The hell is this?
The blond was in a white room were he was staring at the light, when a voice call him.
"Don't stare at the light hon or you won't be able to see our child."
He then turn around and see the rosette holding a little pink ball. But it was a child with pink hair and whisked marks on it cheeks. He surprise asks.
"Is that our child?"
"Yes she so beautiful."
"She? So is a girl."
"Yes she is our little piece of heaven that was conceived nine months ago."
"So she was born the day we have sex?"
"Yes, I was happy that I was pregnant the first time we try."
"But you dream of been a nurses?"
"Don't worry both our parents were transfer in to town and they willing to take care of our children's."
"Childrens? So you gave birth to more?"
"Oh no I mean..."
"Mr. Namikage."
He then turn around and see the doctor. He then say
"Ready to meet you're other childrens?"
"What?"
Then two nurses enter the room pushing both ino and hinata's wheelchair. Each of them were caring a baby with there hair color but with whisker marks on the check. He then screams at the view. Suddenly he weak up on his room with sakura sitting beside him, she says with joy.
"I'm glad you awake."
"W-What happen?"
"Ino and hinata caught us having sex and well, the fight stars and ino was about to slap me but I douche it and you receive the hit."
"How long I was out?"
"All night."
"Shit! School… I'm late."
"Relax is Saturday."
"Oh thanks."
The rosette smiles softly at him. Then the door open and ino goes inside. She directs her eye on the rosette and says to her. "Is negative, your no pregnant." The blond see the pregnancy test and sight, but part of him was sad. The rosette was mad.
"I don't believe is any of your business were ever I pregnant or not."
"Acores it is. (I won't let you have him forehead.)"
She then turns to him and say. "Are you okay naruto?"
"Yes, I'm fine."
"I'm glad."
"Hypocrite."
Then the blond platinum turns to the rosette angry. Time pass and naruto was in his room doing his homework. He then decided to stop and call his parents. On the other side of the line, the red hair and the rosette talking when the phone ring. She sees the caller id and says.
"Is naruto, wonder what his calling for?"
"Maybe he and sakura are together and his calling to tell you."
Then both the woman quill like a couple of school girls which cause the male namikage to shiver in fear. Kushina pull the phone and hit the speaker bottom.
"Hello dear is something wrong?"
"No I just calling to see how you guys are."
She disappointed say. "Oh that's all?"
"Oh yes why? Did expect something else?"
"Oh no I just imaging thing, anyway your dad just leave for some reason (they scare him) and I'm with sakuya."
"Oh I see, well enlist I can talk to you."
"Sure sweet."
Then both mother and son talks. An hour passes since the conversation. Naruto finish his homework and decided to watch the TV. But he nodes that no one was there except for hinata that was washing the dishes. Then he sees a package on the table with his name wrote on it. There where a letter as well. He picks up and read it.
"Is from pervy sage, I thought he wasn't suppose to bee away from me thanks to the restringing order my mom put on him. (That guy tries to make me a man by taking me to a strip club.)"
He then opens the letter and read it.
"Hey naruto how are you? Listing I know your mom your mom put a restrict order on me for try to make you a man. But anyway seems you been living with three hot girls, so I decided to send you something that might help you."
He then open the package and saw a little bottle with a label that say "drink me" on it. He hesitating drinks the bottle. He gapping says.
"Shit! This taste nasty, I need something to wash it up."
He then head to the kitchen to find something to wash the horrible taste.