Princess Peach Toadstool farted so loudly, her thunderous tuba toot shook the entire castle, much to the dismay of the mushroom residents within Peach's Castle. Princess Peach farting was always a common occurrence within the castle, and the entire Mushroom Kingdom as well, with everyone forced to deal with it as Peach's farts served as the wake up call for the entire castle every single morning.
"Ahhh... nothing like making a big poopy in my stinky diaper before getting into my regular clothing!" Peach admitted, wearing her pajamas as they appeared poofier than normal due to her always wearing a diaper before going to bed, so that she would always be able to go to the bathroom without needing to wake herself up. Pulling the pajamas off, she headed into the bathroom with her stinky diaper, taking it off and taking a shower as she placed on a pair of pink bloomers with pink hearts on them, letting loose a bassy butt burp as she sighed of relief, placing on her regular dress as she brushed her long blonde hair to its traditional look. "Ahh, now I'm ready for the rest of the day!"
"Princess!" Toadsworth grumbled as he stormed into Peach's room, which was the highest point in the entire castle as he shook his head. "Must you make your rear window so powerful? We do have to appear out best when we wake up!"
"Well excuse me-" Peach stated as she belted out another brassy deep pitched poot, giggling. "-literally, but anyway, I'm full of gas! Even when I try not to fart, and why would I ever want to do that-" She scoffed and farted simultaneously. "-Even with that, there's always a bunch of farts rolling in my tummy, just waiting to get out!"
"Well try and keep them down. I was having a good dream." Toad remarked as he glared at the flatulent princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Yeah, Princess Toadstool, not all of us like you farting every time." Captain Toad added as he was packing things in his backpack.
"You really gotta keep your body balanced, you know?" Toadette innocently remarked while brushing her pink pigtails.
Peach wasn't having this, so she began to let out a cacophony of farts, causing the castle to smell awful and shake as everyone inside scream, with Toadsworth groaning as the gas filled night mare that was Peach Toadstool refused to end.
Meanwhile, outside of the stinky castle, Dry Bowser watched from the distance with a pair of binoculars while riding inside Petey Piranha's pouch, the two bosses of the Mario universe glancing at each other.
"Does she ever not fart?" Dry Bowser dryly noted on a dull note.
"Nope. Farting just makes her peachy!" Petey remarked as he pulled out a bunch of peaces from his mouth, gobbling up the fruit as Dry Bowser just shook his head.