinner time at the latest."
"He's just PMSing." He presses further.
"I know, but I still cherish my health."
Carefully she rolls the scroll a bit to get to new information and scans the words slowly, then raises a hand to rub her temple, making a face of discomfort. Kisame sighs again.
"Are you alright?"
"Yes, just a headache."
"Ok."
"Now please leave."
"He doesn't hate you but I'm going to need you when the triplets are born."
"So it's not about Itachi, it's about what you want right? You're going to need my help with the babies because Itachi is going to demand your help and you have no idea what you're doing. So you are trying to get me to stop fighting with Itachi because you think it will effect what I do with your children? Well guess what, I was going to help no matter what, but I think you should take a bloody class on parenting."
Even though she was angry with the blue haired man, she was calm and quiet when speaking.
"Nolena-san-"
"Please leave, you're swordsmanship class will be here momentarily."
He makes a sound of disdain and leaves the room unhappily, heading to his dojo.
The silver-haired girl watched his back sadly and went back to her reading, and tries to ignore the growing discomfort of the headache.
(-Later that night-)
A soft knock on the door alerted Itachi that his presence was requested. Carefully he climbed off his soft bed and he opened the door to see no one and blinks confused, and then looks down the hall to see it empty.
His spouse was in the middle of swordsmanship session and Nolena and him were arguing so she wouldn't be there. So he closed the door and turned go back to his bed, only to spy a stranger sitting on the edge of his bed.
"Good Evening, Itachi-kun."
-
Kisame walks down the second floor hallway, in a pair of blue boxers and a towel, which he is ruffling in his hair to dry the blue tresses. He opens the door and walks in to see the bedroom empty. The bed is mussed and the mattress partly on the floor and the curtains on the floor, the window wide open.
"I-Itachi-koi?"
He looked around the room and found no trace of his black haired beauty, but dragged fingernail marks on the windowsill. Then he saw a glitter of light and moved the fallen curtains, finding the black and red crystal Itachi always wore, on the floor, the silver chain it hangs from broken by force.
"No…" He dashed out of the room to Nolena's and slammed open the door"Nolena! Itachi is-… Nolena? Where are you?"
He looked around the room and found no one, then began to search the other rooms in the house even though he did not sense any chakra. Each room was empty, except for the living room, where Chikara was laying on the floor passed out in an unnatural position.
The worst thing he could possibly imagine had happened; his lover and friend had been kidnapped and he had no idea, why, or by who.
It was just one of those times where you'd break down and try to find them yourself, if you had a clue. Only, there was no way Kisame would know, because if Itachi or Nolena even, had a problem with some, or something, they'd tell him. This must mean no one knew who it was, and it was just a random act. But still, it is a heinous crime against morality, to steal away another being forcefully. When Kisame gets a hold of who ever dared cross his path, they are going to pay, dearly.
-§TBC§-
Rain: You like?
Itachi: Yes, I do, and our kidnapper is fricken unusual, it's hilarious!
Kisame: Itachi laughing… that's a riot. Hm…
Nolena: Yea about this…why on earth am I gone too?
Rain: Plot twist…We had a fucked up part in the first story, might as well in this one?
Nolena: I guess…why three kids though?
Itachi: Yea…The pillow you gave me wasn't big enough so I had Sasuke hide under my shirt.
Rain: -stares- I can't believe I created you, I obsess over you, and I marvel at you.
N, I, K: -smiles innocently.
Rain: -sighs and dangles diamonds in the air- If you want 'em say it.
N, I, K: -all sigh- PLEASE REVIEW, IT TAKES 60 SECONDS. –Attacks the diamonds as they are thrown-