I don't own Mean Girls, and I don't own Twilight. This is just mostly for fun, because I kept imagining Edward as Regina George while watching Mean Girls. First few chapters are mostly Mean Girls story/dialogues, but we'll be changing the middle to end a little bit (so Edward and Bella can end up with each other, right?).

I AM SOOOOO SORRY for not updating for so long. I just finished a whole heck of school work (woot wooot GRADUATION!!) and for the most part, I had a hard time thinking how the story should progress - by this time you'd notice that I grasped away from the original Mean Girls' script. Heehee as LittlePrincessTwilight commented, it was kinda...strange, for Edward to be quoting lines like Regina's. I seriously ROFL-ed at that. So hope for a more manly Edward in the chapters to come! :)) REVIEWS PLEASE! I love getting your feedback :)

Mean Boys

Chapter 4 - Phase One

By eighth period, I was happy to get to Physics. I mean, I'm good at science. Nothing in Physics can faze me.

Except for one thing.

"Hey, the famous Isabella Swan!" The teacher was surprisingly, Miss Norbury, the one I splashed coffee all over on my first day and further embarrassed by a display of her undergarments to the principal himself. Crazy, crazy first day. Getting it out of my head, stat.

"So Bella, welcome to Advanced Physics, we have lab work and lecture work and I want you to sit with somebody as your partner for the entire year…so that would be…ah, Mr. Cullen. Please make room for Bella, Edward." She said, smiling kindly at me and then at Edward. Not surprisingly, her gaze at his face was a little longer than it should be.

Miss Norbury might not look like she was mad at me, but this was obviously punishment. Or bad karma from the gods. Or good karma, however way you put it, sitting with a demi-god; but I wasn't yet in the mood to put to action whatever mutiny Rose and Alice were planning for Edward Cullen. With a sigh, I trudged down the aisle to the lab table that was now 'ours'. Only I tripped on my own feet and almost met my face with the floor when a hand pulled my arm up.

"You're not quite stable on your own feet, are you?" The demi-god himself asked. I blushed and looked down, using my hair to hide my face. "Thanks," I muttered.

I heard a low chuckle. "Anytime."

Damn it! Not ten minutes into this class and my brain is all jumbled up already.

Thank goodness it was a lecture hour, so there wasn't any need to talk. I kept silent by taking down notes and mentally reminding myself not to turn my head to where Edward was, which was becoming increasingly hard as I could feel his eyes boring into my skull. When I could not take it any more, he chose the perfect time to borrow a pencil. I snapped my head up to look at him and got momentarily stunned.

"Bella? Miss Swan," Miss Norbury's voice floated into my ears but I made no motion to acknowledge it. Edward smirked, and nodded his head to the teacher's direction.

I looked back at the front of the class. "Sorry…um, what was the question again??"

"State Newton's Third Law, some of us seems to have forgotten…"

I stammered the answer out but at least I knew I said it right. When I finished, I vowed not to look at Edward again, even when I heard a quiet "Huh," from him after my recitation.

After school, I drove my truck to Alice's place, taking care not to be seen (although most of 'The Plan' was hazy, Rose and Alice established the fact that I could not be seen with them by anyone from Forks High). Alice's house had the air of lavishness, and Rosalie's (which was a few doors down) was the same. It was quite a big one, with a huge iron gate and high brick walls, and entryways with massive Corinthian columns in. I might have been in Forks for only a few days, but I was already suspicious as to why Alice and Rosalie were social outcasts. It seemed impossible, for somebody so rich to be so picked upon. Obviously, the two girls' families were loaded.

"Bella!" Alice greeted me with one of her exuberant hugs. "Ew, what is that? Is that monstrosity in my front yard your car?"

I looked back at my old beat-up Chevy truck. So yeah, the paint may be chipping off and rust may rain down when I slam the doors, but it gets me everywhere. Plus Charlie gave it to me free, which closes off all further arguments.

"Let's go. Lots to plan, right??" I told her, trying to divert attention. She narrowed her eyes at me and shook her head. "You better be so happy I love you already, or I'd never let such a car into my driveway." I laughed and she led me up to her room, where Rosalie was already lounging on Alice's bed.

"Took you long enough!" Rosalie said, coming forward to give me a buss on the cheek. "So what's new in the last four hours?"

"Edward Cullen is my Physics lab partner." I groaned. The two girls looked at me with shocked faces and laughed. "Wow. Talk about convenient!" Alice commented. I bit my lip so as not to argue with this. In the one day I got personally acquainted with Edward Cullen, I might have developed a little crush on him. Something Rosalie and Alice will not take lightly once they found out…if they ever do.

"So what's the plan? I have never officially destroyed anyone's life so I don't know my way around here," I joked. It was slightly disturbing how Rose and Alice turned instantly business-y at this. "Alright. So we were thinking of changing your image," Rose started.

"But not too fast or too much that Edward notices," Alice continued.

"Maybe stick with him for a short while, just spying."

"Find out his deepest, darkest secrets."

"Okay, so maybe not dark and deep. I doubt he'll be easy to crack. But find out anything that we can make something out of."

"If you're gonna dump him, you have to make him want you. Hang out with him and his circle of friends. Oh!" Alice exclaimed suddenly.

"What?" I asked, glancing up at her. A wide smile slowly crept across her face.

"Tanya. You have to sabotage Tanya first."

"…Tanya is…?"

"His quasi-girlfriend. A.K.A the Slut who will do everything he wants. She's actually pretty to get away with it, but it will make things harder for our plans to go right when she's around. She's incredibly nosy and possessive. And her copycat Lauren is just as bad. If Edward is a fort, Tanya is the sentinel."

I surmised the labels Alice put on this Tanya. A sentinel, huh? Really?

"If there is one person who can't know of our plans, it's Tanya. She's in love with him. Like, the crazy way. She will do anything to keep him. Goodness knows why." Rose said in a bored tone.

"So what are we going to do?" I asked. Rose looked at Alice, who stared at the ceiling, thinking.

"There's a party next weekend…if you get Edward to invite you instead of Tanya, she'd be furious. BUT. Edward has to invite you, in front of her. Else, it won't work. Tanya will not concede, and she'll make your life a living hell. But if Edward does it, she'll never say anything. Poor girl is a doormat, among other nastier things." Alice replied thoughtfully.

"And how am I going to do this, exactly?"

"Simple." Rose said. "Flirt."

Chapter five sometime soon! how do you think Bella will get Edward to ask her to the party?:D