Chapter 4 Dealing with the messy stuff

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EPOV (One month and one week later)

Fuck. I have to deal with this today. It's driving me insane.

And fuck me with a corn cob I have to ask Alice for help because Rosalie just insisted that she had to fly to New York for something like shopping or shit. "Besides," she'd told me, "Alice knows her better than I do and would be a bigger help to you."

Bullshit. I think it's just her way of forcing me to deal with the pestering little pixie better known as Alice.

"Angela, did you set up my meeting with Alice already?" I called to her through the intercom.

"Yes, Edward, you've confirmed with me twice already. Do you need me to change something?" Angela asked.

"Fuck no. Just checking that she hasn't saved my sanity and canceled." I grunted.

She just laughed and hung up on me. Angela was no Bella but she'd been trained well and didn't put up with my bullshit, either. Bella had made sure of that.

God, I missed my Bella. I missed all the little parts of Bella, too. She'd been gone for two days to a sales conference in Denver.

Let me tell you, phone sex and skype sex just is not the same. I needed my Bella.

There was a knock on my door just as I was about to call Bella for the third time this morning, "Come in."

Jasper walked in the door. "Good Morning, Edward. How you doin' with Bella out of town?" He eyed me humorously.

"Horribly. Did you hear back from the attorney?" I asked as he took a seat in front of my desk.

"Yep, the restraining order is in place and the cease and desist order has been served." He replied with a hint of satisfaction.

"How about the lien?" I rebutted. "Did you get the bank to place the lien on the business accounts?"

"Sure did. They went into effect at midnight last night. I'm surprised that we haven't heard a word from her this morning since I'm sure she'll have found out about it by now." Jasper's eyebrow shot up as he looked at me for confirmation.

"I haven't heard a word from her or anyone at the company." I sighed, thankful that I wasn't having to deal with more shit this morning. I simply do not know if I could have handled it.

"You are particularly crabby this morning, what the fuck else is going on with you, Edward? And why are you insisting on having lunch with my fiancee?" Again, Jasper smirked and gave me that cocked up eyebrow.

"Well, my Bella is out of town, so I thought I might as well take it out my anger on Alice, while I could, free from retribution." I joked at him.

"Fuck you, Edward." He chuckled. "You and Alice are going to have to work this out. I don't want you standing up in my wedding scowling at my bride to be the whole time." He was highly amused with the bickering between Alice and I. Although misplaced, as he assumed it was some jealousy type quirk between us.

"Jasper, I can definitely reassure you that I am NOT jealous of Alice. I simply find her to be an annoying little fairy. That's all." I smugly replied with a scowl. "And it doesn't help that she attempts to cock-block me at every chance she gets."

He let out a loud belly laugh, "Edward, if you weren't trying to hump Bella every five minutes it wouldn't seem necessary to cock-block you all the time. Besides, normal people do not fuck in their place of business two to three times a day, well, unless they are hookers." He continued laughing.

"Oh really? You don't fuck Alice across the conference table when the mood strikes you? And she doesn't suck you off in the service elevator?" I quipped back at him.

He threw his hands up in defense of my attack. "Fine, Edward. You got me." He laughed again, then his face got a weird serious-like look on his face. "But really, why are you taking Alice to lunch?"

"I need her help with purchasing something for Bella." There, I said it. I was going to have to ask that little fucking Tinkerbell for her help.

Dammit. That shit just made my blood boil. And worst of all, Bella wasn't here to help me.

My cell chimed at me.

Baby, calm down. Whatever it is, I'll fix it when I get home tonight. I love you and miss you beyond reason.

How she knew, I didn't know. But she always knew when I needed her.

My facial expression or body tension must have eased because Jasper spoke up, "Bella?" He pointed to my phone.

"Yes. She's so fucking perfect for me, Jazz." I sighed feeling a little mushy at my statement.

He chuckled and slapped his hands down on his thighs before he stood up, "That she is my friend. That she truly is. How she puts up with you, I'll never know. But I thank the God and the stars every day that she does. You are so much more bearable to be around with her by your side." With that he turned, winked and left my office.

I sighed, knowing that he spoke the truth.

A few hours later there was another knock on my door. "Come in," I replied.

There was the breeze of cockiness that floated into my office alerting me to Alice's presence.

"I don't have all day, Edward, so whatever it is you need me for, let's it get it done." Her annoying high-pitched voice filled my ears.

I grunted, instantly regretting, again, my decision to ask her for help. "Alice, please try and turn down the bitchiness." I stood up and walked towards the door. "We don't have a lot of time, so let's just go." I opened the door and waited for her to walk through it.

"Fine. Where exactly are we going?" She asked as we waited for the elevator.

"I'd rather not say out loud. You'll see soon enough." My voice was hard and monotone. I just wanted to get this over with, without to much of her input or advice.

"Well, it must be pretty huge if you are asking me to assist you. What? You couldn't wait a measly six hours for Bella's return?" She giggled and punched my arm.

"Alice." I whined as we stepped into the elevator.

"Seriously, Edward. When are you going to drop this whole annoyed little bickering act you insist on keeping up? I mean, really, it's getting old, even for me."Alice flicked her wrist and waved a hand around.

"When you stop annoying me and cock-blocking me every chance you get, then I'll attempt to stop being such a dick to you." I honestly replied.

"Truce?" Alice stuck out her hand.

"Sure." I said and shook her hand. "Now, what we're about to do has to stay a top secret. I'm not even sure that I want you telling Jasper what we're doing." I stared down at her, quirked my bitchbrow and waited for her to concede to my demand.

"Edward, I'm not going to lie to Jasper. Besides, you still haven't told me what the fuck we're doing?" She said as we exited the elevator and made our way to my car.

"We're going to look at rings for Bella." There, I said it and got in the car. I sighed and put my forehead on the steering wheel because she just stood outside the car.

I stepped back out of the car. "Are you going to get in the car?"

"Um, really Edward? You are going to propose?" Alice asked me with a softness in her voice that I'd never heard before.

"Yes." I softened, too.

She squealed and jumped up and down in the most girly and annoying way possible. "I knew it...I told Bella, I just knew it." She started yapping and finally got in the car.

"So you need me to help with the ring?" She asked and continued to clap her little hands. Who knew something so tiny could make so much fucking noise.

"Well, kind of. I want to have one made completely from scratch. I have a design in mind but wanted to get your input, as you know Bella's taste." I hung my head and conceded.

Four hour later I paced around my office. Bella's plane was due to land in the next two hours and I was itching to touch her.

My whole body was vibrating with an infinite need for her.

I closed up my office having accomplished only one thing of importance today.

"Good night, Angela. Go home early tonight. I'm sure Ben will appreciate seeing you before the sun sets." I watched the shock fall across her face before a radiant smile broke out.

"Good night to you too, Edward. Tell Bella, I'm glad she's home!" She spoke giddily.

I got off the elevator a few minutes later and made my way to my car only to find a note taped to the windshield.

I will destroy you and that ugly bitch of yours, too.

That note could only have been left by one person. Tanya.

Fuck. I will not allow her to ruin Bella's homecoming.

I pulled out my phone and called Jasper. "That bitch left a note on my motherfucking car. She threatened me and Bella. Get her arrested, NOW!" I yelled at him.

"Fuck, Edward. Let me get a hold of Jenks. See what he can do. Where are you?" Jasper demanded.

"In the fucking parking garage. Call Emmett and have the security team go through all the tapes so we can catch this bitch once and for all." I barked at him.

"I'm on it, Edward. Calm down. Go pick up your girl. I'll take care of it." Jasper tried to reassure me.

Fuck! I'm so sick of this nasty bitch getting in the way of my life.

I peeled out of the parking garage and drove straight to the airport. I needed Bella and I needed her now.

BPOV

I couldn't wait to get off this plane and back to my Edward. I know these past seventy-two hours had been horrendous for him. Angela had texted me almost as much as Edward had. She tried her best to keep up with him, and she did a fantastic job but unfortunately, she wasn't me. Poor girl was a saint for sticking with it, though.

"Good evening folks, we're starting our descent now. Please buckle up and we'll have you on the ground in no time." The captain spoke overhead.

I sighed, full of relief. I think I'd missed Edward just as much as he'd missed me. I needed to feel his body wrapped around mine. Good thing I'd thought to have Jane clear my schedule for tomorrow, as I knew we wouldn't be leaving, the now completely renovated, apartment.

We were having a house warming party on Friday night to show everyone all the changes and to host our first joint dinner party for the friends and family. I was so excited as my parents were flying in for the event, too.

I felt the planes landing gear start to hit the ground, I hated this part of flying. But it also meant that I was minutes away from my man. I flipped open my phone and noticed that I had a number of texts and missed calls. I sighed, he was in a bad way.

The flight attendants opened the over head hatches and I stood up to grab my bags. I was more than anxious to get off this plane.

My phone chimed with a text.

Are you here yet? I need you. Please tell me you are here.

I smiled and typed my reply.

Just a few minutes away, baby. Waiting to get off the plane.

I made my way off the plane and tried to walk at a normal pace down the runway ramp. Until I spotted him, then I broke out into a little faster trot, which wasn't easy in these heels.

He was standing behind the glass portion of the security wall, both hands up on the glass, anxiously awaiting me. Gah, this man loved me...I felt it in the twinkle of his eye when he looked at me with even glass between us.

I quickly got through the security gate and immediately felt his arms wrap around me, swinging me around. His nose was buried in my hair as he sucked in my scent and his body folded around me.

"Fuck, I missed you baby girl." He put me down and put both hands on the sides of my face giving me a kiss that weakened my knees.

We heard the murmurs of the people crowded around us and pulled back. "I missed you too, love." I said as I moved a strand of hair out of his eyes.

"Take me home, Edward." I said, put my hand in his and started to lead him out of the airport.

"Finally, home." He said with a deep sigh. He wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me into his side while his outside hand grabbed my inside hand and held it. "I've fucking missed you worse than you can imagine."

I giggled, "I gather you are in need of some heavy Anger Management?"

"Damn straight. We might not make it out of the airport parking lot." He remarked.

We continued to walk through the concrete building before I found myself pushed up against a wall in a corner dimly lit. "I need to taste you, now, Isabella. You better not have anything on underneath that skirt that you want to keep." His voice was low and full of authority.

"Here, Edward?" I looked around, we weren't really out in the open, but we also weren't really hidden from anyone walking by.

"Yes, here. Now. Wrap those long ass legs around my shoulders." He demanded as he dropped to his knees, pushed my skirt all the way up before his other hand made it's way to cup my wet mound.

"Fuck, so wet already." He grunted, lifted my legs and spread me wide. His nose skimmed my inner thigh. "Smells like heaven." Edward's voice almost sounded desperate before I looked down to see him swipe his tongue through my slit.

I hissed and laid my head back as he took my swollen clit between his teeth. "Ohhhh gaaahhhhhddd," I don't know how the words escaped me between the gasps for breath I was taking.

"Fuck, you taste delectable." He said before he plunged his tongue deep into me. I felt him licking and sucking. I felt his tongue swirl around, retract and lick in a swirl again.

He added a finger and went back to sucking and biting on Pearl. Fuck, I loved his mouth on me and coupled with his long, winding fingers, I was done for.

"Fuck, Edwaaaaardddddd..." I moaned, trying to keep my voice low but failing miserably.

He licked me dry and left me a quivering mess. He slowly pulled my legs off his shoulders, holding me up as he stood and pined me to the wall. "You were a mess, I had to clean you up." Edward's voice was full of mischief.

"Really? Well, I think you've got a leak happening as well. Let's get you the fuck home for a few lessons, shall we?" I asked as the coherent thoughts finally returned to my head.

"Fuck yes, I need some serious treatment." He replied and pulled me towards the car. His voice was heavy and dripping with desire.

Once we got home, his body was insatiable. He fucked me from behind over the kitchen counter. I sucked him off in the shower. We christened the deck with a back door plunging before I tied him to the bed and fucked him hard, reverse cowgirl style.

We fell asleep around dawn, completely sated and exhausted.

EPOV

I woke up with the sun peaking through the window casting a radiant glow around the most beautiful creature ever to have lived, wrapped my in arms.

I felt peaceful.

And then fucking phone had to ring.

Fuck!

A/n: Big things are in store for our smutty duo...thanks for sticking with me...and continuing to read and review...

This chapter was a bit different, so let me know if you loved or hated it;)

Tootles til Monday...or if you are lucky, Sunday night!

Kyla