Line 7 is inspired by the guy who (badly) tried to hit on me in maths...
Roy Mustang's Infallible Book of Pick Up Lines.
Line 7.
Roy was at the pub with his male subordinates, when the topic of his womanizing ways came up.
"It's not fair!" Havoc wailed, more than a little intoxicate. "Why do you get all the luck with women?"
Roy smirked. "My charm, my smoldering good looks." He suggested. "How could any woman resist me?"
"$20 you couldn't get her number." Falman said, nodding towards a girl sitting alone at the bar.
Roy glanced at her. She was maybe twenty five and not his usual type. She seemed a little cold. But there was no way she could resist the Mustang charm!
"You're on."
The crew looked on as Roy got up and walked to sit beside her.
She reminded Roy slightly of Edward's automail obsessed mechanic, as she was working away fixing a broken radio.
"Hi there. That looks tricky."
"Mmhmm." She replied, idly.
She didn't even look at him! How was she supposed to be blown away by his fantastic appearance if she wouldn't look at him?
"So, you come here often?"
"I'm working."
Roy frowned slightly, but since he knew the guys were watching, there was no way he'd quit.
"You know, you're really pretty."
She turned to look at him. "You know, you're really annoying."
Roy pouted. "I was only trying to be nice."
"Well I'm not nice."
Roy smirked this time and lowered his voice. "I like a bad girl."
She only managed to glance at Roy before cracking up. "Oh...my...God...That was....too much."
Roy raised an eyebrow, not sure whether her laughing was a good sign or bad.
"Hey, you look good at fixing things..." She looked back to him.
The entire crew watched in awe, as Roy said something the the woman and she smiled and wrote something down on a piece of paper. Roy thanked her and bought her a drink before coming back over and showing them her number.
"How'd you do that?" Havoc asked. He had hit on the same girl just yesterday and she'd been heartless and cold towards him.
"I told her my phone was broken, and when she asked what was wrong with it, I said; it doesn't know your number."
It's only one line this time, but its for a reason. I begeth thee to review... ~Little Miss