Truth and dare
By Joshua Carlson
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Each chapter you earn a new character, You now also have Paula from Earthbound.
FS: Were gonna start with... Lucas time!
Lucas time!
FS: Lucas, are you Ness's clone?
Lucas: No... We're just...very similar.
FS: Are you gay?
Lucas: No... I liked...umm...well no one YET...
FS: Kiss Ness on the cheek. Now.
Lucas blushes and goes up too Ness.
Ness: Hi Lucas.
Lucas: Hey..Ness...
Lucas kisses Ness on the cheek, quickly.
Ness twitches and passes out.
FS: Do you have nightmares from killing your twin?
Lucas: I have a twin?!
FS: ... Lets end this while were ahead. PK thunder yourself into the ceiling.
Lucas does that.
Lucas: My head hurts...
FS: Good. Lets go to... Question time!
Question time!
FS: Peach, do you REALLY love Mario?
Peach: No.
FS: Wait...what?!
Peach: He's just my plumber, who saves me on occasion.
FS: But I thought...
Peach: We have no relationship...sorry.
Mario cries in the corner.
FS: Huh...wierd. NEXT QUESTION!! Pit, have you EVER sinned?
Pit: I am an angel, I have Never sinned.
A pack of ciggeretes fall out of Pits pockets.
FS: What that?
Pit: Nothing.
Some bags of 'Sugar' bottle of vodka and a girly magazine fall out of Pits Pockets.
Pit: ...
FS: ...
Toon Link: Oh boy! Sugar and juice!
Toon Link picks up the 'Sugar' and vodka and goes to share with his friends.
FS hits the button on his cell phone saying 'Call the Fucking Police'
FS: Lets have an intermission...while Pit gets arrested.
Pit: what?
Intermission
Pit is getting forced into a police car while Marth is crying into Roy's shoulder
Marth: WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!
Roy: No where hun, don't be so hard on yourself.
FS: Okay... Toon Link, how old are you?
Toon Link looks a tad drunk.
Toon Link: Siiixxtttyy...
FS: ... Well, in most of my fics he's usually nine or younger and a bedwetter...I think he was twelve in the game..
Ness: Stop breaking the fourth wall!
FS: Oops! We'll have to cut this a tad short... due to laziness. How bout two more questions and a dare.
FS Smiles.
FS: Okay, Since we now have the Pokemon translator... Pikachu, have you ever wanted to evolve?
Pikachu: Well FS, quite simply... I do not wish to alter my current form in any way, I would much rather remain the rodent you see before you.
FS: Huh?
Pikachu: No.
FS: Oh. Why didn't ya say so?
Pikachu rolls his eyes.
FS: So... Pichu, does it annoy you that you shock yourself when you attack?
Pichu: Very much so, it rather aggrivates me.
Pichu speaks with a heavy british accent.
FS: What?
Pichu: Yes.
FS: Oh. Damn sophisticated Pokemon... Okay, last dare of the day.
Drum roll
FS: Metaknight. Take off your mask.
Metaknight: But...but..
FS: You know the rules.
Metaknight: NOT COOL!
FS: Shut up vader...
Metaknight grumbles, but takes his steel mask off, which reveals... ANOTHER MASK! GASP!
FS: You have a weird face.
Metaknight: Shut up.