A/N: And I'm back! Sorry for the delay. I had a sudden bout of writer's block. I wish I could say that that was something new lol. It also doesn't help that my sister is back from college for the summer and she got me started watching Glee, New Girl, and Sherlock all at once. My mom doesn't really want us watching Glee anymore though, since she was really weirded out by it after watch part of one episode. However, Sherlock has me almost obsessed now, and I'll admit that I've spent the better part of today reading fanfiction. Whoops. I also got like ten books from the library that I have to have read by June 1st. Anyway, I should probably stop rambling and get on to the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or any of the characters in it.

(Time jump to after the events of The Force Awakens)

Kylo was surprised when he heard that Snoke was actually making a visit to the base. He didn't usually do this; he said that holograms were sufficient for what he needed to do. Kylo was curious, but he was also hesitant to be questioning Snoke, especially after his defeat at the hands of that scavenger girl. What was her name again? He couldn't remember it exactly, only that it began with an R.

Kylo sighed. It seemed like girls who had an R related to their name caused him nothing but trouble. Before R had shown up, he had lived a relatively simple life, just following orders and getting whatever Snoke needed accomplished done. Speaking...er, thinking of R, Kylo hadn't seen or heard from her in a while. Normally he wouldn't care, but with R you never could tell what she could be planning. Oh well, it wouldn't do him any good to think about it. In fact, it'd probably do him harm, since he got a headache every time he tried to figure out what her strange comments meant.

An hour later, Supreme Leader Snoke arrived on the base. Kylo went to greet his master, hesitating as he wondered whether or not to ask him about the reason for his visit.

"No, I don't have a specific reason for being here. I just felt like it and thought it might be good to check on things." Snoke said, surprising Kylo. He then explained his explanation. "I could read it in your face. Your expression said it all."

Snoke then chuckled rather nervously, which did not help Kylo's confusion. Especially since his explanation was a load of crap, considering the fact that Kylo was wearing his helmet and it was literally impossible for his expression to give anything away. He started to wonder if the reason for the visit was simply a spur of the moment decision caused by Snoke losing his mind. Kylo was just beginning to slowly edge away from Snoke when he started to mutter to himself.

"Stupid girl. How did she get that information? I knew I should have killed her when she showed up. Would have, too, if she hadn't disappeared so suddenly!"

Ah, so that explained what R had been up to. Kylo decided it would be best to just pretend he hadn't heard anything.

(Elsewhere...)

"Nice!" D said, highfiving R.

"Ehehehehehe. Power, unlimited power! But seriously, the power that comes with being the author of a parody fic! I was able to write the existence of these!"

Here R held up a collection of pictures, all of Snoke. In one, he was wearing an afro wig and shiny bell-bottoms at a disco. In another, he was crying while watching The Titanic.

"This one's my favorite," R said, gesturing to the latter picture. "I even made a video clip. See?"

She got out an iPod Touch and played the video. D gazed in horror and amusement at the sight of Snoke full out sobbing, saying "It's just so beautiful! So tragic!" while blowing his nose. In the background, Stormtroopers could be seen, somehow looking uncomfortable even in their helmets.

R chuckled, rubbing her hands together. "I can't wait to show Kylo. Hopefully he won't say anything around Snoke, because it'd be awfully hard to write a parody fic about a character if he's dead in the story."

At this point, the author realized that even though she had added her brother to the story per his request, she had almost completely left him out of the chapter and thus felt obligated to include him further.

"Thank you," D said. "It's nice to be remembered. Now, onto the next step. I'll take care of that."

With that, they both pressed buttons on their devices and winked out of sight and out of their reality.

(New First Order Base)

Kylo gave a piercing shriek as R appeared next to him. He glared at her as he cleared his throat and straightened his clothes.

"How did you get so high-pitched with the helmet on? I thought it was supposed to make your voice deep." R said, off topic as usual. "Anyway, is Snoke here yet?"

"Yes." Kylo replied, determined to keep her focus where it now was. "I assume you have something to do with that. How, I don't know, and honestly I've given up trying to."

"Good, since you never will. You have, however, earned the right to call me GrantWard'sHipsterGlasses. That's what the majority of people know me as, and it has something to do with how I am able to do the things I do. It's kind of long, though, so call me G.W.H.G. That should be fun for readers to try and pronounce, and I'll get enjoyment out of hearing you try to pronounce it as well."

"What?" Readers? Were they in some kind of story or something? Of course not, how could he have thought that? Stupid.* What kind of name was GrantWard'sHipsterGlasses, anyway?

"Just forget about that last bit and let's try and keep the fourth wall somewhat intact."

G.W.H.G. smirked. "I do want to show you these." She handed over a few items she took out of her cloak.

When Kylo saw the images placed before his eyes, he was torn between laughing and wanting to bleach his brain (whatever bleach was. He didn't know). "How did you get these? And what are these?"

"That's not important. Oh yeah, I guess you wouldn't know what these actually are. Where I come from, we don't have holograms like you do."

She was about to give further explanation when they were interrupted by the sudden appearance of her brother.

Kylo was surprised by the appearance of another strange person and honestly was hoping they were nothing like R- er, G.W.H.G., but he was even more surprised when he saw who was with the stranger.

A/N 2: And... cliffhanger! I can't believe it, my first one! Once again, I am totally sorry about the delay. To be honest, I haven't been entirely sure that I'm happy with how this story is and might go through and edit it some. It would be very helpful if I could get some reviews! I hate to beg, but I would love to even here criticisms just to know what people think of it and if I should change it or if I should leave it how it is.