Bluestar smiled. "Hmm...why not make this extremely difficult and tense?"
Tigerclaw frowned again. "What do you mean?"
Bluestar cleared her throat. "I mean that you will have to..." She pauses for dramatic effect.
Fireheart does a facepalm.
She clears her throat again for some reason. "Compete for the title of deputy!"
The clan gasps dramatically.
"Seriously? You guys are lame, I'm leaving for Shadowclan. Peace out!" Tigerclaw says, leaving.
The clan is in silence. Then erupts into cheers. "We have a winner!"