They got to the hospital which was only ten minutes away. They took him in fairly quickly. It was only a fifteen minute wait. In the meantime Reba got a blood test which confirmed she was pregnant. She came in with Brock when he was looked at.
"How did this happen," Doctor Cordial asked. "His penis got a spankin' with a golf club… by his soon to be ex-wife" "I'm hoping you're not that soon to be ex wife" "No I'm his ex-wife soon to be his wife again." "Well your soon to be husband again has a broken penis"
"He what," Reba had to bite her lip to keep from laughing. "He's going to have to wear a cast for about six weeks" Brock started to cry and Reba tried to sooth him. "Baby it's okay… it could have been a whole lot worse"
"So does that mean I can't pee for six weeks" "Well yes and no. We will insert a catheter into your bladder. We will numb it so you don't feel like you have to go. You'll have to empty it every 12 hours." The doctor wrote out a prescription for pain medication.
When they got back to the house Cheyenne was the first one to talk. "Mom where were you" "I was at the hospital," Reba answered. "The hospital. Mom are you okay?"
Despite her attempt to keep a straight face Reba started laughing her ass off. "I'm fine honey. You're dad however broke his penis" "What? He did that happen?" "Reba, you wanna tell them."
"Well first of all Cheyenne your baby daughter is going to have a little aunt or uncle. Daddy and I were… playing a game and BJ didn't like that." "What's wrong with playing a game mommy," Jake asked. "It was a game BJ thought was wrong to play honey. She got mad at daddy for playing the game."
"Wait a minute mom," Kyra said holding up her hand, "you played the game?" "Yeah" "And dad played the game" "uh-huh" "So why is it that dad's the only one with the broken penis?"