Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM!
Truth or Dare with Insane and The IZ Cast
Chapter 4: Insane is happy
The curtains open and the cameras turn on once again as Insane poofs onto stage along with the Iz cast and a newly revived Tak.
"Well we have some interesting dares and truths so lets get started" said Insane smiling as the cast shuddered a little.
"Okay first we have Invaderzimdibfan" said Insane as she read the review.
"Zim you have to go Watch Charlie the unicorn" read Insane from the dare.
Zim muttered irken curses before getting up and walking into another room after 6 hours he returned twitching a little.
"so how was it" asked Insane.
"NEVER AGAIN I WILL NOT WATCH THAT HORRIBLE STUFF NO ZIM'S ALMIGHTY EYES HURT" yelled Zim as everyone covered their ears.
"okay just SIT DOWN ALREADY" Yelled Insane.
Zim grumbled before sitting back down in his seat dib snickered only to be hit by gaz.
"Dib you have to Drink this serum that turns you Irken for the rest of the chapter and Invaderzibdibfan thinks you'd look cute as an Irken" Said Insane handing dib the serum.
"Drink it or suffer my wrath" warned Insane.
Dib paled remembering the Nny incident and quickly drunk the serum.
Dib then fell to the floor twitching as his DNA changed to Irken his skin changed from it's normal colour to a pale green his eyes changed to irken eyes they were the colour of honey,his clothes remained the same but he had a blue pak on his back. his glasses fell off him.
Dib blinked getting up and looking round the room.
"Sit back down Dib" said Insane as Dib sat back down again.
"oh this next one is for me which reads Insane: Kill the evil demon that is Keef." Read Insane.
Insane smiled an evil smile before laughing evilly and walking outside to were keef was in an already bloody stump.
"guess what keef" said Insane sickly sweet.
Keef not knowing what horror was about to happen said "what friend".
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" Yelled Insane before lunging at keef sharp claws extended.
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"AHH MY EYES" screamed keef.
"AHH MY SPINE, HEY THAT DOESN'T GO THERE AHH NOO" screamed keef.
"NO THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY STOP AHH" screamed keef
"DIE DIE DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF MEAT" Yelled Insane
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Insane walks back into the building holding keef's bloody eyeless head covered in blood.
"HE'S DEAD HE'S FINALLY DEAD" Insane yelled in victory
Everyone in the room paled some people in the audience threw up others fainted some cheered.
Insane put keef's head in a jar and placed it in a safe.
Insane then reads the next dare and pales. "Keef: Come back then eat dynamite and blow up yay." read Insane
Insane sighs and brings keef back only to have him eat dynamite and blow up.
"I Hope that waste of meat is burning in hell" said Insane
"Tallests: Be in da Hunger Games!" read Insane.
"I don't remember the hunger games very well at all I don't think I've seen it" said Insane.
unfortunately due to the Hosts lack of knowledge with the hunger games the tallest are free from this one dare.
"I'm sorry Invaderzibdibfan I have no knowledge of hunger games any more" said Insane
"right now the truths" said Insane
"Zim Do you like explosions? WE'RE ON A BRIDGE CHARLIE!" asked/read Insane.
"Zim likes explosions and what is this bridge of charlie you speak of human" said Zim
"Dib Your head isn't big! and Why was there ham in your pocket" read/asked Insane
"finnally someone who realises my head ins't big and I honestly have no idea why there was ham in my pocket" said Dib
"Tak Do you like Dib? (If you do I'll have to kill you 'cause my OC likes him)" read/asked Insane.
"No I don't like the dib human" said Tak
"hmm there's more here"
"Insane: The thingie of power lets you explode heads..." read Insane.
"ohh I get to make peoples head explode neat" beamed Insane.
"Dib: ANOTHER CUPCAKE FOR YOU!" read Insane as she handed Dib the cupcake.
"Tak: You get this magic thing that lets you summon Wobbly Headed Bob. Don't ask why I gave it to you, because I don't know." read insane handing tak the magic thing.
"Well that's all from Invaderzimdibfan,now onto the next review which is from random" said Insane.
"Zim you have to kill tak with this rusty spoon" said Insane handing Zim the rusty spoon.
Zim tried to kill tak but failed.
"eh well you tried" said Insane as Zim walked back to his chair.
"Dib you have to run around with this taco as gir attacks you" said Insane as she handed dib the taco and gir attacked him chasing him screaming "TACO".
"right now to the truths" said Insane.
"Dib: why is your head so incredibly huge really you should get it checked out" asked/read Insane.
"MY HEAD IS NOT BIG" yelled Dib who was still being chased by Gir.
"he's in denial" muttered insane
"Zim: why are you so awesome" asked/read Insane.
"I am awesome" said Zim happily.
"Tallest red and purple: why are you so stupid?" asked/read Insane.
"Were not stupid" both tallest said together.
"okay then" said Insane
"Okay now it's crazynonsenseyay again" said Insane reading the review.
"Zim: What is your name?" read/asked Insane
"eh I AM ZIM" yelled Zim
"Dib Do you watch Phineas and Ferb? Doop." read/asked Insane.
"uh no" said Dib
"GIR: Does food taste different when you're human? I wouldn't know, 'cause I'm an evil force of forceful evil." read/asked Insane
"Keef: I like to eat creepy humans like you. Can I eat you?" read Insane.
"Unfortunately Keef is Dead someone killed him.. mainly me cause he was a creep" said Insane.
"Zim: CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WIND MAKING AND HEAR MY WISDOM! I HAVE SUPER DUPER RASH!" read Insane.
"ZIM WILL DO NO SUCH THING" yelled ZIm.
"I honestly have no clue what they are on about BE MORE CLEARER NEXT TIME" said Insane
"Dib Have a cheese demon cake pie! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!" read Insane giving dib the cheese demon cake pie.
"eat it or suffer" said Insane,dib paled and ate the pie twitching.
"Keef Die a horrible death by spooky ghost poison. Wiggle wiggle wiggle!" read Insane.
"KEEF IS DEAD FOOL HE'S NOT COMING BACK" yelled insane.
"Insane You get a narschlob! Do with it as you wish!" read Insane
"I don't know what this is but whatever" said Insane putting whatever it is in a jar
"well that's all of them" said Insane the cast cheered.
"REMEMBER TO BE CLEAR ABOUT YOUR TRUTHS AND DARES AND DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY IF I FIND A DARE OR TRUTH THAT IS EITHER NOT UNDERSTANDABLE I WILL NOT POST IT IN THE CHAPTER UNDERSTAND HUMANS" Yelled Insane in a demoniacally scary voice before the lights flickered out insane poofed away as the curtains closed and the cameras turned off.