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Dream 4: Aladdin's World of Romance

A cheesy announcer voice (which belonged to the Genie) said, "Once upon a time, there was a sexy dude, named Aladdin, who was married to the once faithful Princess Jasmine. Crushed by her ways, Aladdin spent many sleepless nights. When Jasmine fell into the arms of a royal guard, Aladdin decided to find love they way so many people do now! WITH A REALITY TV SHOW!"

Aladdin appeared in a tux and his hair was gelled back and had a cheesy smile plastered on his face. They were filming this in the Cave of Wonders. Lined up ready to meet Aladdin were Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, Mulan, Megara, Tiana, Aurora, and Pocahontas. "Welcome to Aladdin's World of Romance!!" the genie greeted.

Aladdin walked up to every girl and asked, "Will you stay in my whole new world of love?"

Most of the girls said yes. When he got to Aurora, she felt like she was melting. "Will you stay in my whole new world of love?" he asked.

Aurora pounced on him and wildly kissed him. "I guess that means yes!" Genie interrupted.

"Yep! I'm in!"

"Get your hands off my man!" snapped Pocahontas.

"He's not yours he's mine!" snapped Meg.

"NO! He's mine!" yelled Belle.

"Oh hell no! He's mine bitches!" Tiana snapped, "He looks like Naveen! Which makes him mine!"

Pretty soon chaos broke lose! The Princesses were fighting, punching, and kicking. So far, Mulan was wining the battle. She didn't expect though that Tiana was going to pie her in the face. Ariel was watching and laughing and Cinderella was trying to clean up the mess. "Girls! Please!" begged Aladdin.

The girls stopped fighting. "Thank you!"

"It's Aurora's fault!"

"Yeah she started it!"

"Kick her out!"

"I didn't do anything! Pocahontas started it by saying that you were her man!"

Pocahontas glared at Aurora. "Bitch!" she yelled.

"Turtle breath!"

"Chicken feet!"

"Donkey waffle head!"

"GIRLS!"

The genie stepped inbetween them. "I'm here just for the tv," admitted Belle.

"Yeah me too!" Cinderella and Ariel whispered.

"But I thought you wanted my love!"

"Nope! We're all married, well, except for Aurora!"

"I'm engaged!" Aurora admitted.

"To who?" asked the Genie.

"Some guy named Phillip."

Aladdin looked crushed. "Wait!" shouted someone.

It was Jasmine! "I love you Aladdin! Let's stay together!"

"Nope! I pick Tiana!"

Tiana giggled as she and Aladdin hopped onto carpet and flew away. The other princesses glared at Aurora. "You're fault!" they screamed as they chased after her.