A/N: Don't ya feel special? Four chapters in one day. So, ya. I was reeeeaaallly hyper when I wrote this, and it's my favorite by far. Oh, and by the way, Alice, Edward and Bella's fonts are always the same. Anyone else's I'll put at the top, along with the location of the chat.
The Cullen Residance
Carlisle- Bold, Underline, Italics.
They should have a national De ja vous day.
Who is "They", anyway?
Bwahahahahahahahaha, a new topic to contemplate!!
Lovely.
You is they!
Huh?
THEY IS EDDY! YAY THEY!
Great.
I IS A KUMQUAT!
A what?
I's a kit kat kumquat!
Put. The. Coke. Down.
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Now the chocolate….
EDDY-POO! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY!
What?
You stole my eyes.
I did WHAT?
Stole my eyes. I BLIND! I BLIND!
I didn't steal your eyes.
Then how come I can't see?
You closed your eyes.
No I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't. I couldn't have, CAUSE I GOT NO EYES TO CLOSE!!
I didn't take your eyes, Bella.
I know. THE BUMBLE BRE TOOK THEM!!
You mean bumble bee?
NO! BUMBLE BRE!
I'm not even gonna ask…
MY NOSE!!
Huh?
CHARLIE STOLE MY NOSE!
?
When I was a kid, he said "Got your nose!" BUT HE NEVER GAVE IT BACK!
Would you like me to find you a new nose, Bella?
MY EAR!!
…
FACE BANDIT!
??
THE BUMBLE BRE STOLE MY FACE!!
Bumble bre?
I think she's broken.
I GOT NO EYES!
I GOT NO NOSE!
I GOT NO EARS!
IT'S A FACE BANDIT!
FACE ASSAULT!
RAPE!
RAPE!!
I think you're right…
HELP ME KEEP MY MOUTH!!
No one is going to take your mouth, Bella.
CAUSE THE BUMBLE BRE'S NOT A ONE, IT'S A FACE BANDIT!!
I'm getting Carlisle to sedate her.
Is Carlisle the face bandit in disguise??
No.
I GOT NO MOUTH!
Yes, you do.
I got him.
Bella?
CARLISLE? IT'S FACE BANDIT! FACE ATTACK! RAPE! RAPE!
Look at Alice, dear.
WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
She's the face bandit.
OHMIGEE!
-As Bella looks at Alice in shock, Carlisle puts a needle in her arm.-
AHHHH!! THE FACE….bandit…made me… tired…ish…. –SNORE-
Finally!
A/N: That's all for today, folks. Maybe. Unless I hit… maybe 15 reviews? I'll check in a while. Anyway, there is a story behind this one, incase you're wondering. One day I asked my BFF Breanna what a kumquat was, and she said "YOU!" So that became my nickname. Then I was eating a Kit Kat, and she declares randomly "You're a Kit Kat kumquat!" (Pronounced KUMCWAT) So, ya. Then another day, we were on a trampoline, and a lady bug flew on. I was the only one (Outta 3) who wasn't scared of it. So I was lady bug for the day. Then Breanna's all like, OMG, I'm a bumble BRE! (Cause her nickname is bre) So, that's it. The face bandit thing was really random. Well, like I said, 15 reviews if you want me to add more today, I'll add tomorrow no matter what. I'm not the kind who says "I refuse to update till you review!!" My finger is just killing me. So, ya. Bye, I guess…