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Megamind

I rest my head on my arms, my upper body lying on top of the steering will of the invisible car. I let out a happy sigh as I watch Roxanne walk into the super market, her hips swaying in a graceful motion.

It pleased me in a way to watch Roxanne go about her normal, everyday activities. I rarely had time to do so between jail and my latest evil plots. However, without Metro Man to take me to jail today, I obtained an empty void of time that needed filling.

It was hard to escape Minion's watchful eye, even for a dastardly handsome evil mastermind, such as myself. I had to come up with thirty-six different excuses of why I couldn't help Minion clean the Evil Lair today. Most of them had been rather pitiful, but he finally "let me off the hook".

Cleverly avoiding several painstaking hours of cleaning, I had to find something to do with my free time. Watching someone doing a report on the news is one thing, following them around all day is another. I admit this isn't verging on stalking, this is stalking. But how can I help it? How can I not be a little curious about my captive's life outside of our work relationship?

I find myself waiting for her to finish her shopping detour, so I can follow her on to the next store. I slowly drive as she walks, watching her every movement. Then out of nowhere, a man runs right into her. Right into her! I felt my insides curling with rage. How dare he walk into her so carelessly! He could have hurt her! What if an old elderly lady was in Roxanne's place? I bet he would have walked away! That Son of a- My train of thought was cut off by Roxanne's expression. I thought she would have been boiling mad! Yet Roxanne was standing there, stroking back her hair, giggling. Giggling! I press my face against the car's window and emit a low growl. The man walked off with a big grin. I wished I could slap that grin off his pathetic butt ugly face.

Though I hate to give anyone credit for my brilliant ideas, (especially clumsy imbeciles) his stupid act had planted the seed for another one of my ingenious plans.

Narrator

Roxanne starts making her way home. Tons of bags hang from her arms, and a hot cup of coffee rests in her hand. She had just finished her monthly shopping trip. She rarely had time to do anything fun like this, but since Metro Man had taken an unexpected vacation, and because it was her day off, she could do whatever she wanted. Shopping wasn't really her thing, but it was something to get her mind off her insanely stressful life. She picked up her pace, occasionally stumbling over her new high heels.

She walks on and sees Bernard, whom she knew from high school, approaching her. She couldn't tell who tripped first, but before she knew it, they were both leaning on each other awkwardly, her coffee drizzling down his suit's sleeve.

"Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!" Roxanne said scrambling to get off of his chest. Again? Really?

"Oh! No, no, no! It's fine! In fact it's perfect! I mean, it's . . . its really fine," he said nervously trying to shake the coffee off of his arm.

His voice seemed different to Roxanne. It was very lively, and lacked the droll tone it usually accommodated.

"Here let me help you. . ." she said pulling a receipt out of one of her shopping bags, trying to mopping up the coffee off of his arm.

Oh my gosh. . . Were his eyes that gorgeous before? Roxanne thought looking up into his deep green eyes for a moment, then quickly looking back down to his sleeve.

"No, no. It's fine, really," he said shaking he hands off, "hey look, why don't we just go get you another coffee. The Dunk'in Donuts isn't that far away is it?"

She blushed slightly, and then replied, "Yeah. That . . . That sounds great."

She started picking up some of the bags that she had dropped, and he did a small fist pump.

"Here, let me carry some of those bags for you," Bernard offered.

"No thank you, I'm fine," she said starting to walk down the sidewalk.

"Really, I want to help," he said following.

"Alright," she said sheepishly.

Bernard grabbed half of her bags as they continued walking.

"I'm really sorry," she apologized again.

"Trust me, no worries. So what's your name?"

"Bernard, we went to high school together. You really don't remember me?"

"Oh! Right, duh. Roxanne isn't it?"

"You got it," she said pleased.

"That's a pretty name."

She blushed a light pink.

"Um, thanks . . . Wow, I can't believe I just ran into you like that. You know, that's the second time today that I've ran into someone."

"Really?" He asked with a smile.

"Yeah. Maybe I should return these high heels. . ." she said looking down at her beautiful new shoes.

"They seem to be fine. It was probably just me anyway."

They walked into the coffee shop and went up to the counter.

"I'll have a latte please," she ordered.

"And I'll have a laaatiiii. . .Um. . . a laatuu. . . I'll just have whatever she's having," Bernard said, clearly embarrassed.

The lady nodded and Roxanne giggled.

"You've never had a latte before?" Roxanne asked.

"You see the things I do for you Roxy baby?" He said in a deep seductive voice.

Roxanne burst out laughing. They lady returned with their cups, and they left the store.

"Want me to walk you home?" He asked.

"Sure, I'd like that."

Bernard walked her to her apartment, both of them giggling and laughing the whole way there.

"Here's my phone number. Maybe we can do this again sometime? Without me spilling my coffee on your sleeve I mean."

He took the small piece of paper she handed him.

"Yeah, okay, I'd like that," he said waving goodbye.

Roxanne hoped he'd call soon. She looked forward to seeing those brilliant, yet strangely familiar eyes again.

Megamind drove the invisible car into the lair and got out as quickly as he could.

"Minion! You'll never guess what just happened!" Megamind yelled waving a small piece of paper wildly in the air.

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