The Colony
Music: It's raining somewhere else (Undertale)
(Sans was walking towards a large door that was locked from the other side, and started to knock on it)
Sans: Knock knock.
?: who's there?
Sans: amish
?: Amish who?
Sans: huh, you don't sound like a shoe.
(The woman on the other side started laughing)
?: It's good to hear from you again, how have you been?
(Sans started to sound a little more depressed than usual)
Sans: i've been better.
?: Oh, are you alright? I felt a lot of shaking coming from outside earlier, did something happen?
Sans: well, we were dealing with a human that was attacking our home. thankfully no one died so that's a plus, but the captain of the royal guard is missing now.
?: A human?
Sans: yeah, it's the one they keep calling it the destroyer. zoc, the ant wizard said he was working on a potion to stop it, but I don't know what the potion is going to do.
?: Hmm. Did anything else happen?
Sans: we did hear another human call it "peanut". which probably makes sense because the destroyer is probably "nuts" (drum joke noise)
?: (giggles) I'm pretty sure that's just a nickname his mother calls him.
Sans: (chuckles) yeah, but everyone else is starting to call him that now.
(For a little while Sans and ? told each other more jokes until she asked Sans for a favor.)
?: Sans?
Sans: yeah?
?: Can you do something for me?
Sans: um, sure. what is it?
?: I was wondering if you could ask them about that potion, just to make sure it isn't too dangerous.
Sans: well ok, but can you tell me why?
?: It's...complicated.
Sans: don't worry, you can tell me later when i get back.
?: Goodbye Sans.
(Sans left the door to see Zoc but was encountered by Alphys)
Alphys: u-um h-hi Sans.
Sans: oh, hey alphys what's up?
Alphys: w-well, I was looking for Zoc, h-have you seen him?. I w-wanted to see how he was doing on his experiment.
Sans: huh, i was actually about to go see him too. i wanted to know what type of potion he was making.
Alphys: Really? D-do you mind if I come with you?
Sans: nope, i won't mind. in fact i even know a shortcut.
(Before they could continue, Papyrus appeared out of nowhere)
Papyrus: SANS! WHERE WERE YOU!? I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
Sans: oh, hey bro. we were just about to go ask Zoc about his potion.
Papyrus: REALLY? CAN I COME TOO?
Sans: sure bro.
(As Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys made their way to Zoc's lab, they could hear his voice from a distance.)
Zoc: I Zoc, call upon the elements: the wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. Lend me your awesome power and transform my potion, clackteel!
(Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys then saw a very small spark followed by the sound of what a woopy cushion would make if it was sat on.)
Sans: (chuckle)
Zoc: Craznocks! You...ugh Rock! Curse upon your children!
Hova: I don't think rocks have children.
(Zoc suddenly threw the fire crystal on the ground causing it to shatter)
Zoc: It won't now.
(Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys arrived at the lab)
Sans: sup zoc?
Zoc: Sans? What are you three doing here?
Papyrus: WE CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE WORKING ON. I HOPE WE WEREN'T INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
Zoc: sigh I'm just having some difficulty making the potion.
Alphys: Difficulty? W-what kind of difficulty?
Zoc: Well the potion is supposed to change color, and it's not changing color!
(Zoc then grabbed two other fire crystals to try again)
Zoc: I call upon the elements: wind, rain, ect. Transform my potion and Clackteel!
(Zoc once again tried hitting the crystals together but only created a small spark followed by the same noise it made before. Zoc then just became more frustrated and started retrying repeatedly)
Zoc: Clackteel! Clackteel! Clack-clackety-Clack!
Hova: Maybe your pronouncing it wrong.
Zoc: How could I pronounce it wrong? I made it up.
Sans: don't worry, just try putting more "backbone" into it.
Papyrus: SANS! THAT WAS MY JOKE!
Sans: sorry paps, i've been having a "skull splitting" headache so i couldn't think of anything else "humerus" today.
(Hova and Alphys started chuckling at Sanses puns)
Papyrus: SANS WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS!?
Sans: cause i love you.
Papyrus: sigh WELL, I CANT ARGUE WITH THAT.
Zoc: Silence!
(Everyone stopped talking)
Zoc: Look I'm not sure if any of you have been paying attention, but we were almost squished today. Right now, the entire colony is in shambles and I am so close at creating the solution to the "human" problem, and all your doing is telling jokes that are keeping me from continuing my work.
Sans: well, to be fair you haven't really told us about what the potion is supposed to do and all your doing to try to make the potion work is by hitting two red rocks together to somehow make it "change color".
Zoc: They're called Fire Crystals and I need them to get this done as soon as possible because we don't know when the Destroyer could attack us again!
(Before anyone could say anything else, Undyne showed up unexpectedly. She was covered in bruises, and dents around her armor.)
Undyne: It's not just the Destroyer anymore.
Papyrus: UNDYNE! YOUR BACK! OH I WAS SO WORRIED!
Alphys: Undyne T-Thank goodness! What happened!?
Undyne: I was in the human's nest.
Zoc: What!? That place is forbidden! What were you doing there!?
Undyne: Some of the scouts were there looking for food, but they were attacked. I was able to save most of them but...two of them didn't make it.
Zoc: (groans) Like I said, The Destroyer could attack us again at any moment-
Undyne: It wasn't The Destroyer this time.
(Zoc looked at Undyne in confusion)
Zoc: Wait, what?
Undyne: It was another human that attacked them. And there's more, when I told the council about this, they told me that other scouts have been disappearing for months whenever they were sent on a mission to look for food.
Alphys: Undyne, y-you don't mean-
Undyne: We don't have just one human problem, we have two.
(Zoc was almost in shock after hearing this new information, once he was able to process what he heard he then started speaking in a more serious tone.)
Zoc: What are they calling this human?
Undyne: The Interferer.
Zoc: Is there anything else we need to know?
Undyne: The head council wanted me to ask if you had a solution to this.
(There was only one solution Zoc could think of)
Zoc: Fight back! We must to stop them!
Undyne: HECK YEAH!
Hova: But thousands of us would needlessly die! What if we just...y'know talk with the humans.
Papyrus: WOWIE! THATS A PERFECT IDEA! IF WE SHOW THE HUMANS HOW TO BE FRIENDS WITH US, THEY CAN-
(Before Papyrus could finish Zoc interrupted him while speaking in sarcasm)
Zoc: (sarcastic voice) Oh what a great idea "well hello Destroyer, gee you look kind of tired why don't you rest your enormous feet on my girlfriend".
Hova: Okay okay, y'know sometimes your a real stink bug you know that?
Papyrus: ANT WIZARD, IM SURE WE CAN BE FRIENDS WITH THEM IF WE-
Sans: paps, he's not gonna listen. he's too upset.
Papyrus: Sigh ALRIGHT BROTHER, LETS GO.
(Sans and Papyrus leave Zoc's lab)
Alphys: G-Guys, fighting a human in this state w-would be impossible. Let alone t-two.
Zoc: A wizard knows no such word.
(Right when Zoc finished that sentence he crushed one of the fire crystals in his hand.)
To Be Continued.